Good, that means that my second strip is both rules-compliant, and free of any wayward Asian children...

Okay... so... the strip must use precisely seven of the ten editable text fields, including the title (but not including the author name and date, since they are not editable). All seven text fields must begin with the same letter, and end with the same letter (not necessarily the same letter in both cases). Any text which appears in a speech or thought balloon must contain exactly five words.

All clear now?

Incidentally, Perm - I still say that your strip reads like a palindrome. I mean, I know it isn't, but it sounds like one.

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[Click to view comic: 'Gabe Billings , Evil Hamster Eater']

Is now completely rules complient.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'Yen For A Young Hamster']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yep, you've got it exactly right DexX, and so does fuzzyPerm.

djsparkydog?

Hello?

Are you there?

If you leave me standing at the altar...

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I'm afraid that if Dj doesn't give us some update on his siuation by this evening, the round will default to FuzzyPerm. This round has been delayed quite long enough.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anything but a default. Ill misbehave , break rules , threaten people randomly. Just DONT DO IT DREX!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Hey, if DJ doesn't show, I'll be more than happy to re-enter as DexX's partner, or, if you want to keep with the EVIL theme, give him Bazilla.

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Dad was flammable

Kajun subtly muscles his way back in. Give that man a cigar!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I made a comic, I'm popping out though, use it if you want.

(apologies to DexX if you do)

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Dad was flammable

*laugh* I like it. :)

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Sad thing is, I thought of a better one, dammit, why couldn't I have put as much effort into my entry?

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Dad was flammable

In the spirit of preserving competition, and considering dj's situation with his SO, I'll allow a substitution for this round. DexX, dj is still your official partner, and if he comes back and you advance to the next round, he's still the one on the roster with you. If he does not, then say hello to your official new partner.

Here's the strip to use in the judging.

[Click to view comic: 'Wehn a robot, loves raype']

For ease of reading and voting...

[Click to view comic: 'I think extreme rules stifle humour!'][Click to view comic: 'Wehn a robot, loves raype']

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Uh DexXfly

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I was on drugs when I wrote the first comic, so it should be disqualified, use the second one, I was in church when I wrote it!

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Dad was flammable

Kevin's Fuzzy Perm

Dexfly

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Fuzzy Keegans Man-Perm

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

In the spirit of evil:
goddamn sonofawhore.

I spent this weekend and monday in a hospital away from my computer, and two way pager service in my city is down for the next two weeks.

I am an asshole, everyone feel free to take a cheap shot at my expense. I WILL NOT MISS THE NEXT ROUND(Presuming my lameness doesn't cause us to lose)

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

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I spent this weekend and monday in a hospital away from my computer

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FuzzPerm. Great punchline.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Can I still vote for DeXXFly, as a participant(Incidently I'm voting this one because kajun is an amusing man, not because DeXX is my partner)

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

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Can I still vote for DeXXFly, as a participant(Incidently I'm voting this one because kajun is an amusing man, not because DeXX is my partner)

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It is indeed dodgy KKP. I don't expect my vote to be counted at all. Just wanted to express my approval. It was better than I could have done.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!