I actually cried looking at the Christmas window, that poor Snowman.

I assume it's a story of one man's struggle with his own humanity? The way I see it, the elf represents man's animal instict, the tree is a metaphor for the fact that humans will ultimately be their own destruction, and Santa represents.....uh.....Richard Nixon?

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Surprised nobody else has noticed that the elf character looks like the Grinch.

Face Eternity and Recognise by kramer_vs_kramer 11-29-01

I will steal all the presents, and hide them away, and totally fuck up their nice Christmas Day. It looks like you're stealing Christmas! Damn it Clippy, you should know better. I'm stealing Christmas, not writing a letter. But if I blow the whistle on you, maybe the people will finally like me! Later... Whistleblower! Dammit.

Sorry about the color flash on the Christmas Window strip. My frontal lobe hurts now too, if that helps.

So... who's going to make the Windows Xmas strip staring Clippy?

Untitled by evil_d 11-29-01

Well, I think we all know what's going to happen here.

Writing this one made me think of So This is the Apocalypse.

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SNOWMAN? by crabby 11-27-01

Come see the World's Largest snowman! Over 200 feet tall! by evil_d 11-29-01

It was a lot more impressive last week.

By the way, skagg, "Santa Physics" is one of my favorite CP parodies yet.

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Cowboy Clappy Physics Thing by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 11-29-01

So i said to him "Hey , those letters arent going to write themselves" Ha Ha Ha. What the fuck are you talking about?

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using the handy search function, I find I've written the 25th comic in like 4-5 days containing the phrase "It looks like you're":

It looks like you're running this joke into the ground by lara7 11-29-01

Hi! It looks like you're making a comic. Would you like some help? Uh, I guess so. How was that? I hate you.

also, there have been at least 7 comics that come up under "cowboy physics", and at least 20 parodies of it, including 2 clippy physics.

But I didn't see this one, so I had to make it:

Cow Physics by lara7 11-30-01

Moo moo moo, "Moo, moo moomoo moomoo moo moomoo moomoomoo moomoomoo moo moomoo!" Moo, moo! Moo moo moo moo moo moomoo moomoo?

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Here's the first obvious jump on that grenade ...

A Clippy Christmas by kaufman 11-30-01

It looks like it's looking like it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

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Face Eternity and Recognise by kramer_vs_kramer 11-29-01

I will steal all the presents, and hide them away, and totally fuck up their nice Christmas Day. It looks like you're stealing Christmas! Damn it Clippy, you should know better. I'm stealing Christmas, not writing a letter. But if I blow the whistle on you, maybe the people will finally like me! Later... Whistleblower! Dammit.

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Remember to leave a tube of Anal Eaze for Santa! by Drexle 12-04-01

RAAAARRR!!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! Ho! Ho! Ho! I'm_Santa_Claus! Here just in time for the holiday season to ring in the celebrations! *SNIFFLE* BUT TOBOR WANTED TO FILL PEOPLE'S STOCKINGS WITH CHRISTMAS CHEER!!! That wouldn't be a euphemism for anal sex, would it? .... YES. Oh-Ho! Ho! Ho! Maybe I can work you in somehow... how do you feel about visiting all the little girls and boys on the "naughty" list?

Non-compete Claus by boorite 12-04-01

Santa, I've been looking all over for you. I want to give this professional rivalry a rest. How about a Christmas truce? Sure thing, Frosty, ol' pal. Let's make a nativity scene right here. I brought some dry straw for the manger. Great! That's it. Just pile it up all around-- hey, what's the Zippo for? HO HO HOOOO! Nobody fucks with Santa's market share!

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Trust in Jesus by boorite 12-04-01

Wh-wh-where am I? Welcome to Hell, Mr. The Snowman. Santa! That fat bastard knocked me off! But why Hell? I'm a Christmas icon, idolized by millions! There must be some mistake. Allow me to introduce you to someone. And who might you be, loincloth boy? Just someone who dropped by to tell you: NOBODY FUCKS WITH CHRIST'S MARKET SHARE. He's all yours, boys.

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And wouldn't you know it: I made a paperclip strip like THE DAY BEFORE the paperclip character appeared. Or at least I didn't know it was there.

User-friendly by boorite 11-21-01

You look like you're trying to type a business letter. [More help...] [Cancel] This is a term paper, you stupid faggy paperclip thing. Your thesis statement looks hoky, obvious, and sophomoric. [More help...] [Cancel] Hey! You don't look like college material. [Help finding a shitty job] [Help drinking yourself into oblivion] [Cancel] Hey, look. "Friends" is on.

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That's cool by boorite 12-04-01

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty... ...I get the sensation of a snowman cutting one right in my face.

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Heh heh.

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'MOHH OMLO AND HIS "AMAZING FREINDS" Episode 45 by Mentski 12-02-01

Christmas comes but once a year, But for a certain Mr S.Claus, there seems to be a little problem... The boss has decided that you are becoming lazy, Santa, so we have come to claim your soul. What? This cant be! Is there any way I can redeem myself? Well, since you've been on that diet, you've seemed to have lost all your "jollyness", If you can still give us a hearty laugh, oldskool style, I'll see what I can do... Ok, then.... [ahem] HO! HO... moh! oh gad!

MOHH OMLO AND HIS "AMAZING FREINDS" Episode 48 by Mentski 12-04-01

Santa Is busy sorting out everyones Christmas lists... [DEAR SANTA, PLEASE CAN I HAVE A NEW CATCHPHRASE FOR CHRISTMAS, THANKS - OMLO] Got any Ideas, lads? Fuck knows, Guv! Don't look at me, Nick. December 25th Well, me and the lads put our heads together, and we came up with "Crikey, a flying Jesus!" moh!

The spirit of christmas meets Omlo's Apocalypse

'Ski

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