cancel christmas

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Like I care. I'm in Kuwait until next February. What am I gonna do, decorate a camel?

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camel christmas

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what if nigger meant kite

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I inhaled potentially toxic mold today.

But that's not the stupidest thing I've ever done. Even if it is connected to Wal-Mart.

Not the most painful either. That involved a failed attempt at a Kama...er...nevermind.

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I'm going to assume you are speaking of an accident involving practicing Martial Arts with a Kama, the japanese farm-tool-turned-weapon used primarily by peasant soldiers who were too poor to afford proper weapons.

Because if I assume otherwise I'm going to laugh and then I'm going to get a golf club upside the head.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The stupidest thing I've ever done is punch my dad in the crotch...

...BECAUSE MY DAD IS GODZILLA OHMYGOD!!!!!!!11

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*Readies the golf club*

I've forgotten more stupidest things I've done than most people will ever do in their whole lives. Anyone to whom this does not apply should seek help immediately.

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What others say about boorite!

Well the stupidest thing I ever did was climb up the town bridge and try to jump tp the train bridge beside let's jus say one cell phone and a ride down a water fall I got the name tarzan or the time I decidided to ride in a shopping cart tied behind a car.

Damn, man. No offense, but... You're a fucking retard! If there were a prize, you'd definitely be a runner up if not the winner. I hope any comics you make are as funny as the scene I imagine after reading thast story. If they're even half as funny, I'll give you a good rating.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.