CC 301: What if Dorothy were played by Bruce Willis? by kaufman 10-20-05

Yippee-ki-yay, monkey-lover!

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CC 301: At the monastery... by fzh 10-20-05

What?

CC# 301: It's Everywhere You Want to Be by Hari_Nezumi 10-20-05

Goddammit turn around.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

CC# 301: We Never Stop Working for You by Hari_Nezumi 10-20-05

What happened to my son, officer? Well we're not sure. At the moment it looks like he was stabbed in the neck after being brutally raped.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

CC 301: Watching women's volleyball by NeoVid 10-20-05

*fap fap fap*

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 301: Cowboy Yodeling by fishoutofbeer 10-20-05

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Yodel-a-hee-hoo.

Questions that need no answer by kaufman 10-20-05

Is this a bust?

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CC 301: That time of month by fzh 10-20-05

Where's your girlfriend? I'm trying to aviod her right now, see....

Red State Epiphanies

Now wait just a Gol'durn second. Are you saying this chimp is our president?

by fishoutofbeer, 10-12-05

Leaving the Sunshine House

Amsterdam Dude, that's one huge knob.

by fishoutofbeer, 10-20-05

Dr. Smiles

I'm sorry but we lost him.... After we mistakenly cut his head off.

by Tterb, 10-20-05

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horray for life. boo.

CC: 301 - eureka !

Considering how often you appear in rectal themometer joke comics, it's a good thing you don't have a nose.

by Smarmulus, 10-20-05

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CC 301: Way Down Yonder In New Orleans by Smarmulus 10-20-05

Homeland Security Chief Chertoff, what do you have to say in defense of your handling of hurricane Katrina? MOH

He really does look like Skeletor, doesn't he?

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Think about it by kaufman 10-20-05

What would you get if you crossed a fireman with a mirror?

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RCL no. 564 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-20-05

Look... I'm sure over time, the blueness from the Tidy-bowl dye will wear off... Well, I guess you're probably right... Thanks for rescuing me from the toilet by using that magical plunger of yours!

Comic Contest CCCI by HCRoyall 10-21-05

Ok, so your problem might be a little more serious than I thought...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Kaufman, your THINK ABOUT IT comic is comedy GOLD!
Great stuff!

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CC 301: it's all I've got

Damn it Smarmulus, I am sick and tired of your toilet humor!

by Smarmulus, 10-21-05

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

RCL no. 565 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-05

Threatening me won't get you in to see Mr. Johnson any faster! Fuck!

RCL no. 566 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-05

Goddamn, lady! Will you hurry up and cross? I'm late for a board meeting!

RCL no. 567 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-05

Huh?!? What just happened? All of the sudden it feels extremely breezy in here! Ah, fuck! I had the damn thing set on "fillet"...

Am I over the limit yet?

RCL no. 568 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-05

Anything? All clear, sir!

RCL no. 569 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-05

Hmmm... The temperature in my [insert naughty bit] is ALSO warmer than the rest of my body!

RCL no. 571 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-21-05

Uh... Whenever you feel like beaming the rest of me down would be fucking fine, Scotty!

Remake of RCL's Entry by possums 10-22-05

What was that? Nothing, sir.

I couldn't resist.