Oh, my bad. Sure plagerize away. I thought it was a backhanded sarcastic remark. I agree though, it does work well for bob...

As for "this is how we do it". I knew the song. You have to realize that I am only 18 and while I dont particularly listen to hip hop, i have two older brothers, one of which did back in that day. He especially liked montell Jordan. The song was oh-so familiar to me!

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This one sucks horribly, I know, but it had to be done.

CC143: It Hurts Because It's True by DH-01 9-25-02

To the hook of 'Radar Love' We've got a thing, and it's called anal sex! We've got a wang in your ass... RAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

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Needs more sodomy.

Yeah, it needs more sodomy.

What the heck, it worked before ...

The Sound of Müselix by Namgubed 4-16-02

Meanwhile, back at the Austrian Alps ... ♫ The hills are alive ... ♫ ♫ and they're eating children! ♫ AHH-AH-AH-AHHHHH!!

The Sound of Müselix 2 by Namgubed 9-25-02

♫ ... Whose screams pierce the drums of a thousand ears ... ♫ AHH-AH-AH-AHHHHH!! AHH-AH-AH-AHHHHH!! AHH-AH-AH-AHHHHH!!

The Sound of Müselix 3 by Namgubed 9-25-02

♫ But that fills my heart with the sound of music ... ♫ AHH-AH-AH-AHHHHH!! AHH-AH-AH-AHHHHH!!

The Sound of Müselix 4 by Namgubed 9-25-02

♫ Because they're a bunch of annoying little queers! ♫ AHH-AHHH-AH-AH-AHHH!! AHH-AHHH-AH-AH-AHHH!! AHH-AHHH-AH-AH-AHHH!!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I dont expect this to win, but here it is anyway. As a side note, I don't buy into the whole organized religion thing, but that doesn't give companies the right to force things down our throats at a time when people who DO celebrate religion are happy and joyous. Hello Capitalism.

CC 143: Commentary on Christmas by punkrockskaboy 9-25-02

Deck the shelves with crappy merch, fa la la la la..la la la la Decorated trees in church, fa la la la la..la la la la nevermind that it's my birthday fa la la fa la la..la la la Here comes santa riding his sleigh, fa la la la la..la la la la christmas has become commerc'lized, fa la la la la..la la la la USA just closes the blinds fa la la la la..la la la la

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I dont expect this to win, but here it is anyway. As a side note, I don't buy into the whole organized religion thing, but that doesn't give companies the right to force things down our throats at a time when people who DO celebrate religion are happy and joyous. Hello Capitalism.

CC 143: Commentary on Christmas by punkrockskaboy 9-25-02

Deck the shelves with crappy merch, fa la la la la..la la la la Decorated trees in church, fa la la la la..la la la la nevermind that it's my birthday fa la la fa la la..la la la Here comes santa riding his sleigh, fa la la la la..la la la la christmas has become commerc'lized, fa la la la la..la la la la USA just closes the blinds fa la la la la..la la la la

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This Strip is Just Three Frames Long by kaufman 9-25-02

This strip is just three frames long, This strip is just three frames long. This strip is just three frames long, This strip is just three frames long. Couldn't think of good characters. So I just used the default characters. Nope, I'll just use any characters. Like this Asian child. I wanna suck you. Whole lot of sucky-sucky. You give me five dollah, Joe, mm,... I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it right. This strip is just three frames long, This strip is just three frames long. This strip is just three frames long, This strip is just three frames long. I know that you're probably sore 'cause I didn't write any more, I just didn't get to complete it. So I Clone Panel and repeat it. This strip is just three frames long (three frames long). This strip is just three frames long (three frames long). Oh I win a lot of contests, I get a ton of high ratings, I'm put on plenty of faves lists, So I must write, child. I've got to fill the comic, Three panels worth of comic, Oh how will I fill such space? I know, I'll set her on fire, on fire, on fire, on fire, on fire here! AIIIIIIEEEE! Three frames long, This strip is just three frames long ...

In case you don't recognize it, it's a direct shafting off Weird Al Yankovic's "This Song's Just Six Words Long", which in turn skewers the late newlywed George Harrison's "Got My Mind Set on You"

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Another entry:

CC 143: Who Doesn't Like a Good Jab at Dubya? by punkrockskaboy 9-25-02

It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. Off in the distance we here: "Make the bad man stop Dick! Say it isn't so! I don't wanna die..." It's the end of the world as we know it and...I'M FUCKING FREAKED OUT! Repent! Confess your sins to whichever false diety you worship! The end is near! Alright buddy, move along. You're scaring the president

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and again...

CC 143: One Last Attempt At Lara's Nudes by punkrockskaboy 9-25-02

o/` When I think about you I touch myself...o/` Christ, here we go again... o/` Oh, oooohh, I don't want anybody else...o/` o/` But I....Want nude...photos o/` YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE PHOTOS NOW GIVE IT A REST!

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haha...not that I completely understand that comment, but ok. :-)

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CC 143 by NeoVid 9-25-02

Pay and pound me, lick me, living and leavened Say you love me, kiss me we were in heaven Homo fading thunder by, oh no way to booking the tie, lamer whip you one way, anytime! Every night I look at the sky, call your name and wonder why, Every night I look at the sky, Maybe miss you, won't_you_come_back? So that's what happens when you electronically distort Bob Dylan's voice!

Wish I knew less obscure songs.

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Cowboy Physics II by Namgubed 9-25-02

Meanwhile, back at the ranch ... We've finally restored power to the Turbine Graviton Generator! Ha! Excellent! Let's check out the seismometer readings in the lab! (MOSEYING!!) (MOSEYING!!) Back at the lab ... ♫ I'm picking up good vibrations ... ♫ What the fuck are you talking about?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

So many things wrong with this, beginning with the title... so did I win?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

George Garabedian Presents:
Shameless but hearfelt kissing up
(and oldie but a badie)

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

If you were punk you'd get it.

Poser.

I GOT IT. Just didnt understand why you wasted bandwidth to post it. Besides, what do YOU understand about punk "king grunge"?

Hoser.

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Here's an entry with some old school punk (well, the clash is anyway. Rancid isnt THAT old school). Most know these songs...

CC 143: Rancid and The Clash Collide by punkrockskaboy 9-25-02

Should I stay or should I go now? Well, he's got a "Black coat, white shoes, black hat, cadillac"... Should I stay or should I go now? He does have a cadillac... If I go there will be trouble, but if I stay it will be double. So come on and let me know, should I commit or should I blow? What can I say boy; you're a time bomb! Take me!

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OK THe everyone I AM trying again!!! MY strip bot likes to do the music for no reason so It will be doing great (FOR ONce I aM HOPING!!!!!) for this!!! I AM GOING TO run it and post without looking!! Iam having the "fingers crossed"!!

CC142> STRIP BOT 00000000024 by BeNN_MaKK 9-26-02

Go the song. What the song go. Yes. Good on the yes. Ending. Yes.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

HOw does Homer Simpson say "DE-HOE!"

OH well.
I WIll tell it to make many, maybe one will be all the funny!! (A MIllion monkeys on a million typewriters you are knowing??)

CC143 STRIP BOT 00000000025 by BeNN_MaKK 9-26-02

Is this My So Called Life Or Final Fantasy? Come around to the other side; and start the bestiality Open you eyes; they cancelled Family Ties from TV... I liked Cabin Boy; I need no sympathy; beacuase I'm easy come, easy go, Magnum P.I., Co-lum-bo; anyway the wind blows; doesn't really matter; to me..

CC143> STRIP BOT 00000000026 by BeNN_MaKK 9-26-02

Madonna; just killed a man.. Sat him down, turned on Herman's Head; came back later, now he's dead NOW I HAVE CONTROL OF HERMAN Madonna; life had just begun; but now she's gone and thrown it all away Madonna; ooo ooo oooo; didn't mean to make you cry If you don't want you luggage lost at the airport; carry-on; carry-on

CC143> STRIP BOT 00000000027 by BeNN_MaKK 9-26-02

I watched Family Matters Was that someone outside? "I've made a robot of myself!"

CC143> STRIP BOT 00000000028 by BeNN_MaKK 9-26-02

Too late, my time has come; let's go to the county fair; I'll win you a stuffed bear Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go Gonna mount you from behind; at the kissing booth....MOMMA!! Oo-oo (don't forget the dildos) I like chicken pot pie; sometimes I wish they sold porn at the mall!!

CC143> STRIP BOT 00000000029 by BeNN_MaKK 9-26-02

Guitar bridge

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Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.

I Didn't Write This Strip by israphael 9-26-02

Sicko Bunny, Thirsty Beatnik, Ker-Trans-Form, I Do Not Suck Dick, Kaufman, Lara7, Dog On A Ball, Sucky, Sucky, Five Dollah Wirthling Sucks, Default Asian Girls, Robotic Anal Fucks, Donkey Love, Skeet Shoot, Power Newbies, A Nail In The Head Needs more Sodomy, Cowboy Physics, Tattoo Barbie, Chopping Block, Life in Hell, Justice for Hernandez Andy's Maw, Puns And Parody, Biscuit Game, Rarely Hilarity, Brad, DeXx, Scroe, Moh, Won't You Read My Damn Comics We Didn't Start The Site, Yes We Know It's Shite No We Didn't Write It, And We Try To Deny It

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I've read enough dumb weblogs and seen SLC Punk enough times to know.

By the way, you do understand I'm just playing with you?

Too bad BeNN_MaKK missed my Doctor doctor competition with the Bohemian Rhapsody lyrics the other month. We could have had a winner other than il_schmucko

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I've read enough dumb weblogs and seen SLC Punk enough times to know.

By the way, you do understand I'm just playing with you?

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CC 143: The Root of All Evil by Scyess 9-25-02

Hm... I wonder if I should kick that old man over there in the nuts for fun... No! Don't do it! That would be immoral, and you would probably go to jail for assault! Hm. Rebuttal? o/` Pleased to meet you! Hope you guess my name! Woo! Woo! o/` Can't argue with that. Time to stomp some withered gonads. Curse you! Curse you, rock and roll music!

Lyrics? No, Thanks. by Scyess 9-26-02

♫ Well since my baby left me / I found a new place to dwell! / ♫ It's down at the end of Lonely Street / at Heartbreak Hotel, where I'll be. ♫ Uh... The breakfast buffet is crappy / The pool is always closed / The maids never ever change the sheets / And the showers reek of mold. ♫ Er... the... um, snacks are the pecans of pathos / the view from my room faces doom / Uh... The sign on the door says, "Do Disturb" / and the, um, bed is my eternal tomb. Thank God I learned to hide headphones under my ears, or I might actually have to be listening to this.

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