CC 311: Is There Anybody Out There? by umfumdisi 1-26-06

Okay, I'll put: I like singing, dancing, dressing outrageously, and dyeing my hair different colors. Hmmm. I'll write: I enjoy listening to music, spreading gossip, dressing conservatively, and cutting and dyeing hair. A few clicks later and they meet... Hi, I'm Pink. I'm Floyd.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

RCL no. 837 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-06

HELP! Beatles, song and film, circa 1965... CATCH ME NOW, I'M FALLING!! 80's pop song performed by "Pretty Poison"... DON'T LET ME DOWN, ASSHOLE!!! ELO's biggest all-time hit off of their "Discovery" album, although I don't think the word "asshole" shows up in the title...

Will somebody PLEASE put an end to this contest before I really start submitting crap!

CC 311: Hubert's Quest For Love 1 by biped 1-27-06

So, do you like music? Who are your favorite singers? What are your favorite CDs? No, I hate music. I hate all the singers. I hate all the CDs that have ever been made. Even..."Windswept Stormy Night" by the Mystical Moods Orchestra? Because it's my -- Especially "Windswept Stormy Night" by the Mystical Moods Orchestra. Yuck. Well, Hubert? How was your blind date with the young lady? I had to kill her, Mother.

CC 311: Hubert's Quest For Love 2 by biped 1-27-06

This is my favorite CD... "Windswept Stormy Night" by the Mystical Moods Orchestra. Isn't it lovely? Well...I guess if you're in the right frame of mind...it doesn't sound so maudlin and depressing... Oh, I find it quite uplifting and evocative. It nourishes my spirit... it replenishes my soul -- Yeah, well normally I don't listen to this kind of shit. Don't you have any hip-hop? Or, like, Tori Amos or Fiona Apple, or... Had to kill another one, huh? Well, I pushed her out of the upstairs window. I haven't checked on her condition yet.

CC 311: Hubert's Quest For Love 3 by biped 1-27-06

So, do you like music? My favorite is -- oh, what's the use? It seems I'm doomed to forever search for my "soulmate." I love music! Know what my favorite CD is? "Windswept Stormy Night" by the -- (GASP!) You love "Windswept Stormy Night" by the Mystical Moods Orchestra? Huh? FUCK, no! I was talking about the parody version by the Jerky Jack-Off Boys! SNORT! You're late, Hubert. I wanted to take my time with this one, Mother.

CC 311: Hubert's Quest For Love 4 by biped 1-27-06

I...I need to broaden my musical horizons. Just give me whatever's in the, er, "Top Ten." That...that should represent the best in today's music... You got it, Pops! My, I certainly enjoy the sweet musical stylings of... er..."Fitty Cent." And G-Unit... has such marvelous... eh...syncopations... and...such... Blah, I hate that shit. Any fucking chance you've heard "Windswept Stormy Night" by the Mystical Moods Orchestra, you shallow asshole? So...you just leapt over the table and killed her right there in the restaurant? Well, we hadn't ordered yet.

CC 311: Hubert's Quest For Love (epilogue) by biped 1-27-06

...and in other news, the "Mystical Moods Killer" was sentenced to life imprisonment today. (*cough* fucking bastard *cough*) "I was only searching for love." That's right, Hubert...you'll be paroled if you submit to the new Ludivico treatment. We force you to watch violent images until they nauseate you. Oh yes, Doctor. Anything to get out of this awful heckhole. Wait...what's that music you're using...NO!!! NOT MY BELOVED "WINDSWEPT STORMY NIGHT"!!! NOOOOOOO!!! (BLECCCHHH!!!)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 839 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-06

♫ ...oh, father, please, you know you're still number one... ♫ ♫ ...and girls just wanna have fun! ♫ Damn... I never should have let my girlfriend talk me into buying that Cyndi Lauper ringtone! ♫ Yes, girls just wanna have FUN! ♫

First in a series of one ...

Farm Film Report One-Hit-Wonder Blow-Up by Namgubed 1-27-06

♫ I'LL NEEEEVER LEEEET YOU GOOOOOO! YOU'RE AAAALWAYS ON MY MIIIIIIND! ♫ ♫ YOU'RE THE OOONLY ONE FOR MEEEEE, YOU'RE AAAALL I NEEED, AND I'LL NEVER ♫ LEEEET YOU GOOOOOO-- --**KA-BOOM!!!**-- Did you see that? He done blowed up GOOD! He blowed up REAL good!

*sigh* -- how I miss SCTV.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

RCL no. 841 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-06

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Damn! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I can't get the theme song from "St. Elmo's Fire" outta my head!

I'm going to win by sheer VOLUME! Get it? VOLUME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RCL no. 846 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-28-06

♫ Can anybody... ♫ ♫ ...find me... ♫ ♫ ...somebody to LOVE! ♫ Dude... You're a fucking PUMPKIN!

CC 311: Thank you for the demo by lukket 1-28-06

So, now you've heard my demo tape. What's the verdict? You're nothing special. In fact you're a bit of a bore. If you tell a joke we've probably heard it before. But do I have a talent, a wonderful thing? Yes, everyone walks out when you start to sing. So I think I have an opening for you at the local police helping them with evictions.

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CC 311: Bolan for Dollars (Randomized for HER pleasure)

Bang a gong, I say. Get it on!

by umfumdisi, 1-28-06

CC 311: More Randumfum: Booshimi Battles the Red Robot

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR ASS!

by umfumdisi, 1-28-06

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CC 311: Just Plain Randum(b) by umfumdisi 1-28-06

Couldn't you just "look the other way" this time? No, RAAAHX-anne. You don't have to put on the red light. RAAHX-anne, you don't have to sell your body to the night. What if I offered you a blowjob? Why doesn't anyone ever offer me a rose garden?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

-The_young_scot, 1/18/2006

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

RCL no. 854 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-30-06

Ready when you are, sir.... Dear Young Scot... When fuckity-fuck are you going to judge CC: 311? It's been more than a week now! You're holding up the show!! WAKE UP!!! Love, Crabby!

Hello? Is there anyone in there? Just nod if you can hear us? Is there anyone at home?

Sorry guys, just started back at uni, pretty hectic! But yeah, sorry for the delay.

I was really impressed with the entries. In a way your all winners, but in a more accurate way, only lukket is the winner for his comic on "I will survive"

Congratulations Lukket!

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Lukket? Ah, FUKKET! lol Actually, his was the best! Congrats...