The old boorite is definitely better.  It has the die-cast metal, not those cheap plastic parts.  And the new boorite doesn't even look like anything when it transforms.

Anyone else nerding out over the upcoming Transformers movie (which will suck but I'll see it anyway)?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Mine looks like this:

What the hey? Starscream would eat that thing for lunch.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

not_Scyess

*raises hand*

I've been hoping for this since I first cracked open a Transformers cartoon twenty-some years ago and yet I was pissed that I had to wait another two years when I first saw the trailer for it. I don't care about plot or acting; I just want to see giant transforming space robots beat the shit out of each other and crush the humans in their path.

If my brain doesn't short circuit over the nerdy goodness, I'll consider the day well spent.

ivytheplant

*raises hand*

I've been hoping for this since I first cracked open a Transformers cartoon twenty-some years ago and yet I was pissed that I had to wait another two years when I first saw the trailer for it. I don't care about plot or acting; I just want to see giant transforming space robots beat the shit out of each other and crush the humans in their path.

If my brain doesn't short circuit over the nerdy goodness, I'll consider the day well spent.

Oh, my God, ivy, it's Michael Bay. It's Michael Bay. For the love of God, ivy, it's Michael Bay.

Ok, so it's Michael Bay. But he only produced that, and by God, it's Michael Freakin' Bay.

I mean, Jeebus, it's Michael Bay. Save yourself.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I like Michael Bay movies.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

boloboffin

Giant transforming space robots.

It's worth it.

ivytheplant

I figured ivy would start a separate thread about the Transformers movie, but this will do. I'm intrigued, and I didn't even watch Transformers that much.

However, The Simpsons movie is scheduled to open a few days after my birthday. Guess I'll have to treat myself.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The only other person who could have done this movie is Tony Scott, and I don't think Denzel Washington could pull off Optimus Prime.

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Poop.

The new boorite is better because this version is STD free, unlike the old model which had its share of the HPV.

Boorite, you pap smear!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

MY GENITAL SKIN CELLS ARE MULTIPLYING OUT OF CONTROL

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

LuckyGuess

Doc'll freeze those off for you. Isn't that fun?

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I will save them and name them after cancelled sitcoms.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Maybe sebra is the guy who keeps watching Rockwell.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

LuckyGuess

Like Everybody Loves My Schlong and That Blind Stevie.

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