Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 11-02-08

Wat'cha cookin' der mate? green potato. In my day Potato wasn't green. It was purple n' pink! What the?! Get out of my kitchen you tasteless freak!

Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 11-02-08

Ye people may be wonderin' why I'm crazy. Well it's becuz' I shot 3000 people in NAM boy. I went bang bang yippilydoodle smick! That sun of a gun stole my rifle!!!!!!!!

Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 11-02-08

Dad. Why do I have to wear this extremely embarrasing suit? uuh.......... Because I wanna prove to NASSA that their space suits povide oxygen by dem selves!

Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 11-02-08

Heeeeeeeeey Midget. In my day tall people wer da midgets and shart people wer the quickest of da bunch! ha ha What the hell are you going on about you crazy loophead?!

Crazy Old Man Talk by Beeko180 11-02-08

Most people don't know this. But NASSA makes truckloads of soap. And the soap has been used to bathe aliens.

[Click to view comic: 'Crazy Old Man Talk: Season Finale`']

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Santa vs Pablo by Beeko180 11-02-08

Hey santa look at my comics or I'll shoot you in the head. ok. We all know what happened here. Take that.

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A brand new series. I'll make the next 5 episodes after a season of a major series.

Agent FlonkyStonky by Beeko180 11-02-08

Hi. I'm agent FlonkyStonky. And I'm here to rip your head off and work with the National Comic Police.

Agent FlonkyStonky by Beeko180 11-02-08

Shed the details Mr. Finigan We know what you did with Santa and We know you're responsable. No. Now. We can either do this the easy way. Or the hard way. No. 15 days later after a brutal beating. I forgot. He only knew the word "No".

Agent FlonkyStonky by Beeko180 11-02-08

Agent FlonkyStonky is on a desperate and daring mission. To pee in a bottle.

Agent FlonkyStonky in: The Day Off. by Beeko180 11-02-08

Shed the details Mr. Finagin we know what you did. beat him beat him beat him beat him. Take that you evil duck.

Agent FlonkyStonky by Beeko180 11-02-08

Shut up kid. We know where you hid the drugs. So i just got one thing to say. What is it? Can I have some too?

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The 3rd Season of It's a popular commercial gimic! has started. If you missed the others click on the link below:

It's a popular commercial gimic!

It's a popular commercial gimic! (21) Volume 3 Begins! by Beeko180 11-03-08

Think about all those greasy toilet marks left on the inside of your toilet bowl. Add that. And you get impossible-to-clean stains. That's why you should use The new Bam! Lifesaver product. Bam! And the dirt is gone!

It's a popular commercial gimic! (22) by Beeko180 11-03-08

Just look at that dirty carpet. It makes you think: Bam! MegaSunshine Powder. What a stuffy name.

It's a popular commercial gimic! (23) by Beeko180 11-03-08

Have YOU ever wanted to get rid of all those grubby little ants near YOUR bin? All you need is the New Bam! Garbage disposer! THUNK! Bam! And the dirt is gone! Hey!

It's a popular commercial gimic! (24) by Beeko180 11-03-08

Just look at those dirty little benches in this bar. It just makes you say Bam! Polishing Soap Jiust a little scrup like this and- Bam! And the dirt is gone!

It's a popular commercial gimic! (25) by Beeko180 11-03-08

When you look at the cheap plastering job on these ancient looking beasty walls you have words like "Clean" sweep across your mind. As you gaze into the very soul of the dirt you- Bam! And the dirt is gone!

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Here is the rest of Volume 3 of It's a popular commercial gimic!

It's a popular commercial gimic! (26) by Beeko180 11-03-08

Is YOUR fish tank dirty? If it is you should try the newest in Bam! Technology. Use Bam! Glass Cleaner Formula 0176 for the newest shine to a fish tank near you! Bam! And the dirt is gone!

It's a popular commercial gimic! (27) by Beeko180 11-03-08

Is YOUR classroom blackboard dusty? Then think about trying Bam!'s newest formula. The new Bam! Chalk dust removal powder should do the trick! With a sprinle of vanilla scent you'll loose yourself in the scent. Bam! And the dirt is gone! GET OUT OF MY CLASSOOM!

It's a popular commercial gimic! (28) by Beeko180 11-03-08

Do YOU want to clean up your crimescene so the police don't find out? Come here you greasy little muppet. Then try Bam!'s newest formula. Add a touch of this to any crimescene and nobody will suspect a thing! Bam! And the dirt is gone! NO!! NO NOOOOO!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!! SIR!!!!!!! SIR PLEASE!!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SET YOUR CAR ON FIRE ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

It's a popular commercial gimic! (29) by Beeko180 11-03-08

Try Bam!'s newest formula! It's the best spice to add o you carpet or bookshelves! Bam! And the dirt is gone!

It's a popular commercial gimic! (30) - Volume 3 Finale` by Beeko180 11-03-08

With the 3rd Volume nearly coming to a close I'd like to do a traditional advertisement. Try Bam!'s Silky and Smooth custard range. It's the perfect topping for any toilet bowl! Just add a touch of this. And it will stink the place up in no time!

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Here is the first episode of Season 2 of Mr. ZiggyZooga.

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Here is Episode 2 of the 2nd season of Mr. ZiggyZooga.

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If you're looking for an explanation as to why those Mr. ZiggyZooga comics aren't there. It's because I deleted them so i could start over on another day.

In other news I have  a few things to say. I'm sorry that I haven't been logged on lately I've been having a busy week. My Family and I sold our old car and got a new one. Some commodore SS or something like that. I'll tell you later. As well as that I also had some sizzlers on the afternoon that we got our new car so that was one day gone.Then this afternoon was mostly taken up by us going over to a relatives place for a cup of coffee. That was most of this afternoon down the drain too. Anyway enough of me jabbering on and I'll get straight to the comics. 

The following comics are two chats with beeko. Hope you like them.

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She glows like the fat on the deep fryer.

by Beeko180, 11-04-08

Smells Like An Ant by Beeko180 11-04-08

Dead ants have a scent. I'm serious. I squashed one once and sniffed my finger.

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This comic was made for CC 405.

It's Ok, It's Alright, Mama's Gonna Break Your Neck Tonight by Beeko180 11-05-08

It's ok. You've just been through a very traumatic brain freeze. It's ok! Can't you see that my nostrils need to have ice picks shoved up them to make them clean again! I'm going to replace your kidney with a potato. Say aaaaa. It's alright. You've just woken up after waking from a fear/ alcohol induced coma. I'm going to insert this chainsaw through your brain so that it destroys your internal organs and renders you dead.

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Here are two more Chats with beeko. Yet again I am sorry for not being on lately. School assignments are starting to pop up so that means lots of homework and shit. So anyway, here are two more episodes of chats with beeko.

Life is a pain. by Beeko180 11-06-08

Life sucks. I mean maths sucks.

When cars cost 2 dollars. by Beeko180 11-06-08

The other day we got a new car. It had one wheel and no engine.

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YES!!!!!!! I've finally made 1000 comics. And in a pretty short time too.

Let me know what you think.

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that is a tremendous effort and I hope you can beat choadwarrior to 3000.

to celebrate I made this image with 100 channel ten logos which adds up to 1000 then I added some people from channel ten which I have no explanation for

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Thanks guys. Like the picture dcom. And I'm glad for all the support I have recieved from you two. Thanks.

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Here is a new one. Yet again I am sorry for hardly any comics lately but I'm most likely going to be able to make a whole bunch of them soon. In the mean time enjoy!

The Completely Ridiculous Story Of A Six-Pack by Beeko180 11-07-08

Daddy I'm growing lines near my belly button. That's great son. Why am I growing a six-pack? Don't worry son. But why? It's just god drawing on you.

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Here are three more comics.

Spongebob Squarepants by Beeko180 11-07-08

Ar! Are ya ready kids?! Yes! Who live in a pile of poop. Spongebob Squarepants Light! Come on! Light god damn it light! Smoking crack AGAIN spongebob?

Judgement On An Average Life by Beeko180 11-07-08

Life is like the titanic. We eventually crash and burn.