RCL no. 659 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-05

Hey, mister! May I use your phone? Uh... Sure. Thanks! That's it! I'm going back on the wagon!

Comic competion entry by pinwiz543 11-11-05

We look GREAT!!! Where are we going? Heck if I know! Works for me!

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I'd sell my soul for something shiny.

CC 304: eBench by lukket 11-12-05

I bought this bench for $5,000 on eBay because it was the one used in "Forrest Gump". At least that's what the seller told me they wrote in the bench press.

CC 304: At the speechalist's by lukket 11-12-05

I've had your rhetoric abilities under scrutiny, and do I have good news for you! You're not implying that my pauses... Do go on! Yes! They're finally pregnant!

CC 304: Comic Cup? by lukket 11-12-05

Can you spare a cup of coffee for a homeless dot-com worker? Um... You're not trying to mug me, are you?

CC 304: Background check needed by lukket 11-12-05

Crime scenes freak me out. Excuse me Mr, can you tell me where there's a hardware shop around here? Oh yes... it's just ... oh my! It's just what?

CC 304: The other half of a newscaster by lukket 11-12-05

Oh sorry. I'm Hank Luis and here's the channel 3 news. Kimmie, get out from under that table. My co-host today is the beautiful Kimmie Cox. Thanks for coming. No, thank you!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Trick or Treat by drawinger 11-12-05

Trick or Molest. Molest? Well__I__ I've never__

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CC 304 : What? by finn34 11-12-05

Cocks cocks and more cocks. What?

Orange Soda : Make-Out by finn34 11-09-05

What's happening? Not much. You wanna make out? Eh. Why not?

?? - Magical Chicken by finn34 11-12-05

Take me higher, magical chicken!

Orange Soda : Blowjobs by finn34 10-21-05

What did you have for lunch today? Seven blowjobs. Working the corner again, I see.

Orange Soda : Legalities by finn34 9-09-05

She said she was 18, I swear to God!

[Click to view comic: 'Orange Soda : Dominance']

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

The Future by HotRodDeathToll 11-12-05

Year 2010 Is this all we got left? Yep.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Magical Chicken by finn34 better fucking win.

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

CC 304: A Joke from the pub by jes_lawson 11-13-05

What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

RCL no. 661 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-13-05

I once tried doing my act in front of a small group of Jehova Witnesses, but all they wanted to hear were "knock-knock" jokes! HO! HO! HO! I'll be here all week!

Is it too early for Santa Claus? Or, JW jokes?

CC 304: My pinkies are so attentive by lukket 11-13-05

Welcome to my new show. Allow me to introduce the world's smallest sidekick, Joe the Pygmy! Hello Steve! You know. This doesn't work. Everyone can see that it's just a puppet. Talk to the hand 'cause I'm not listening.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 304: Amoosing by lukket 11-13-05

I had planned to do a Woody Allen reference in my standup show. But in this state there is a law against doing Woody Allen parodies Wednesday, Thursday and Monday after 6PM!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

RCL no. 663 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-13-05

Hey, buddy! Can you spare a dime? Can ya? Hellooooooo! I'm talking to you, asshole! You know times are bad when bums are hassling other bums for loose change!

RCL no. 664 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-13-05

Lizzy, ol' chap! I need you to go down to Kroger's and pick me up a carton of Marlboros... Now, be a good lad and run along! Who died and made you king, fuck-face?

RCL no. 666 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-13-05

Hey, Clango... How's it hangin'? It, uh, um... I... Uh... Ummm... Errr... What's on your mind, Clango? Well... There's got to be something inherently EVIL with you appearing in "RCL no. 666"

Can't make an omelette without breaking a shitload of eggs!

Butch and Pop Stars by HCRoyall 11-13-05

I just got tickets to an Ashlee Simpson concert. You wanna go? I'll take that as a "No".

Comic Contest 300-something by HCRoyall 11-13-05

I don't know... Should I go to college straight off the bat and take out student loans, or should I work for a little while first? Personally, I think you should stop talking to yourself. That's it. I'm going home.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 668 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-14-05

CRACK!! Wow......Madame... ......Penguin! That.... ...like....felt....good... ........................baby! This guy really needs to lay off the qaaludes!

What's the deal? It's like any other deal: VOLUME!!

CC 304: Respect Thy Elders by fzh 11-14-05

It's such a nice day, I think I'll call my grandfather and take him out to lunch. I would too, but my grandpa died of salmonella a few days ago. I was thinking of taking him to that little cafe on Fourth Street... Whatever you do, don't let him order their chicken salad sandwich.

RCL no. 669 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-14-05

What the..? Hey, Tiki! Can I use your toilet? Mine's all clogged up... I have GOT to lay off the ganja! Well... Can I dude? I needs to take a major dump!

RCL no. 670 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-14-05

The furthering adventures of "Blind Cop Justice". Tonight's episode: "Bunny, Bloody Bunny!" May I help you, officer? We're looking for a mass-murderer dressed in a bunny-suit, wielding an axe... Have you seen him? Um... I haven't seen a thing since I got blood-spatter in my eyes late last night! I'll take that as a "no"...

RCL no. 671 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-14-05

Not satisfied with just "rubber-necking" a deadly car accident from afar... YAAAAAACCCK!! YAAAAAACCCK!! ...Russ insists (to his detriment) on getting an up-close view of the gruesome, blood-drenched, guts-ripped, broken bones-exposed, brains-splattered fatality scene, and reacts accordingly! YAAAAAACCCK!!