Yes, I hope you all think it's very funny if I eat some Wal-Mart spinach tonight and keel over dead.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

while singing "Louie Louie"...

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I can't get "Rock Me Amadeus" out of my head!

DAMN YOU, CHOAD!

ivytheplant

This is what I was going for, though.

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS GONE NUTS.

From IMDb:

Tattoo Witness: "Spears on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown"

 Britney Spears is "on the verge of a nervous breakdown" a tattooist who witnessed her shocking Friday makeover maintains. The singer and mother of two stunned fans and paparazzi photographers when she walked into a hairdressing salon in Los Angeles and asked a stylist to cut all her hair off. When the hairdresser refused, Spears grabbed some clippers, and can be seen in snaps shearing herself bald. The 25-year-old was then followed as she drove to a tattoo parlor and had two images etched; a pair of bright red lips on her wrist and a black, white and pink cross on her lower hip. Tattooist Emily Wynne-Hughes, who was in the shop, now fears the drastic new look is a stark warning of Spears' emotional instability. She says, "After (Britney) left, we said to each other, 'We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown.' She seemed really distraught and disturbed. She was very scatterbrained. It was crazy, very surreal. She's definitely crying out." Unconfirmed press reports claim the singer was later spotted wearing a dark wig at the Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills, where she briefly spoke to staff in a private room.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

attitudechicka

For about six months now I've been eating Peter Pan peanut butter from a jar whose product code begins with 2111.

Salmonella, you is my bitch.

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AFAIK, the spinach problem happened last year, and it's now safe to eat spinach again.

However, cantaloupes are up to some funny business. So stay away until further notice.

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ivytheplant

 That's weird. Philip J. Fry was born in 1974.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Fuck peanut butter.  I love spinach, and anyone who doesn't can die horribly, in seaing pain, for all I care.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

choadwarrior

This is what I was going for, though.

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The worst part is I hear "Rock Me Amadeus" while I'm unintentionally visualizing "The Safety Dance."

one bat, ah-ah-ah

two bats, ah-ah-ah

three bats, ah-ah-ah

and so forth.

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Kill Whitey.

P.S.

 a food does not exist that can kill me. I am the uberultraomnivore, which means that that which i eat and does not kill me immediately only serves to make me stronger.

 very marsalian...

 

 

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Kill Whitey.

ivytheplant

Since I know absolutely no German, I made up my own lyrics to "Rock Me Amadeus" as a kid.

"I am a superstar / I am so popu-lair / I am the Exorcist / and no, I'm not Ric Flair / I saw Apollo Creed in Rocky, boy / and now I'm here to say come on and rock me Amadeus!"

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I has a flavor!

How the hell do you get salmonella into peanut butter?

And cantaloupes have had an e. coli problem for, I don't know, about 20 years now. Nobody talks about it because they don't want to face the horrible fact that one trip to the fruit and salad bar is more dangerous than a thousand cheap hamburgers. That is the kind of information that can turn your entire world upside-down.

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It's my birthday today

Trace

Happy birthday. May your peanut butter be salmonella free and your spinach devoid of e coli.

Rabid_Weasle

Oh, jeez. That was completely a stunt. I feel betrayed.

In other news, I recently hit Level One in my voice writer's job. This doesn't mean a raise, but it's good.

I also finally wrestled Helio to the ground and forced them to charge me for only one account.

I have also purchased a raffle ticket (one of only 750) to win a brand new Honda CR-V. The drawing is tonight, Fat Tuesday, in Dallas' Eagle nightclub. Yes, it's a gay leather bar. If I win, I might actually put out, seeing as how I have to pay tax, title, and upgrade costs. I want to get a hybrid engine, so pay $20 and you will holla.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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UnknownEric

That's the new tourism slogan.

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My wife and I just got our visas to go to New Zealand for a year.

There is currently another thread on here talking about New Zealand gay sex stuff, but I'm not gonna post this in there.

I'm going to Scottsdale, Arizona for spring break. I need mandingo to buy me alcohol.

I have gained another year of wisdom today. Though such wisdom only comes down to which flavor of fruit leather is the best.

Happy birthday.

I quit my job.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

LiveJournal is for Emo kids.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.