I'll have you know I have no plans to make a comic: "The Singing Robots of Stew Leonard's."

But I could.

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CC 77: Light Meal by BigEvilDan 11-06-01

These creatures must be the dominant life form on this planet. I will activate my holoprojectors to blend in. Yub yub. Yub yu-yu YUB, bye! Ah, my lunch is here. With this disguise, I should be perfectly safe.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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"The Singing Robots of Stew Leonard's."

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I loved Crystalis when it came out... that was one quality game. You're scaring me, evil_d.

Then it's all going according to plan.

You know, I was about to write a post listing nearly a dozen CRPGs that I'm currently in the middle of or planning to start soon, and basically just giving away what a colossal geek I am, when it occurred to me that, with as many gamers as we have here, we should get some sort of networking action together sometime. If there's any interest in this, let's start a new thread for it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I have a 43rd level mage going in Diablo Expansion Pack named Blake (my favorite porn/wresting star). Maybe we should open a game sometime.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Screw the robots! Just trying to make clean comix... Back to the drawing board I guess.

And if I don't hurt her she'll do me no harm... by Spankling 11-06-01

o/` I love little pussy her coat is so warm... o/` Whoa... back off Samson! But I'm just singing about my pussy! None of that in THIS contest! Wait. Did you say YOUR pussy? Carry on, Daddy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sigh... by Spankling 11-06-01

C:\ Tell me again about the old days! C:\dir File Not Found *shudder* Grandpa?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Whoa. Now that boorite and I have wowed each other and Spankling wowed both of us, I'm afraid I have to return the favor. "Sigh..." was an absolute gem.

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>>READY

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What others say about boorite!

CC 77: starring Mr Roboto by NeoVid 11-06-01

Unit 4, how goes the search of the derelict human ship we discovered? We have discovered the name of the ship from its memory banks, and recovered DNA traces of the former crew! Ah, yes. I saw they named it the "Hugh_G._Rection." What have you done with the DNA samples? Well... we have made a few cloning attempts, so we can finally know what humans looked like, but the samples were only 75% intact. Our_best_attempts_are_in the lab... "Oh dear Gre-hal, I hope it's the one on the left!"

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You are truly an evil person, Kaufman.

Christmas Eve, 2016 by kaufman 11-05-01

Chaos at the North Pole tonight when one of Santa's reindeer snapped and went on a shooting spree. Donner, Comet and 16 Elves are dead. Vixen and Prancer were seriously wounded. Santa is making his run with a skeleton crew of Cupid, Blitzen, Rudolph and Dasher. The crazed reindeer is believed to be heavily armed, and flying in the direction of former child star Billy Mumy's house. DANCER! DANCER, WILL ROBINSON!

I like that in a person.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Oh my god... congrats, Spankling. Looking forward to your rules in CC78!

Summoned by Lots42 and Enigma via a.f.sw, actually. Man, there's some hilarious stuff 'round here!

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However he got here, that cartoon kicks ass.

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My attempt at pushing the rules envelope:

Popular Board Games Through the Ages: by kaufman 11-06-01

1938 -- Monopoly ......... 1988 -- Trivial Pursuit ......... by kaufman 11-06-01

2038 -- Tic Tac Tobor by kaufman 11-06-01

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Stealing from kaufman... sorta.

I'll take Tobor to block! by Spankling 11-06-01

Untitled by Spankling 11-06-01

You girls like being two to a box? I'm not going to say it.

Welcome to Hollywood Squares 2050!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

As it so happens, my version evolved from a "Hollywood Squares 2150" idea, but I decided to take the show reference out so as to not befuddle non-North Americans who may have not experienced it.

That said, nice treatment; Maura as Paul Lynde works surprisingly well.

Hey Brad, could you make the comics 4 panels wide? Now that the splitter background's here, I've got a great chess set to build :-)

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Sorry I just can't help myself.

Not An Entry To CC77 (But Ought To Be) by israphael 11-07-01

Damn, these competitions are getting harder. Like this latest one, where you can only use robots and imaginary creatures but you can't use sex in any way. I doubt that Israphael can write a strip without resorting to using an ass-raping robot or Gabe and a donkey. No, you can still use Gabe. He is a totally fictional character created by someone with a sick, disordered mind. Probably Wirthling. Yeah... He sucks, you know. Word.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Another fine idea by kaufman.

Anyone remember by ObiJo 11-07-01

A game called by ObiJo 11-07-01

Elevator Action? by ObiJo 11-07-01

I was gonna do Connect 4 with wirthling heads, but it seemed to similar to tic-tac-toe.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

If only you could clump those comics together somehow when you view someone's library... they make absolutely no sense at all individually.

I was thinking the same thing.I figured if I do many more, which is unlikely, I'd make some kind of explanatory comic.

Also, in my own personal case, I figured if anyone goes to the trouble of reading all my comics (bless their hearts), they'll have gone insane long before they hit number 560 anyway.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Only vaguely, but I do remember Crazy Climber. Once I get all 80+ stories loaded, I'll post it.

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CC77 - Conquering the earth will be easier than you think by evil_d 11-07-01

Can we go over the plan one more time? Sure. You're disguised as a member of the planet's most prevalent species. Their culture seems to be based on destruction, so just go tearing around and find some stuff to knock down. Right. And you? We've determined that they take their orders from low-level artificial intelligences made out of metal. This robot disguise is meant to convince them that I'm some sort of messiah. Okay, I've got all that. But why is your mother-in-law disguised as a mushroom cloud? I'm hoping the wind will blow her away.

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CC 77: Just when you thought it was safe ... by kaufman 11-07-01

... Orbiting high above the earth, a long-forgotten Soviet space probe achieves sentience. Vaporize.

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CC 77: Tobor (breaks the) Rules! by Namgubed 11-07-01

In the end... It's not whether you win or lose... IT'S HOW YOU CORNHOLE THEIR DEAD BODIES!!!!!!!

It wasn't me, it was Tobor! Really!

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