you guys have some good ones... "welcome to patel's" is a personal favorite....

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Finn, thanks for the compliment. The thing I'm proudest about this little series is it features the arab without him being a terrorist or Mohammed.

Just for you, here's the exciting conclusion.

CC 304: Welcome to Patel's 4 by Smarmulus 11-15-05

I'd like to see the manager, please. Tell you what I'm gonna do, just special for you I'll make the rice without not having peas.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I think biped needs to judge soon, or he's going to have a real big mess on his hands.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think biped needs to stop masturbating soon, or he's going to have a real big mess on his hands.

This is an old series, but these are new comics -- just wrote them this morning. I hope this in accordance with the rules.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 16 by Smarmulus 11-16-05

In order to do something that is very popular among tourists in Ireland you must lie on your back with your head dangling below your feet while somebody holds your knees. In order to do what? A piledriver.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 18 by Smarmulus 11-16-05

According to legend he crossed America's open spaces giving his seed to strangers, planting his own, and always moving on. Who was he? Smarmulus.

Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA 19 by Smarmulus 11-16-05

True of false: one of the side effects of taking an antidepressant can actually be depression. Well, it's the most common side effect of reading comics on Stripcreator.

BTW, when is judging for this contest? I think Biped might be waiting for a comic which actually makes him laugh.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

RCL no. 673 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-16-05

What's taking biped so long to judge CC: 304? I don't know... From what I hear, the strippers are all up in arms-   !   Sorry...

Groovy! - Double-pained Entrapment by edoggydog 11-16-05

...then, I says to the guy, "Well, it's nothing worth losing you head over!" Groovy! So... When is the window repair guy gonna come and unstuck me? My neck is really starting to HURT! Soon.

CC 304: Subbing for RCLGuy by umfumdisi 11-16-05

Go fetch, boy!! The sad part is that I don't really exist.

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I will judge it when it reaches 500 posts, or tomorrow, whichever comes first.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 674 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-17-05

So... You don't drink, and you don't smoke. What do you do? Eat like a PIG! I have GOT to kick this heroin addiction! I screw like a pig, too...

RCL no. 675 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-17-05

Hmmm... It's been three hours now! I don't think my blind date is coming back from the ladies' room...

RCL no. 677 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-17-05

C'mon, honey! Come back to the ranch house! No way, sicko! My mom told me that if you ever ask me to "do it" in a different orafice, I should divorce you IMMEDIATELY! Don't you ever want to have children?

RCL no. 678 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-17-05

So, you're off to the big city, eh? Don't forget your rubbers! I won't need them. The whores provide the condoms nowadays... I meant your rain-gear, you cheatin' bastard! Shit!

One final flurry (or fury)

RCLG is working towards 500 and might be done by tomorrow. ;)

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Well, I just got through reading a whole bunch of comics and enjoyed them very much. Most of them were of the finest quality I've ever seen on stripcreator. Then I remembered I needed to judge this contest, so I stopped reading my comics and came here. To my surprise, most of these comics were extremely good as well.

Runners up:

DexX for "Wimbledonandonandonandon..."
edoggydog for "Groovy-Looney Tunes"
Neovid for "Cowboy Cliche's"
choadwarrior for "Joining the Gym (10)"

Third place goes to RandomComicLayoutGuy for an astounding body of work

Second place goes to umfumdisi for "Can't Fathom"

And:

First place goes to Smarmulus for his delightful "Welcome To Patel's" series. There was just something about it that made me happy.

I'm sorry I couldn't have mentioned all the outstanding entries but there were just too many to choose from. Thanks everyone for making this a great competition!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

For me, this one was the funniest BY FAR! But who am I to judge? I've yet to win one of these #^$% contests!! Signed, Bitter Boy

It was a fun contest regardless! Great job, biped! Signed, Still Bitter Boy

Thank you very much Biped.

I feel honored.

I'll post the rules for a new contest soon.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

For me, this one was the funniest BY FAR! But who am I to judge? I've yet to win one of these #^$% contests!! Signed, Bitter Boy

That was Mighty Funny. Still, the winner is selected purely on personal taste, so it's hard to predict who's going to win these things. I never thought I'd win one, either, but it happened. And it'll happen for you.

FWIW, I think I have more runner-up finishes in these things than Susan Lucci. Or, I've eaten more second bananas than Ed McMahon. Or (for the kids), I feel about as useful as Ashlee Simpson. Thank you, you can catch the rest of my act at the Ha-Ha Hole; I'm booked 'til next Thursday.

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