I'm sorry, I'm just struggling with the urge to tell you that your Mum smokes crack and your father posts pictures of frogs on a website called "The Dingy".
You like to run around screaming out the names of people who look like fat frogs with several horns sticking out here and there.
You are a sick and lonely man who needs attention.
I don't know why, but I've never been asked why I'm friends with such a dork.
You live with a cat and talk to little girls on msn. Every so often a stray cat comes over and sits on the window sill while you rub it's tailbone and tell it stories about Batman.
I remember the last time I was in a psychotic ward.....
I met a magical fairy called "Twinky's Shrine" who told me that if I were to drown my sister in a pool of noodle soup I would be rewarded with a trip to disney land.
If you take a pill that is very bad for anybody what will eventually happen is..........
With a bird..................... on a car........... holding a microphone to it's ear and screaming out........... while falling off the car and landing on...............
With a watermelon....... while screaming out Mickey Mouse........
No, I'm just marvelled by your sense of interest in someone who obviously has most likely the least attraction to a fifty year old man who's going bald.
Here's a set of five, I had to restart firefox, but instead I restarted my whole computer therefore allowing me to restore my previous session and thus saving me the hassle of opening up eight new tabs. Anyway, enough of my ramblings, heres the bunch I did when it wouldn't load fast enough to save them:
The last five episodes. This season I've made a number that can't be divided by 10. the number is 25. Either way I still made a hell of a lot of comics today as always. Enjoy!