When youve got your first conviction for Animal Sodomy, then youre a man in the eyes of the law.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Why do you have sheep fucking statistics?

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AFROMANS MOVE

Because ive heard the "You fuck sheep" jokes about 300 million times, so i figured id go get the statistics about 8 months ago when i was bored and couldnt be arsed with the mindless morons who think "Youre A Sheepfucker" is still funny about 900 years after people started using it as a joke.

Irony Is : Im not Manx. Im from Glasgow. Id be more likely to fuck a whore and get pissed on cheap wine than go looking for sheep.

Alas , no Whores , and nothing cheap at all over here.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I thought it was just the Welsh that fucked sheep.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I thought it was just the sheep-fuckers that fucked sheep.

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AFROMANS MOVE

EvilZak Wins!

ANIMALITY

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Who's really having sex with sheep by mmyers 3-31-04

Oh, hello. I'm a sheep. Recently, there's been a lot of talk about people having sex with me. Particularly, which sect seems to be having the most sex with me. I'm going to set the record straight. The ones who are having the most perverted sex with me are....goats. I blame their notoriously bad eye sight.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Ask a sheep by mmyers 3-31-04

Mr Sheep, our viewers want to know, what is it like to get, ahem, violated? Hmm, that's a toughie. You know what it's like to have an itch you can't scratch? Sure. It's a lot like that except with a dick in your butt.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

For the record: tonight mmyers received another Kajun-style pumping at literati.

There is still no evidence that I am not the greatest literati player stripcreator.com has ever seen, I have beaten you all.

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Dad was flammable

Okay, this has been nagging on me for a while, and while I will appologize for losing my temper, I will not appologize for refusing to be told what to do. I do fine on my own thanks. Also, it's conflicting to be angry at someone who overall is not a bad person, so sometimes it's hard to think of good insults.

Anyhow, I'm going to keep my stance as a tourney drop out because I want to be more involved. Since I surely can't keep up with the likes of Kajun and MikeyG, I'd rather be a spectator, as it allows me the most involvement. Or if there were a need for a score verifier, I could do that as well.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Chicka, the comment was more based at the whole thing of everyone arguing about how things were running than one person dropping out. I just want people to start talking to each other , playing matches, and getting the tournament over and done with (I AM going to get pummelled by some people here).

Sorry you reacted that way. I find its a common occurrence around me.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Chicka, the comment was more based at the whole thing of everyone arguing about how things were running than one person dropping out. I just want people to start talking to each other , playing matches, and getting the tournament over and done with (I AM going to get pummelled by some people here).

Sorry you reacted that way. I find its a common occurrence around me.

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