allah is most definately a reg

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I thought you just called allah a fag.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ohhh, someone's gonna declare fatwah on Spankling.

Hmmm. He might enjoy that.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'd definitely burn a big fatwah with Spankling.

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pfffffffffffft....

Damn! This is some righteous fatwah, boo!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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pfffffffffffft....

Damn! This is some righteous fatwah, boo!

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What do you get when you cross Ayatollah Khomeini with Bob Marley?

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Uh.... Robor... riiiiiiight.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Ladies,

Considering that Kajun is all of what 22? We're wasting our time even trying to explain the irregularities in his thinking. Case in point..he's not looking for love...just to get laid. Let him meet the woman who eludes him, uses him, then breaks his heart before we try to talk sense into him. Or at least when he's 30 and maturity rears its ugly head. ;)

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People wonder why I was dating 35 year old guys when I was 20.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I used to feel insulted when women made comments about how life is simpler/better with older men when I was 20. I'm just glad I've lived long enough to understand.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Allah is a false prophet.

*smites Allah

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

Um, see.... Allah isn't a prophet it all. It's the Arabic proper name for God. You know, not unlike "Jehovah" is the Hebrew proper name for God. Allah's prophet was Mohammed. If you are going to go about touting yourself to be the Almighty Creator of the Universe, Heaven and Earth and The Omniscient God of Israeal, Star of Monty Python movies, et al, you oughta read something first.

Dipshit.

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For those of you who are curious:
"Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.", seems to translate out as: "Hear O Israel: The Lord our God is one Lord."

It's from Deuteronomy 6:4

This, and other information about Gods, Israel, History and other such stuff is available at your local library or on the internet.

Thank you.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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For those of you who are curious:
"Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.", seems to translate out as: "Hear O Israel: The Lord our God is one Lord."

It's from Deuteronomy 6:4

This, and other information about Gods, Israel, History and other such stuff is available at your local library or on the internet.

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Well, almost. That's a pretty bad transliteration there.

The second and third words should be combined into "Yisrael", the Hebrew word for "Israel". The word "Elohym" does mean "God", but it needs a different suffix to make it "our God"; it should read "Eloheynu".

As for the word for "Lord," yes, it is spelled with the Hebrew consonants pronounced "y", "h", "v", and "h", but it's never pronounced "Jehovah", or even "Yehovah".

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Is that "Yahweh"?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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you hairy vegan

sorry im deaf and drunbk and its the best i could thin of

i thinkning this is a bd isea condiering my record with the last time i did this in this kind of sdtyae.

PHALLICICDE!

damn you brad damn you all to hell for emoving that spelchdcker, i neeeeeed it!

ah the good old days before the inflx of wanky newbies.

losers

showmanshipo is where its at baby

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

That and a good hit-o-smack.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ah, he's faking. When I'm drunk I can type straight (for the most part) and speak in complete sentences. I do it all the time.

No, I'm not drunk now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think he's hopped up on the Robotussin, myself. Skagg's a wild-man.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Yeah, but I didn't want to fuck with it. I thought I'd leave that to the pissy, smirking, pedantic fucks who have no lives.

Or wirthling.

Who sucks.

Ask Gabe.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Is that "Yahweh"?

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Well, "Yahweh" obviously shares the same etymology. However, in the modern Jewish liturgy, forms of the word "Adon" (lord) are used, rather than the name of God itself, and in casual conversation, "hashem" (literally, "the name") is used. As for the actual pronunciation of the name, that may even have been lost in the sands of history. In the old days it was never used in normal use ("thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain", and all that), and was only spoken by the High Priests on special occasions (see descriptions of the Yom Kippur observances during the time of Moses in Leviticus -- I'm not sure, but I think it's a chapter in the high teens; you can grep for "tenth day of the seventh month"). Since the destruction of the Temples, these rituals no longer take place.

I know, it's more than you ever wanted to know ...

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I'm warning you! If you say 'Jehovah' once more...

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What are you going to do, kill me twice?

Jehovah! Jehovah!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

And lo, there was much smiting in the land.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Throws a pointy rock at bunner

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