Oh! My Goddess: Beldandy, Urd, Peorth ... heck, just line up the whole pantheon!
The Heavy Metal chick: bathe her, and bring her to me!
The Family Circus: Thel Keane. We all know she's secretly into S&M.
Looney Toons: Witch Hazel, after drinking that beauty potion intended for Bugs Bunny.
Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit or Pirotess - depending on whether I feel like a Good Elf or a Naughty Elf.
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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown