habnam you one last time with a comic aboutr me so its only fare i shold win this one

there is no rapping in this comic!! by fuck 12-28-01

christmas is over for an other yeer yes what shold we do now my freind? i no!! why dont we go on a trane jurny prettend the ashes is white this was a good idea oh no the trane has centrel heatin!! im meltin!! CUNT

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sex

oofohohoh by Mr_Jass 12-28-01

Ho ho ho, for post-Christmas I have fixed the stupid bug! Hey you're not Santa you're Brad! Well,this explains why all the good kids were rewarded with 24hour access to StripCreator.com and all the bad kids were punished by being chained to a computer with StripCreator.com access.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

fucking class

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Dad was flammable

I just can't stop, though I probably should.

It's Just One Thing After Another by fuzzyman 12-28-01

Ah, Christmas is finally over, but our work is never done. Shall we get ready for the next holiday? Indeed! Let's change into our alternate forms! We have three months to paint half a billion eggs. Let's hop to it! I'll start layin', you start paintin'.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC 88: We Wish You a Memento Christmas by kaufman 12-28-01

Although I can't remember, my tattoo says the guy in the red suit is the one who killed my wife and that I should kill him. Goodbye at last! .....click Ha, there's a suitable victim. I'll kill his wife, freeze his brain, and leave him a note that will frame Santa. .....click Sorry Frosty, with the recession like it is and your slipping ratings this season, we've got to let you go.

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Snowboy Physics by Mr_Jass 12-28-01

I'm cold. Ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

a GAF and a FLAH by Mr_Jass 12-28-01

Hey I've always wondered how do you make so many toys in one day? I tap to produce mana and spend it to cast artifacts. What in the hell do you mean? Don't worry about, it's probably too difficult to understand, especially since you're a fag. Last time I get my magic elves created by anyone from the coast. I knew I shouldn't trust wizards in any case. If you weren't a fag, you'd understand. That's right, you fag, you're a faggy faggin fag!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

tribyoot by Mr_Jass 12-28-01

hay satna clawzs i no i rap seenyer cittisens butt pleez dont putt cole inn my stokin, beecas it juts maaks me FUCK moor ppl ya wel u no wut i thikn i thikn FUCK u bihtc! hay nou thas juts meen i cant blev u wud saa that, is juts FUCKign rong ime sorie hou teh FUCK cann i maak itup two u emajin tehrs teh wrod FUCK sed bye both uv teh tre adn satna clawzs tahts a nys asss now sign taht etalyen sogn wehn teh mun hist ur i liek a big peetsa pye is a moro (tahts teh etalyen sogn)

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Generic Strip Title by Mr_Jass 12-28-01

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Side Effects by fuzzyman 12-28-01

Damn, but I'm glad Christmas is over. I am totally spent! Me, too, man! BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!! Whoah-ho-ho-ho! What the...? Sorry. Cookie fart. Medic!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho by Mr_Jass 12-28-01

Hey will you go out with me? Not on your life. WHAT THE FUCK YOU BASTARD STOP DOING SO MUCH ACID IT RUINS YOUR ABILITY TO READ STRIPS!!!!! JUST THANK GOD THIS PANEL WASN'T GOING TO HAVE ANYTHING IN IT! Um, yeah, I'm like, totally going to cornhole you, whatever. Thanks for making the real character's float, you bastard. Then how about a quick fuck? Sure!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

CC 88 - Its Not Christmas on Cybertron. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-28-01

Thank fuck Christmas is over for another Year. Time to go back to our day jobs. Youre right Santa. Christmas is a distraction we can do without. KER-TRANS-FORM KER-TRANS-FORM Thank god for that. Now hand over those Energon Cubes. Never. I will defend the Energon and these humans with my life.

How many CC's do you have to lose before youre "Due" a win?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

.gnihton sdliey sdrawkcab eltit eht gnidaeR by Mr_Jass 12-28-01

So what's the word, my man? Bad news. Osama bin Laden has taken over the coal mines and has halted coal production. Do we have enough in reserve? Only just enough for this year. S'allright, by next year they'll have made Tribes 3.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Tip#3: When out of ideas, rip off old "Simpsons" jokes. by Mr_Jass 12-28-01

You misunderstand. I'm a ho mm hmm  mo  mm hmm sexual! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Mr_Zass - First Name Hugh by Mr_Jass 12-28-01

Mister Jass owns your ass! As punishment for saying that, I condemn you to being a tree. I still own your ass.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

AD&D charges a dime, whereas Sprint charges a quarter. by Mr_Jass 12-28-01

Wanna play Dungeons and Dragons? Okay. I cast Transmute Blood to Poison on you. Oh yeah, well, since I'm an elf, I have resistance to poisons. Then I cast Transmute Blood To Toxins on you. I have inherent protection against them. Then I Transmute Blood to Venom you. Elves are unaffected by venom. Now, I'm gonna Transmute Blood to Drug.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Snow White and The Seven Dwarves by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 12-28-01

Snow White realises the Dwarves Havent made their beds again. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC88: Fagged Out Means Exhausted by fpd 12-29-01

I sure am beat after delivering presents for 24 hours. I'm going to hit the hay. You know what you really want, Santa. It's to suck on a long, flaming fag. What the hell! I thought I thought I just saw a giant, flaming fag. No fags here, Santa. Just us gay fairies. You mean happy elves. Yes, of course. Happy elves.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

I didn't follow the fourth rule, but I need some time after the disaster that is my family.

This comic sucks, but its for a contest. by Kitty_Kat 12-29-01

This is how a normal snowman sees the world. As normal snowman can't see, lets try frosty during summer vacation. Snowmen and heat don't mix, so lets try Frosty when he's drunk and sees Santa.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

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How many CC's do you have to lose before youre "Due" a win?

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CC 88: Santa Claus is Gunning Them Down by kaufman 12-29-01

Ho, Ho, Ho! PULL!!! * BANG! * You're a real bastard, Nick. Why not just put the old ones out to stud?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This mini-series is a bit like the other one I did before Christmas.

Sing to the tune of Good King Wenceslaus...

Pencil, Stencil, Good King Wencil (I) by Namgubed 12-29-01

Merry Elf Namgubed looked out, five weeks after Advent.... How few cards, I ask with doubt, has that truant lad sent? Few, if any that there be. He shall be, I wager, any moment calling me. Then I dialed his pager. Beep boop beep. *sigh*

Pencil, Stencil, Good King Wencil (II) by Namgubed 12-29-01

I've been waiting for your call! I'll be over shortly. Once again, you've dropped the ball, sure as Santa's portly. Then Namgubed, to my surprise, and much to my pleasure, Gradually materialized, like that cat from Cheshire. Ta-da! Cool!

Pencil, Stencil, Good King Wencil (III) by Namgubed 12-29-01

Can you help me make this card? Writing wracks my noggin, like a wallop with a hard plastic red toboggan. Then his crafty fingers flew swiftly into action, Clickety clack ... Creating a card much to my great satisfaction. Ding! Voila!

Pencil, Stencil, Good King Wencil (IV) by Namgubed 12-29-01

Let my gratitude be shown. How can I repay you? Up to half of all I own, name your price. What say you? Fix a tall glass for my pay, filled with milk and root beer. Though you're late for Christmas Day, there's still time for New Year!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Hey, my very first entry into a contest! Woo and such. Be merciful.

Click to view comic: 'CC 88: There Ain't No Sanity Clause'

*sigh* You'll have to excuse me. I'm quite dim, you know. Lemme try that again...

CC 88: There Ain't No Sanity Clause by deucepm 12-30-01

Sadly, after Christmas, Frosty suffers from a bit of post-holiday depression... MELT ME, YOU BIG YELLOW BASTARD! END MY SUFFERING! You know, this is a lot quicker... Rudloph returns to his true calling, that of a homicide detective... This looks like a crime of passion. Let's get the husband in The Box. Bayliss, I want you in there with me. You got it, 'Dolph. Let's take this scumbag down! While Santa relaxes with a few drinks, some movies and enough adrenachrome to kill a mule. Santa, are you-- Let's do the village! LET'S DO THE WHOLE VILLAGE, MAN!

The title says it all

Another crappy entry by Kitty_Kat 12-30-01

Those painkillers are great. I agree santa. I should have done this milleniums ago. Yes, I feel like I'm floating on clouds. clouds??????? All I see is bright colors. What kind of painkiller are you taking??????????

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My life totally and completely REEKS.