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I'll offend anyone - regular or newbie - who makes some really stupid ass fuck up, assuming that there is a point to doing it (such as for comedy purposes). For example, I will now offend myself for using the words "ass fuck" in this post.

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ass fuck

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Wow, TheElPaso, you're gay aren't you?

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I dunno... I think I'm more or less the same general person offline except that on a message board like this, I get the chance to think about what I'm going to say. I'm generally rather shy and silent in person unless the conversation swings towards one of my interests. I do have a sense of humor... it's just not a very quick one usually. :/

You'd never believe it, but I am so shy, I can barely make freinds. I REALLY like this guy, and have for a long time, but I'm afraid if I ask him he'll say no, and that is worse than not asking at all. I think he likes me, but I don't even know if he's single.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

I'm not that shy, but I homeschool and I don't do many things where I meet a lot of kids. I know kids from other churches but they're all far away and don't call. There's a girl I've got a crush on, but I'm to shy(in that one respect) to talk to her, and plus she has a boyfriend.

NOTE TO EVERYONE: this post is a little late because my internet jewed, so I saved it. It would have fit in better on the first or second page.

NOTE TO KITTY_KAT:
Everything you say is shit. And I know me, and countless others, already told you to shut the fuck up, but shut the fuck up. It seems what you are trying to do is agree with all the Regular regulars, and disagree with the people they disagree with in hopes to get them to like you. Well, keep it up because[sarcasm swith:ON] so far you've been doing a bang-up job of it.

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You know, this explains a hell of a lot.

Why can't you give it a rest?

Not directed at anyone in particular, but I think it's appropriate right now...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I love you guys.

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What others say about boorite!

Me too, but unlike Boo, only in a platonic way.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Yes, I meant in the cornholing sense.

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What others say about boorite!

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NOTE TO KITTY_KAT:
Everything you say is shit. And I know me, and countless others, already told you to shut the fuck up, but shut the fuck up. It seems what you are trying to do is agree with all the Regular regulars, and disagree with the people they disagree with in hopes to get them to like you. Well, keep it up because[sarcasm swith:ON] so far you've been doing a bang-up job of it.

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Your internet what?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Your internet what?

I think he meant his internet kiked up like a goddamn two-sets-of-plates-having Yid.

sorry. I'm not helping, am I?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Urm... maybe Kitty_Kat is Alcyonae after all...

Whatever. Whoever you are, help yourself to a warm cup. Actually, make it a whole fucking keg.

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I think he meant his internet kiked up like a goddamn two-sets-of-plates-having Yid.

sorry. I'm not helping, am I?

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Your internet what?

I think he meant his internet kiked up like a goddamn two-sets-of-plates-having Yid.

Oy! I just choked on my gefilte fish.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Quality Series Andy. Rain some old testament vengeance on that cunt Pienaar.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Your internet "jewed" on you, is what you're saying? In what manner? Did it collapse into a heap of the ashes of it's brothers and sisters after years wholesale slaughter and persecution? Perhaps it attained the highest per-capita rate of university education and degreed professionals. Or did it suddenly have the lowest crime rate for any ethnic group? Did it go into the arts or medicine? How, exactly, did it "jew" on you? Maybe you should tattoo a number to it or render it's fat down for soap. This may stop it from "jewing" on you.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You dumb fuck.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The funny side of this is that if somebody who is actually liked around here used such a term, if would probably raise barely an eyebrow. Then again, it is a pretty ignorant term to use. I can just imagine...

"My internet niggered on me."
"My internet chinked on me."
"My internet sloped on me."
"My internet wogged on me."

What is it supposed to mean, anyway? I'm a linguist - this shit interests me. I am assuming it is derived from the notion that Jews are greedy or excessively thrifty, but I can't quite get the link. How does this then become unreliability or...

Shit. If you mean it "died" on you, then... *shudder* I really hope that isn't what you meant.

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Nah....

I think I'd climb all over anybody who said something that idiotic.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I was horrified the first time I heard the term "that's jewish" to mean, "that was a cheap ripoff", like when the system does a reboot out of nowhere when you're about to win a game or something. However, it was said by someone who I am 100% certain has no malice or bigotry about the Jewish faith, culture, or people. Then I found myself stifling a giggle.

I still cannot bring myself to use the term, but I think it's kind of funny. Still, it's unfortunate that people grow up using a term like that as slang, not quite grasping its implications and power to offend.

The first time I heard the term "wife beater" in reference to a white tank top undershirt, I was similarly horrified, and then I was similarly uncontrollably amused. I've caught myself using the term before, which is very embarassing if I'm around people who don't know what kind of person I am.

This is not how everyone sees it, but my personal perspective is that I am not offended by a word. I am offended by the malice or persistent ignorance of the person using a word. If my sister uses the term "wife beater" in reference to an undershirt, I know that she has complete awareness of the gravity of wife beating, and her use of the word is dark humor that does not preclude her horror at the actual act of wife beating. I know that if my sister says something about how her company is jewish for giving her a 3% raise when she expected a 5% raise, I know she is making fun not of jews, but of the stereotype itself. I know this because I know her. I know she is not ignorant or malicious.

Now, if a stranger uses those terms, I might be inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt, or I might not. It's certainly going to raise a flag, and prolong a good impression or cause a negative one. It's going to make me cautious about a person until I learn that he or she isn't a closet bigot or ignorant as fuck.

That's why I save my bigot humor for people who know how completely not bigoted I am (well, except against stupid people).

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I have heard the term "to Jew the price up" or "to Jew someone out of something," which plays on the stereotype of Jews as shrewd negotiators. Not the most unflattering stereotype, but still offensive.

I almost jumped on the "jewed" comment myself, but then I decided to pick on The Matrix instead.

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That's like saying "I was going to shoot at that huge bear, too; but the broad side of this barn seemed to need my attention."

The Matrix was a great idea that was fleshed out on a CGI system and some G-4's instead of a word processor.

I am not so naive as to truly believe that many stereotypes are not based in historic fact, but as the scope of opportunities and diversity broadens to all cultures, the factual aspects of those stereotypes recede as this mish mosh -or, if you are so opined, miasma- of our American culture assimilates in these post modern times.

So... knock off the jew stereotypes, too.

One I always laugh at, though -admittedly because it's reasonably true- is the quote from Mel Brooks in "To Be Or Not To Be":

"Hitler wants to get all of the Jews and queers out of theatre!"

"If Hitler gets rid of the Jews and the queers, there wont be any theatre."

bunner,
over here,
in the beige house,
laughing just a little

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.