Hey surfer dudes, sorry you weren't in Indonesia by EvilZak 1-04-05

Dude, what's the big deal with the tsunami in Asia? A hundred thousand Asians died, man! Well, why didn't the Asians just surf instead of drown? Stupid question, dude. Everyone knows Charlie don't surf!

I not only used the tsunami as part of a joke, but I also did the stereotypical "Chinese? Indian? Vietnamese? They're all the same to me" thing. Thus, this is more tasteless.

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Mine was more tasteless. Beacause the black guy said it thus I am racist.

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That twisted bastard also "thanked God" for what happened on September 11th. Why is it good people die every day and this piece of donkey shit is continually allowed to breathe our air?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Hey, what's wrong with that? I do that every day!

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This is a lampoon by fpd 1-05-05

Sucky, sucky, five dollah. Oh yes, little girl, this is just what I come to Thailand for. The girls back home in Sweden just don't compare to you hot little impoverished Asian numbers. Topeka, Kansas, December 2004. Fred, I am going to smite much of Sri Lanka, Thailand, and Indonesia with a giant earthquake and tsunami. Way to go, God. It's about time you did something about those dens of sodomy. Aren't you going to ask me to spare them if there are at least 50 righteous people to be found there? Certainly not. Only some degenerate, reprobate fag-enabler would ask for something so outrageous.

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This one violates my usual policy against autobiographical strips, but due to faulty memory and space constraints, it doesn't exactly match the actual dialogue.

How I learned about the tsunami by fpd 1-05-05

Next year is going to be shorter than this year. Yeah, the giant earthquake and tsunami in the Indian Ocean affected the rotation of the Earth so that we now have shorter days. No, I meant this year is a leap year, but next year won't be. What are you talking about? Where have you been? It's been all over the news. I haven't been keeping up with the news, because the Daily Show has been in reruns.

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Ditto.

You think you're racist? That's a joke, as you aren't one tenth the racist I am. I passed my finals with flying colors and got my degree in Racist Catapulting while you were still in klandergarten learning what letter comes after M.

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On vacation with Grim and Satan Part 5 by BobRogers 1-05-05

Grim pays a visit to God. Is he in? He's been expecting you. Go on in. So why did you let almost 200,000 people die in Asia? Do you have any idea the overtime...? Hey! Shut it! You're not hanging this one on me. I am not the one in charge. Go on in. He's expecting you. Cool disguise. My ways are mysterious.

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On vacation with Grim and Satan Part 6 by BobRogers 1-05-05

Meanwhile Satan has returned to hell Yo, Boss! Thought you were on vacation. I'm going to just sit this one out.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

So there was this teaser for tonight's news that had footage of the tsunami and narrated by this: "Plus the awesome power of nature and the tsunami victim that never saw it coming!"

My reaction upon seeing the guy being swept away was: "How the duck did he NOT see it coming!? He was standing on the beach!"

I figure it's either stupid TV news narration or someone, who can't recognize nature's imminently assraping them with a scalding-hot, rusty, spiked dildo, probably had it coming.

Stop feeding the trolls.

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I can barely afford to feed the birds, much less the trolls. You have any idea how much those little bastards eat?

Besides, where else in the SC forums is there a thread I'm gonna post that which I find amusing. And he was standing on the beach and there was no way he couldn't have seen it coming.

Unless he was blind, but then he could have heard it.

Unless he was deaf as well, which explains it.

Even if it was the news being moronic, why was he standing on the beach?

My impression was that, before a tsunami, the tide all of a sudden goes way out. That's supposed to be your signal to run like hell. Instead, beachgoers typically wander out into the unexpected tidal flat to look at stranded sea creatures. Then, wham.

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Hey surfer dudes, sorry you weren't in Indonesia by EvilZak 1-04-05

Dude, what's the big deal with the tsunami in Asia? A hundred thousand Asians died, man! Well, why didn't the Asians just surf instead of drown? Stupid question, dude. Everyone knows Charlie don't surf!

I not only used the tsunami as part of a joke, but I also did the stereotypical "Chinese? Indian? Vietnamese? They're all the same to me" thing. Thus, this is more tasteless.

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Hardly seemed veiled.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Let's all do the wave!

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Damn... are you friggin' people not bored of this thread yet???

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