Kajun's so vain, he probably thinks this thread is about him.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-11-08

Dear Fag, Forget that Rice-a-Roni shit. What's the real San Francisco Treat? Dear Rice Queen, I'm sorry to tell you, but you already mentioned the San Francisco Treat. Shit.

 

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 1-10-10

Dear Fag: Why do gay men wear fancy clothes and drive expensive cars? Dear Three Dollar Bill: There's one thing you don't want to be labeled if you are gay: Cheap ass.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 6-04-10

Dear Fag: How can I become impossibly thin like all the twinks I see? Dear Flabulous: That's easy. First you need a gym membership you don't use... And a lot of meth you do.

Ask a Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 4-18-11

Dear Fag: How can I tell if a guy in front of me is gay? Dear Blip on the Gay-dar: I'll answer your question with a question... Is your cock in him?

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 8-05-11

Dear Fag, what do I do if a guy comes onto me? Dear Hop On The Kinsey Scale--You didn't mention whether it was unwelcome or not, but the answer is the same... Wipe it off.

Ask A Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 11-09-11

Dear Fag: I just read a story about a womanizing Welsh rugby player who had a stroke and woke up gay. Can a stroke really turn a man gay? Dear Bottom of the Scrum... Depends on where it is, how long it lasts, who is doing it, and how much you like it.

Ask a Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 8-09-12

Dear Fag: Why are men such a pain in the ass? Dear You're-Going-to-Feel-a-Tiny-Prick: In my experience, it usually comes down to one thing... Not enough lube.

Ask a Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 9-29-13

Dear Fag: Why is it easier for gay guys to find men than it is for straight women? Dear Cherry Center: It's because gay men love themselves... ...more than chocolate.

Ask a Gay Man Anything by AccentuateNegative 1-31-18

Dear Fag: I'm sorta into this guy, but I saw his nudes and he has a weird looking dick. What do I do? Dear Sir or Madam... Do you have eyes in your ass?