The stupidest thing I ever did?
I joined the military.
I do have a lot of stupidity stories, but they all star my friends. I was always the voice of reason that was ignored, but out of guilt I stuck around in case they hurt themselves and needed help.
The worst thing a friend did was takea can of hairspray and a lighter and do the flamethrower trick. Except he wanted to see what would happen if he shot it through a box fan and forgot to make sure the fan was pointing away from him; he set his arm on fire and burned all the hair off, but no serious injury.
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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.