That's the most disturbing thing I've seen all week.

You must have bought one of the good penises.

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See, thats exactly the sort of thing World of Warcraft is missing

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ivytheplant

Success!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Now once we can interface Second Life with teledildonics we'll be golden.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I bought a little parcel of ocean land to increase the number of items we can put on our main parcel. After I bought it, I discovered that the previous owner had built a giant floating casino above me and was using my item allotment for his casino. So I had the items removed. And now his casino has a giant chunk taken out of the middle of it.

Sweet.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

It was great. I made a giant ugly cylinder and stuck it right in the middle of his shitty club. LOL awesome.

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Today I found out that in Second Life, you can get a virtual computer where you can play Second Life.

The apocalypse is upon us.

I'd like to see some old granny that has trouble setting the VCR clock sit down and try to figure out Second Life.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I once showed my (at the time) 88 year old grandmother my laptop and tried to demonstrate the internet (before it was teh intarweb). I wanted to show her a fairly safe site that she would be interested in, so I went to recipes.com.

Yup, it was a porn site. I closed my computer so fast I cracked the lid.

God bless teh intarwebs.

It's not porn anymore.

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Poop.

gabe_billings

Don't be so hard on yourself.

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I noticed this game is a lot like the internet. No matter what I search for, I always end up with porn results. What's frightening is how much of it is dedicated to furries. I was in a coffee shop yesterday and once everything rezzed, I realized it was a furry coffee shop.

I just searched for lava falls and I got gay porn. God bless teh intarwebs.

I believe the game hates me. Or my computer refuses to run a program saturated with porn. I have followed the advice given me by peoples in "teh kn0w" and now instead of starting to load and crashing, Second Life will bring me to the screen where I'm supposed to create my avatar and THEN it crashes.

I think I'm just going to wait until I replace my computer. I'm pretty sure it's on its last legs and is just being cantankerous.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I crash a lot too. When I built my laptop, I was more interested in hard drive space, memory, and video & audio capabilities, not processor performance. My processor can run everything I need just fine, but this game makes the computer so hot I've burned my legs through my jeans. If I go into areas with high traffic, I get laggy and then it crashes.

Boorite has a super dual processor computer that the university gave him which makes mine look like a 486 and he still crashes. Not only that, his computer core dumps. It's always when he hits high traffic areas or areas with crazy scripts. Those orientation islands have a ton of traffic. I crashed on mine twice.

This is what happens when the game technology surpasses the server technology that sustains it.

A whole bunch of us Unitarians have bought land adjacent to each other and are conncting our proterty with streams and stone paths. So it's sort of like a reglious compound. Kind of like David Koresh, only when the ATF comes we'll simply respect their inherent worth and dignity.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

boorite

Trumped by Little Chief, my man!

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fuzzyman

I'm just going to warn you now... the Patriotic Negras actively look for large scale targets in between furry raids. A religious compound WILL end up on the raid list if they find out about it, so be prepared for a server crash attack involving Paper Mario, walls with Hitler's face on them, and floating pink penises.

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That sounds like a typical Saturday night around here.

LuckyGuess

I'm just going to warn you now... the Patriotic Negras actively look for large scale targets in between furry raids. A religious compound WILL end up on the raid list if they find out about it, so be prepared for a server crash attack involving Paper Mario, walls with Hitler's face on them, and floating pink penises.

Well, we're not obviously religous (looks like a bunch of houses and rivers), but point taken.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

fuzzyman

Nor are we not-obviously religious.

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More adventures of Mibols Chaffe 

Having dressed myself in this historically accurate gay Centurion octopus costume, the first thing I did was find a Christian coffee bar.

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I had exchanges like this with the winged gentlemen, who is the owner:

[11:10]  You: nice place
[11:10]  California Condor: Thanks, Mibols.
[11:10]  California Condor: What have you heard about Jesus Christ, Mibols?
[11:13]  You: oh, what haven't I heard? He was fabulous... what would you like to know?
[11:13]  California Condor: LOL
[11:13]  California Condor: What's your favorite Bible verse?

I didn't like where this was going, so I changed the subject.

[11:25]  You: help me finish this joke
[11:25]  You: a centurion walks into a christian coffee house
[11:25]  You: ...
[11:25]  You: ok maybe it's not worth it
[11:26]  California Condor: and he asks ... i'm thinking
[11:26]  You: "who do I have to flay to get a drink around here?"
[11:26]  You: ...
[11:27]  California Condor: Oh, I mentioed before
[11:28]  California Condor: the espresso machine is right there
[11:28]  You: no that was part of the joke
[11:28]  California Condor: oh
[11:29]  California Condor: When he gets given a cup of espresso, he threw away the arrest warrant for accusations of serving blood.
[11:29]  You: hmmm
[11:29]  California Condor: Early Christians were falsely accused of serving real blood when it was a symbol of the body and blood of Christ in communion.
[11:29]  You: oic
[11:30]  California Condor: Well, the elements were symbols. But the Romans heard a rumor that it was actually flesh and blood.
[11:30]  California Condor: So they were grossed out and considered Christians as practicing abominations.
[11:30]  You: well I'm sure it didnt sound kosher

Eventually a hottie with the unlikely born-again name of Morellocherry wandered in and Vulture Boy took a powder. now we were cookin' with gas!

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[11:34]  Morellocherry Raymaker: ...hi!
[11:34]  You: we were discussing cartoon network
[11:35]  You: I think Condor should rock the birdman outfit
[11:35]  Morellocherry Raymaker: ha..!
[11:35]  Morellocherry Raymaker: sorry if im slow...my comp keeps freezing
[11:35]  Morellocherry Raymaker: i think it might crash
[11:36]  You: I'm pretty sure that's the hottest outfit I've ever seen on a Pentecostal girl
[11:36]  You: and I grew up in Louisiana
[11:36]  Morellocherry Raymaker: lol
[11:36]  Morellocherry Raymaker: thanks !
[11:37]  You: my outfit stems from a fear of getting lost and having rescue aircraft unable to spot me
[11:37]  Morellocherry Raymaker: haha!
[11:37]  Morellocherry Raymaker: it is "out there"!
[11:37]  Morellocherry Raymaker: but it will get you noticed!
[11:37]  You: that outfit of yours would look boss with this big bowie knife I made
[11:38]  Morellocherry Raymaker: really!
[11:38]  You: this one I think
[11:38]  Morellocherry Raymaker accepted your inventory offer.
[11:38]  You: wear
[11:38]  You: itll go in right hand
[11:39]  You: ah, the Psycho grip
[11:39]  Morellocherry Raymaker: lol
[11:39]  You: I meant for it to be the forward grip but that one is charming

True to her word as a Christian, her computer then crashed and she was out of my life... for now!

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lewl second life. I reentered the game as Chupacabra Kidd a few days ago and it appears his inventory was wiped of stuff by the mods. Someone reported me! Damn.

I'll have to make a new character if I really want to play, because they know about Chupa.

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If comic books were made in Hell, this would be Batman and Robin.

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