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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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22/6/09

NREM Arousal Parasomnia by lima
6-22-09
My boyfriend can't remember having sex with me last night.
He's probably got Sexsomnia. Like sleepwalking only horizontally.
But he wasn't even horizontal. He was kind of upside down and moaning and thrusting his butt... erm..
Well well! I never knew he had it in him
and neither did he I expect

"I never knew he had it in him" is an easy line to make a joke out of.

NREM Arousal Parasomnia is a crap name for a medical diagnosis

6-22-09 9:58am (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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23/6/09

Wikipedia Random Article Comic: Islam in Slovakia by lima
6-23-09
150 Slovaks have converted to Islam since the end of Communism in 1990. They missed a trick there.
They could have merged communism and Islam together. And to really piss Americans off they could easily take America's national anthem
"O say does that star-sickled hammer yet wave / O'er the state of the workers where women are slaves?"

Bit of a forced one this. The comic has no rhythm but its clever enough, I think. Missed the crescent part out of the Islamic flag but I'm sure no-one minds.

Would there be anything more scary for a Republican than an Islamic Communist foreigner?

6-23-09 6:47pm (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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24/06/09

La Paz by lima
6-24-09
So then this socialite Llama from La Paz comes up to me and he's all like...
Dude, you shouldn't mess with guys from La Paz
They have friends in high places

La Paz is the highest city in the world in terms of altitude.

6-24-09 5:01pm (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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25/06/09

Michael Jackson Six Pack by lima
6-25-09
BAD news: Michael Jackson died today
Medics suggested he suffered a heart-attack whilst dancing. They blame it on the boogie.
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't regulate his beat.
So he was hit by *bum bum* he was struck by *bum* a car-diac arrest.
He was fifty years old. He is survived by his eight and twelve year old sons, ten year old daughter, and four year old nose.
Wait, with all that plastic, shouldn't we recycle him?

 

6-25-09 5:15pm (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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26/06/09

Turritopsis Nutricula is Not my Lover by lima
6-26-09
Today, top biologists reported the discovery of a type of Jellyfish, Turritopsis Nutricula, that appears to be immortal.
Some scientists speculate that its genes could hold the key to everlasting life for humans.
One day too late, eh Michael?

Its true about the jellyfish.

6-26-09 1:56pm (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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27/06/09

Wikipedia Random Article Comic: Carl Wilhelm Bøckmann Barth by lima
6-27-09
Carl Wilhelm Bøckmann Barth (1847 – 1919) was a Norwegian painter.
It is said he specialized in marine art.
He drew pictures in his barth.

Not the best WRAC comic. Arguably the worst. Usurped by this wonderful effort by ragu4u:

Re: Carl Wilhelm Barth by ragu4u
6-27-09
I never wanted to view paintings by Barth.
I'm more of a Star Trek fan.
I wonder...does that make me a Barth evader?
Shut up, dickweed!

Incidentally, I passed the 300 comic mark the other day. So thats two years to write fifty comics, two more to pass the hundred barrier, a further three years to pass to the two-hundred mark, but just ten months to get from 200 to 300. If I keep making one comic per day, I should get to 400 before winter. A good thing? I hope so. I'm concerned about my comics becoming a little more simpler. I'm not having to condense complicated ideas into three panels anymore, its more a case of making one joke long enough to last three panels. Might not be a bad thing though, looking at previous efforts.

6-27-09 7:05pm (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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28/6/09

Dslyeiex by lima
6-28-09
So what Rocky film do you prefer? B, XLI or LXIXC?
What?
Sorry. I can never spell latin words or numbers right. Ispo Fatco.
What kind of disability is that?
I dunno. Some kind of dyslexia

Her disability is cured in the third panel.

6-28-09 4:50pm (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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29th and 30th June

Radiation by lima
6-30-09
Radiation in here is pretty lethal
You can tell that just by looking at an odd-shaped clicking dildo?
Yup
Its an H.R. Geiger counter

Radiation II by lima
6-30-09
...so whats the reading?
The first panel says '4.1', the second says '0'/
0? Is that good?
Not really. Its never been above zero ever. Apart from one time last year when it said '1'
Why was that?
Dunno. I was too busy talking to this swiss sculptor.

I like the idea of a H.R. Geiger (or 'Giger', of course) counter as being either a sexually suggestive measurer of radioactivity or simply a device for measuring how many H.R. Gigers are in proximity. He's a swiss sculptor, natch.

6-30-09 7:11pm (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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1/7/09

Smurf by lima
7-01-09
HOW DO I BECOME A SMURF? HOW CAN I GET TO BE A SMURF?
HOW DO I GET TO BECOME A SMURF? HOW CAN I BE A SMURF?
You can scream 'til your blue in the face...

 

7-01-09 11:15am (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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2/7/09 + 3/7/09

Sabermetrics by lima
7-02-09
Last year Molina's a +14 defensive player, which makes him +7 so far this year
...what?
I'm talking sabermetrics
Sabre-metrics? Sword-measuring?
Actually its when grown men get together and argue about baseball statistics
Sword-measuring?

Spam by lima
7-03-09
You been getting those emails that tell you tinned-pork contains swine flu?
Yeah, hundreds.
Bloody spam
Bloody spam

Forgot to post yesterday's comic. Well, not so much 'forgot to', more 'couldn't be arsed going to the forums'. 

7-03-09 6:23pm (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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4/7/09

Michael Owen by lima
7-04-09
Manchester United have signed ex-England international Michael Owen
On the condition that he stops betting on horses.
But how else can he see over the counter?

Commemorating a war that never was with a joke about a transfer that shouldn't have been.

7-04-09 7:58pm (new)
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lima
FIREBOMB THE ORPHANAGE!

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In case it wasn't obvious, the comic-a-day thing is on hiatus. I have less time to do stuff at the minute.


It will return soon.

7-09-09 5:22am (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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Damn you Lima, Damn you to hell.

 

Comic a day you promised. 

 

A COMIC A DAY!

 

Consider this spurious praise, at least until you fire up wikipedia and start peddling the funny again. Tis a thread I enjoy mostsome.

 

 

 

7-11-09 1:29pm (new)
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