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Fuzzyman I just read some of your Tobor strips.

Don't quit your day job.

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Whenever I get to feeling like I have no friends, I usually just pay hookers to talk to me.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Just kidding fuzzyman I didn't read any of them, just trying to work in the "day job" reference.

Plz don't try to be my friend though.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Jesus Christ, no.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I am having a dinner party next week Fuzzyman I would be honored with your presence. Please bring a casserole or maybe a dessert.

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I'd take you up on that, but I'm afraid that "dinner party" is probably some terrible euphemism for "eating ass."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

We're just going to all "have dinner" while "talking about politics".

What are you AFRAID??

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Damn straight.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I also like to play "Scrabble" how do you feel about "Scrabble"?

Also SCARED??

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

The hairs on my back are standing on end.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Now you can be on one of those commmercials for the little razors as the man with the incredibly long, thick back hair and have a line shaved through it.

That actually was Fuzzyman. How do you think he got his name?

You shouldn't shave when your hairs are standing on end because you probably have goosebumps and you could shave them off.

That's right, I know a lot about shaving off body hair.

SCARED??

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Intrigued.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Turned on.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hair doesn't actually continue growing after you die, the illusion of that is created by the skin shrinking away and revealing more hair. The process is akin to gums receding from teeth. The teeth do not actually get longer, more of them are just exposed. (The same goes for the fingernail growth post-mortem old wives tale).

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Sounds fun.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Skin is actually an organ.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Like a church organ? Interesting. Well, I guess it makes sense that skin would be musical. I had an aunt who said she liked to play the "skin flute."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Actually, a Hammond B2.

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I has a flavor!

Didn't this thread used to be about something more than fuzzyman/MaKK_BeNN's foreplay?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If you have your foreskin removed your chances of contracting penis cancer become almost zero.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

A man's penis can actually stretch to accomodate the girth of another man's penis.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Boinky knows that from experience.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

There is a painful method for increasing the girth of your penis which involves sticking successively larger and larger rods into it, each time breaking the penis and forcing it to re-heal wider and wider.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008