You like to run around screaming out the names of people who look like fat frogs with several horns sticking out here and there.
You are a sick and lonely man who needs attention.
I don't know why, but I've never been asked why I'm friends with such a dork.
You live with a cat and talk to little girls on msn. Every so often a stray cat comes over and sits on the window sill while you rub it's tailbone and tell it stories about Batman.
