Klu Klux Klown by HCRoyall 7-12-07

More people should laugh at me. I'm a clown, dammit. So tell me a joke, Mr. Funny Clown. Desegregation.

Klu Klux Klown by HCRoyall 7-12-07

I hate it when people accuse me of being racist. But, you ARE racist. Only if you're stupid enough to actually consider minorities to be people.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Billy's New T-Shirt by biped 7-15-07

Ha-ha! Guess what, Mommy? Billy just bought a new T-shirt that says "EAT SHIT, ASSWIPE!" Awww, how-- GAAAAAAAA!!! Aw geez, Mom! No fair! I was gonna wear it to school tomorrow and impress-- Over my DEAD BODY! This piece of FILTH goes right out the window, young man! The strangest thing landed on my head as I was walking past your house yesterday. Oh, we don't live there anymore. We sold that house to some--uhh--sinners.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Instant excommunication

But what if He doesn't move in mysterious ways, and He's just a dickhead?

by NeoVid, 7-25-07

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Plate Pandemic by RedfeatheR 7-25-07

Damn these things. I can never remember my license plate number I have one of those custom tags yeah? ...hm... what's yours say? HAS * HIV I will never forget that

McButchers III by RedfeatheR 4-05-04

{cough}.....what do you want, sir One dumbass smirkburger coming right up

A Downturn For Alan by biped 7-28-07

Sir--please assume your crash position as you were clearly instructed to do mere moments ago. Well, that's just about the sorriest excuse for a crash position I ever saw. Hey, everybody--check out this loser's shitty crash position. Sorry, no job openings for you at this time, Mr. Splet. Or should I say--"Mr. Shitty Crash Position."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A contest I should have won...

UTC 4 in one panel

Nice try Gary but there's a strict no mustache rule in the office damn

by xxausrottenxx, 5-09-07

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RCL no. 1645 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-31-07

On September 11, 2001, I showed the Great Satan the true power of Islam... ...and I've been hiding out in this dark, damp, rat-filled cave ever since! Am I a fucking LOSER or what?

Jesus the Gassy Bastard by xxgodjrxx 7-31-07

Well Jesus, it looks like you do have Herpes. Darn Any other problems? Well...I have been having gas. What kin-... LOL, Blasphemy!

Brainfarts by RedfeatheR 8-02-07

Oh man, I love this movie... aahhhh, Braveheart Don't worry I get those all the time... It'll come to you What? The name of the movie But... ... but I'm watching... Braveheart Is it Highlander? It sounds like Highlander

RCL no. 1659 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-15-07

[ *sniff, sniff* ] Pee-fucking-YEW! It smells like someone DIED in here... That's a classic, clown!   ?

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Hatrix/382023/ by RedfeatheR 8-16-07

I'm sorry officer. This is my first time speeding. I won't do it again. what? You're parked in the middle of the street

Babies Live by RedfeatheR 8-16-07

Well, we better get to saving these African babies from dying Do babies truly live? They eat, drink, and suck tits at the same time If that's not living, I dont know what the hell is

RCL no. 1663 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-19-07

...but, I'd have to say the WORST is when my cat watches me whack off! But, at least Tabby makes a fantastic mop when I finish... [ wheels slowly turning in brain; not sure how to add to this conversation ] I've been meaning to ask how you get her coat so shiny...

I guess you could call it a "Hard" magnet by The_young_scot 8-22-07

Doctor, you've got to help me! My son's a cock-magnet! I'm sorry but there's nothing modern medicine can do about homosexuality No, you don't understand! He literally attracts cocks to him! Hrm, perhaps you should bring him in and let me have a look at him So what does "KY Jelly" do Doc? Son I'm going to have to ask you to bend over. For science

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

i think these are worthy of something

Forget it not by shank 4-25-07

baby, it's our anniversary soon. Did you even remember? Of course i did. ok, when is it?!? on the day of your birthday when is your birthday again?

14 year olds are sexy by shank 6-22-05

i had 14 year old girls alllllll over me last night. i couldnt find the damn lid for my blender

Oh My! by shank 6-13-07

Why, Hello there dolphin fucker! Aha! I have found you at last. what the fuck

Rhyme by shank 10-04-06

one two pick up poo three four your wife's a whore five six I've got her nude pics

Rhyme by shank 10-04-06

one two pick up poo three four your wife's a whore five six I've got her nude pics

Do not speak by shank 6-16-06

so what happened here son well i... SHUT UP WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO ME

dyslexia by shank 5-28-06

kitty, is this your home? whoa..i just teleported my coive son of a bitch

sup mental by shank 5-28-06

WE ARE DYING BEFORE WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE WHY ARE OUR BODIES HALF BODIES IM A HALF BODY, YOU ARE A 3 QAUTER BODY WHERE IS MY OTHER HALF? YOU DONT HAVE ANOTHER HALF BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY 3 QAUTERS ALL THERE MY HALF AN ARM AND MY 100% ARM IS STUCK TO MY TWO EYEBALLS

oh its random alright #7 by shank 5-27-06

why cant i remember anything? here...i will draw you an image. of what? i dont know? a picture of me not giving a fuck...? what does that look like?

oh its random alright #4 by shank 5-27-06

say no 2 wut JUST SAY IT, BITCH Negative NO, SAY NO i will not want to have sex with me?

THE PENGUIN by shank 10-22-05

oh my god guy, what is wrong with you?!?!? i just killed an evil penguin, it was trying to cast evil upon me! That was my coffee pot, asshole. Oh yeah? Explain where the blood came from then. The hooker you killed earli--- EXACTLY! THE PENGUIN

Random Obscenities by shank 10-22-05

and then i went for a walk. haha that was just like this one time, where i was all walking on the moon and shit and then i ran into big rock wich sent me off into space where i flew off and landed on an asteroid and then... ...i got all worried cause i thought i was going to burn to death and die! and then BAM i was like OMFG IM GONNA DIE! and that's when i woke up in my bed with my hand up my asshole.

Presents by shank 10-20-05

I got you a good present for christmas honey Oh really? Oh my god, what is it!?!? Money What Yeah, here you go, buy yourself a present for me.

The confused lizard(Comic set) - Fag by shank 10-20-05

Fag I'm not a fag. Homo K That works. Damn rights, Fag