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RCL no. 2297 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-27-10

This is Phil McCracken, reporting from the state of Arizona, where the contro-versial bill, SB-1070, will go into law this Thursday...

I'm here with a local police officer who will be required to enforce the law. Tell me sir, will you be profiling illegal aliens based on how they look?

Don't be ridiculous! I'm BLIND...

But, if you can't profile illegals aliens by sight, how will you identify them?

By SMELL...

7-27-10 11:49am (new)

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RCL no. 2305 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-05-10

Look at me... I'm the Blind Cop and I can't see because I'm BLIND! HAHAHAHAHAHA

My mother's a whore who had syphillis when I was born, and that's why I can't chase crooks be-cause I can't see! HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Turns out this punk was really talking to Blind Cop's cousin, Deaf Cop.)

Gee, I thought I would have got my ass beat by now... This guy has a lot of personal restraint!

8-05-10 10:56am (new)

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Groovy! - That Pink Donkey Is FUNNY! by edoggydog
8-07-06

...so, I says, "Ping pong halls? I thought you said, 'King Kong's balls'!" That's when I realized I made an ASS outta myself! HAHAHAHAHAHA [*snort*]

What do you think of this funny pink donkey?

Groovy!

I think he SUCKS!

May I take your order, sir? Sir..? SIR..? MOTHERFUCKER!!

8-27-10 3:35pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Political Correctness Gone Awry by edoggydog
11-29-10

At the airport, the TSA is so politically correct, they never screen or pat down Muslims like me... I can literally get away with murder!

Groovy!

Next day at the airport....

My name is Mohhamed Osama bin Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hussein.

Check... Hurry up, pal. Your plane is boarding...

Later, that flight...

ALLAH AKBAR!!!!

11-29-10 2:42pm (new)

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Groovy! - Head? by edoggydog
2-28-11

How about you take me back to your place so I can go "Phreaky" on you!

Groovy!

So, this woman you brought home last night who robbed you, what did she look like?

She had a kickin' body with a killer set of double-D's!

I mean, what did her FACE look like?

She had a HEAD?

2-28-11 6:10pm (new)

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RCL no. 61 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-10-05

Damn!

[scribble]

$726 for speeding?

[scribble, scribble}

I was SKIING, for chrissakes!

Slow the fuck DOWN!!

4-06-11 8:04pm (new)

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RCL no. 2578 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-05-11

Next on TNT... Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "Shift Happens!"

Did you get a good look at the man who threw purple paint on your head, ma'am?

No. It was too dark out to see anything.

Too DARK? You said this happened twenty minutes ago...

Yes, and it's now 11:22 PM...

11:22 PM?? Dammit! My shift ended 7 hours ago...

He looked like one of those Chilean miners, if that helps you.

7-05-11 1:58pm (new)

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RCL no. 2634 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-23-11

Did you get a good look at the perpe-trator, ma'am?

No. I'm Blind, idiot! Have you found any clues?

No. I'm blind, too.

You're BLIND?? What the hell..?? Who's your supervisor?

I don't know if I even HAVE a supervisor. You see, I've never seen him because I'm-

-BLIND. I know... DAMMIT!!

10-23-11 11:36am (new)

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Groovy! 424 (RCL no. 60) by edoggydog
6-28-05

Okay... [scribble] I've got your side of the story. Now, I'll ask the dead guy on the floor his side...

Groovy!

Sir... Wanna tell me what happened here? Sir? Hello? Damn. Oh, well... Since, he ain't talking, I'll assume what you told me is true...

Cool.

Once more for accuracy... You say he "accidently" ran into your knife. Fifteen times. Backwards. [scribble, scribble]Got it. You're free to go...

Can I have my knife back..?

10-31-11 12:38pm (new)

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Groovy! Oceans _____ by edoggydog
1-13-05

Let's go through your statement one more time to make sure I haven't left anything out...

Goovy!

After Kinko the Clown told you his sick joke about child molestation, you killed him by dropping an anvil on his head, then you proceeded to stuff his carcass into the wood chipper...

I cannot tell a lie... yes! What's going to happen to me?

The judge will probably let you off with a warning, but I'd watch out for members of NAMBLA... Those sickos will stop at nothing to protect the "rights" of child molesters...

Damn! To think I got into this mess because I asked that %#&@ clown where the nearest Hot Topic store is!

11-09-11 11:21am (new)

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Glass Slipper Covered in KY by flipynif1
5-06-05

*Squish squish..

Oh yeah...oh baby, yeah take it all, uh uh uh...

*Squish squish..

Ahem, Sir, Do you realize you are fucking a pumpkin?

*squish squish*....Uh.....Is it midnight already?

12-07-11 8:36pm (new)

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RCL no. 2825 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-15-12

Next on TNT: Blind Cop Justice...

No, ex-boyfriend didn't physically assault me. But, he did call me a fat, ugly cum bucket... I mean, do I look like a fat, ugly cum bucket to you?

Don't know. I'm blind.

Really?

Are you also single?

Just the facts, cum bucket...

2-15-12 3:11pm (new)

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Groovy! 229 (Random Comic Layout no. 6) by edoggydog
4-28-05

Groovy!

[scribble, scribble]

Okay... This one's doing about forty-five in a twenty-five zone. The license plate reads, "3LKJ892"...

Ah 'ight... Cool! [scribble, scribble]

Where we at?

One more and I reach my quota for April...

3-15-12 2:11pm (new)

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Groovy! 299 by edoggydog
5-19-05

Okay... You're story checked out, so you're free to go. But, I do have one final question...

Groovy!

Who wrote "REDRUM" on the side of that building?

Some strange kid on a tricycle...

3-19-12 9:21am (new)

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RCL no. 2885 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-19-12

Next on G4: "Blind Cop Justice"...

Sir... Were you aware that there is a serial cat butt-rapist butt-raping the cats in your neighborhood?

No, I was not aware of that... Any suspects?

Yes... White male, clean cut, has a squarish head. Have you seen anyone matching this description?

Uh....no.

Well, if you do see someone, give us a call... Now, do me a favor and guide me to front door.

I think I'd better take up the offer that toilet gave me in the previous comic...

3-19-12 4:41pm (new)

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RCL no. 2897 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-27-12

Back at the precinct, Blind Cop gets caught up on some paperwork...

[scribble, scribble]

[scribble, scribble]

YOUR MOVE.

Who said that?

3-27-12 5:25pm (new)

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Groovy! 538 by edoggydog
8-04-05

Okay... I checked out "Chuckaduck" on-line, and although he's obviously in need of a psychiatric intervention, he's not our man. But, I do have a new lead for you to follow...

Groovy!

We're now looking for a suspect with a hearing aid...

Wouldn't a pair of glasses be more useful..?

Hmmm... When was the last time YOU had a psychiatric intervention?

Whaaaaaaaaat?

4-27-12 10:45am (new)

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Groovy! 536 - (re: Chuckaduck re: Groovy! 535) by edoggydog
8-03-05

"Oh, shit! He's onto me!"

Groovy!

Later...

So... Any luck using the internet to track down our suspect called "Chuckaduck"?

None... But, I did read a hilarious comic about a duck named "Chuck", written by some guy called "Chuckaduck"...

*sigh*

What?

4-27-12 10:47am (new)

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Groovy! 535 by edoggydog
8-03-05

I need your help in cracking this case...

Groovy!

I'm looking for a suspect with one eye called "Chuckaduck"...

Okay! But, what does he call his other eye?

What are you...stupid?

Stupid is as stupid... As stupid... Damn! How does that saying go?

4-27-12 10:48am (new)

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Groovy! - Butt Phone Sex* by edoggydog
5-10-12

*This comic is based on New York City's claim that 32% of their 911 calls are from "butt dialers"...

Did someone here call 911?

I think my butt did while I was passed out...

Oh, my... What happened?

I was standing here, minding my own business, when a gang of gay guys accosted me and took turns raping me in the ass!

They caught the gang three days later and charged them with "breaking and entering"...

Groovy!

5-10-12 10:51am (new)

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Groovy! 535 redux by edoggydog
5-10-12

I need your help in cracking this case...

Groovy!

I'm looking for a suspect with one eye called "Chuckaduck"...

Wouldn't it make more sense if you use both eyes when looking for a suspect?

What the front seat are you talking about?

Removing your shades would help, too...

5-10-12 10:57am (new)

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RCL no. 2985 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-21-12

Next on G4... Blind Cop Justice. Tonite's episode: "Finger Breaking Good."

Smell my finger!

I'm busy...

C'mon... Smell my finger!

Tell you what... I won't smell your finger, but if you don't stop bugging me, I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!

If, you can find it.

If, I can find it.

5-21-12 9:34am (new)

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Groovy! - BOOBIES!! by edoggydog
7-03-12

Sure, I'll tell you about the time I was robbed by the "Buxom Bandit"...

Groovy!

OPEN UP THE CASH REGISTER AND GIVE ME ALL THE FUCKING MONEY!!!

OKAY!

Can you give me a description of the suspect?

44 DOUBLE D'S!!

7-03-12 3:38pm (new)

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RCL no. 3058 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-15-12

[scribble, scribble]

What's that, officer?

What's what?

THAT!!!!!!

This? It's today's sudoku puzzle.

Oh... With those Batman "punch stars" in the background, I thought it was something dire. Like a $5000 ticket for jaywalking.

7-16-12 9:08pm (new)

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RCL no. 3085 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-01-12

Next on G4... "Blind Cop Justice".

Sir, the owner of this company filed a complaint against you for blocking this aisle way...

I can explain, officer...

Just give me your name, dirtbag.

First, tell me what you're filling out...

A bench warrant.

Ha, ha. Wait. What?

8-01-12 6:23pm (new)

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