Energy drinks rule. I was with my friend and he drank 14. He told me after he went home he passed out. Im not sure if thats true, but it says you should only drink 2 a day at most.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

After two 1 litre bottles of Kick, I felt like my heart was going to explode.

That's equivalent to 8 cans of Red Bull, by the way.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

It has been said before, but it's worth saying again, Red Bull (and all rip-off "energy" drinks) is the sperm of Satan, and I don't mean that in a good way.

I have had more bad experiences with Red Bull than I have "experimenting" with any illegal drugs.

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Dad was flammable

Ever drink strange liquids you find in bar ash-trays?

Yes.

I now have every disease known to man.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Even monkey pox?

Yup.

And sheep mange. Those farmers sure get around.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Did you like it?

It's pretty good. I would get it again, if it wasn't imported, doubling the damn price.

I've always preferred lemonlime drinks, myself.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Fairy

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Dad was flammable

Godmother

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It has been said before, but it's worth saying again, Red Bull (and all rip-off "energy" drinks) is the sperm of Satan, and I don't mean that in a good way.

I have had more bad experiences with Red Bull than I have "experimenting" with any illegal drugs.

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It's a good thing y'all missed the methedrine craze, cause... if you think taurine wires your ass for sound... Madre de Dios.
I did a black beauty one night while bored stupid working at a petrol station, along with the tow truck driver, and we wound up cleaning the entire place about 3 times. You could eat off of the floor, where only hours ago, there were oil slicks. Then we unwound enough to just wander around jibbering for an hour. Speed is bad, mmkay?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Yeah, speed freaks ruin everything with their Tony Danza and their incessant jumping jacks.

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Sex Piano.

I used to pop Black Beauties and Yellow Jackets in college like candy. When I finally decided to quit I hit the ground like JFK Jr. Mostly I just used them to wake me up from all the pot so I could cram for finals. I was a stellar '70s student.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet