And some more. Why not?

But It's for Science! by Scyess 7-11-02

Uuhhh.... yes? Hi, there, sir. Would you like to donate your organs to science? I guess that's a good cause. Where do I sign? No signatures necessary! Just hold still for a second... *** SLAM! *** Just so you know, selfish, unfeeling bastards like you are what's wrong with society today!

Perspective by Scyess 7-11-02

I... I think I love you. Oh, Reginald! Why do birds suddenly appear / Every time, you are near? Just like me, they long to be / Close to you Here at Date-Your-Match we can find the perfect made for anyone, from sado-massechists to axe-wielding bestiality fetishists. But for some reason, we can't find a match for you. Actually, you know, that might not be a bad thing.

New Approach by Scyess 7-11-02

**KNOCK*KNOCK** Whew... last house today... AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! HELLO!! HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOR, OR DO I HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND FEED THEM TO YOU??!?? Wow! Not a single soul went unsaved today, Jesus. This new idea of yours is great. Yeah, the whole "heaven" thing was too equivocal. People need an incentive they can grasp right now.

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"Old" is the old new.

Where was this art when CC 15 was in play?

Nightmare at 35,000 feet by kaufman 7-11-02

This is your captain speaking. We may be running into a little turbulence. Ple ase refasten your seatbelts.

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A couple of swells. by KajunFirefly 7-11-02

RAAAR, TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE THE NEW GUY!!! Forget it buster, you come anywhere near me and I'll cut your fucking phallus off! RAAAAR, TOBOR IS THE RESIDENT BULLY, YOU BEND OVER NOW OR TOBOR USE BRUTE FORCE!! Do you SEE this fucking knife? I swear to fucking CHRIST if you come anywhere near me I'll snap your legs off and ram them up your arse! Well then, do you want to go out sometime? Sorry, I already hooked up with that midget with the feet in his ears.

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Dad was flammable

And of course:

Cliff's Notes: "A Farewell to Arms" by kaufman 7-11-02

Bye!

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Zombie Physics by KajunFirefly 7-11-02

SRRR RR SRRRD, "THRRM RRRTTRRR TRRBRRRNS RRRNT GNRRR GGGNRRRRT GRRRVTNS BBRR THRRM SRRRVS" HRRR, HRRR!! WWRRRT THRR FRRK RR YRR TRRKRR ABRRRT?

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Dad was flammable

Que es mas scary? by itsclark 7-11-02

Tickle-Me-Elmo distinctly told me to "kill and kill again". I've only killed once today. Wait a sec... I think I hear someone coming down the path. @#$%&!! I'm working these woods, big guy. Try the waterfront.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The Approach by itsclark 7-11-02

Knock knock! Yes? I'm your blind date! My name is Al... Al Killyou! SLAM! I was running late so I rushed over from volunteer... firefighter... training.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Psycho Drama by itsclark 7-11-02

Hey, Al! How's the psycho killer thing working out for you? Not so well! I'm running out of places to dump the bodies. You still got room in that crawlspace? Sorry... Half the student body of Central High is down there! You can borrow my woodchipper if you want, though. Okay... But I still have to dispose of the evidence. How can I help? How many barbecue sandwiches do you think you could stomach?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

All Over Again by fuzzyman 7-11-02

You ever get that feeling? What feeling is that? That feeling like you've been here before. Oh, you mean "Deja Vu." Yeah, that's it. Nope, I've never had that feeling.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Battle Of Wills by BigEvilDan 7-11-02

You blinked.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Night of Horror by itsclark 7-11-02

!!! !!! It's called "Stripcreator", mom. Why can't you just download porn like a normal teenager?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Highland Games: Throwing the Wirthling by itsclark 7-11-02

Heave ho! Oh and it looks t'be a right fair toss laddy!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The proof that I suck is that this one made me laugh the hardest.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I don't know if I'm offended or not.

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Dad was flammable

Bad Boys Bad Boys, Whatcha gonna do? by TheElPaso 9-15-02

I have a club! The pen is mightier than the club. Oh yeah?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Welcome To The Club by BigEvilDan 9-15-02

Want me to pound it in for you?

Stripcreator.com - The Future by BigEvilDan 9-15-02

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Buddy Movie by deucepm 9-15-02

All right, limey, lemme introduce you to a cop's life, American style. Of course, of course! May I have a pistol? Uh...I don't think so. Oh, please? I do so want a large weapon with which I can greviously wound ruffians, scofflaws and hooligans! Okay, okay, you're a bobby. Tone it down a little. All right. Can I at least torture an immigrant with this truncheon?

You Remind Me Of Someone, Bob by deucepm 9-15-02

I heard you call me, my captain! I heard you call me! Enter Bluebottle! Waits for audience applause, not a sausage. Thinks: It's very dark in here.

Bobbies are fun.

I stop now.

Across A Crowded Universe by deucepm 9-15-02

John! Marsha!

Mental Anguish by KajunFirefly 9-15-02

Go on Kajun, no-one will ever know, just carry a pre-spermed biscuit in your sporran and swap it round when no-one's looking. No, Kajun, cheaters never prosper, if you're not up to the challenge, do not take part. Remember the time Andy stored it up for a week and then bought the driest crackers he could find? You couldn't speak for days! He does have a point.

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Dad was flammable

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's a Wonderful Life in 3 Panels by kaufman 9-15-02

Come on, already ... Ring, Ring! YES!!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The Angel of Death by Spankling 9-15-02

Oh dear! Is it that time already? What? OH! Fuck no lady! I'm just here for yer dog! Well that's a relief. You'll find him tied up in the corner. Lock up when you leave. Sure thing. See you Tuesday. Okay Sparky, this wont hurt a bit. Wrong corner fly-boy. She meant the bitch in the kitchen.

The Angel of Death 2 by Spankling 9-15-02

So what are you going to do? Cut the poor mut in half? No. That would be cruel. I saw him wiz on the steps at St. Patricks the other week... Hmmm... Maybe I should let my evil twin take this one. You got a gig for me? I want a full swing job on this one. And I hope that blade is dull.

The Angel of Death 3 and fin by Spankling 9-15-02

So. They took Sparky while I was gone? Yes granny. I’m so sorry. Should I clean up the mess? I’ll take care of it. I’ll just stuff this cane up your ass and us your face for a mop. Oh granny! You're so good to me. Sparky NOOOO! Put a lid on it Tinman, and spread Spankling's cheeks for me!

I just dotes on that old lady!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Funny stuff!
Another scroe for Spankling!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka