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Come here you greasy little muppet.
Then try Bam!'s newest formula. Add a touch of this to any crimescene and nobody will suspect a thing!
Bam! And the dirt is gone!
NO!! NO NOOOOO!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD HELP ME!!!!!!!! SIR!!!!!!! SIR PLEASE!!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SET YOUR CAR ON FIRE ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!