My 10 Favorite Pseudonyms

Englodroheim Von Giggletinks
Sicily Q. Dipberg
Kadillac Kohn
Sippsvaggien Fenders McEdenburough, J.R.
Lester T. Molester
Godiva A. Poil (any French-speaking person should get this)
Harley C. Pembrose
Pih C. Mann
Jiggle D. Finster
Ludvig L. Osteo-Yimgiglodoid

TOP TEN FAVORITE PSEUDONYMS:

1. Severn Fishfood
2. Elvis M. Goshterson
3. Remington Fitz-Taters
4. Vestibule Sashweights
5. "Flapjacks" McMoose
6. Jessel B. Cordaire
7. Djork
8. Zoofy Buzzygroins
9. Grandy Chickenhead
10.Ve Blone Gorffith

alternates:

Flacky Whackypacky
Hupple Milkywhupple
Milt Turkeytits

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Top Ten Favorite Pseudonyms:

10. Barry McCockinner
9. Dave
8. Veeblefetzor
7. Schmoo T. Doo
6. Uncle Funkalunkel
5. biped
4. Jesus
3. Zwillnank Medoopus
2. Wartzhoggen Von Diarrhea
1. Gennifer Flowers

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Top Ten Favorite Invisible Words:

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Top ten favorite words that begin with the letter G

10) Google
9) Gumble
8) Gum
7) Grumpy
6) Gimp
5) Godfried
4) Gorge
3) Gnu
2) Gnome
1) Gnat

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Poop.

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Top ten favorite words that begin with the letter G

10) Google
9) Gumble
8) Gum
7) Grumpy
6) Gimp
5) Godfried
4) Gorge
3) Gnu
2) Gnome
1) Gnat

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What? No Gumby?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

no gore, no Ghaldoub, no garroting, no gringo, no gil, no Gonzo, no grope, no grotto, no goosebumps, no ghoul, no gingivitis, no Gingrich, no grinch, no GHONK!!!, no Geppetto, etc, etc.

Top ten favorite colors I like to dye my hair:

10. Brick-red
9. Purple
8. Natural color (Dark dark brown)
7. Black
6. Burgandy
5. Purple
4. (Have I mentioned purple? ^-^)
3. Violet-red
2. Blood Red
1. Orchid

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

OMG SO GOTH

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Blue is the color of victory.

Very funny, Gabu. But seriously, I would wear my hair freaky colors, but I've been looking for a job, so its at my natural color (for now).

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Actually, those colors sound pretty good. The color purple kicks ass.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I for one would like to see a picture of Noonie and judge whether or not she is as hideous as she says she is for myself.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My natural color is one of those freaky ones. Mybe that's my problem.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Top 10 Favorite Strippers
(in random order)

10. Biped
9. MMeyers
8. MikeyG
7. IvyThePlant
6. Boinky33
5. MidnightCaptivity
4. r2_d2
3. Jesussandwhich
2. NooniePuuBunny
1. AtheistDiary (HA!)

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

If I can get a fairly decent and clear picture of myself (one that the lighting actually comes out right and I'm not squinting into the sun or blinking or something) I'll show you personally. Emphasis on the word "if".

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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10. Biped

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Yay!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Top 10 Favorite Strippers
(in random order)

10. Biped
9. MMeyers
8. MikeyG
7. IvyThePlant
6. Boinky33
5. MidnightCaptivity
4. r2_d2
3. Jesussandwhich
2. NooniePuuBunny
1. AtheistDiary (HA!)

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I thought what we had was special. SPECIAL!!!

He's your third favorite and you can't even spell his name?

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Blue is the color of victory.

He's your third favorite and you can't even spell his name?

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You think that's bad? I'm his first favorite, and look how hideously he butchered my name.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Top 10 Favorite Strippers
(in random order)

10. Biped
9. MMeyers
8. MikeyG
7. IvyThePlant
6. Boinky33
5. MidnightCaptivity
4. r2_d2
3. Jesussandwhich
2. NooniePuuBunny
1. AtheistDiary (HA!)

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I am glad to be placed randomly in the second slot on your list. ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

top ten strippers:
10. anybody that's better than me(which is everybody)
9. not me
8. refer to 10
7. ummm...
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1. people?

top ten things i lie to myself about:
10. people like me
9. i am worth something
8. my comics are actually pretty good
7. i don't have a pornography problem
6. i am not obsessed with Nine Inch Nails
5.i am not going to kidnap my dad when i'm 40, tie him to a chair and shoot myself in front of him
4. i am good with the ladies
3. i make a difference
2. i am loved
1. i will be succesful

top 3 things that i say that are true
3. everything sucks except for music
2. i will amount to nothing
1. i will masturbate because i am worthless

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No.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

nuttlehead, there are better ways to do a slow burn other than on a comic-strip-creator message board.

Seek help. From me if necessary.

And WELCOME BACK, kaufman!!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Top 10 Favorite Strippers in Random Order

biped
NooniePuuBunny
fuck
ObiJo
AthiestDiary
MikeyG
kaufman
andydougan
graykane
umfumdisi

Top 10 Least Favorite / Most Overrated Strippers

PunkkRoccPrincez
maKK_ben
Stripmaker
Comic Creator
Anonymous X Angel
attitudechicka
possums
possums on a good day
possums on a bad day
Brad

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biped

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.