I'm taking off the blindfold.

You start taking off the blindfold by Game_Master 6-14-02

You start taking off the blindfold when a hand grabs your arm. It squeezes hard for a moment and then lets go. A deep voice bellows I wouldn't do that if I were you. --Leave the blindfold on and ask why you've been kidnapped................................ --Take off the blindfold to show Mr. Deep Bellows he ain't the boss of you............................ --Say, "Me, take off this blindfold? Nuh uh. Nope, not me. No chance.", whistle for awhile, and then take off the blindfold................................... --Ask him to say "This is CNN"...........

Take off the blindfold to show Mr. Deep Bellows he ain't the boss of you.

I mean, what's he gonna do? Pour lava on me?

i fancy being added to the end of this list

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

You show Mr. Deep Bellows he ain't the boss of you by Game_Master 7-02-02

You take off the blindfold and see that Mr. Deep Bellows is none other than Psychotic-Evil-Lava-Pouring-Masturbating Genius. He's eyeing you intently while masturbating on his Segway a mere feet away. It all adds up now! Looking up higher, you see Hench Wench One head wrestling Hench Wench Two on a tall scaffold. Your head too big. Not fair fight. Your head not exacree grape size you know. Looking up higher still, you see a large cauldron of lava directly above you. And it's starting to tip! --Leap towards PELP MG --Run up the scaffold --Rethink your past assumptions about lava

I make a leap for the PELP MG!!!

You leap towards PELP MG by Game_Master 7-04-02

You leap toward the Segway and grab the handlebars before PELP MG knows what's happening. I have grabbed the handlebars! What's happening? With herculean strength, you bitchslap PELP MG off the Segway and scan the room for an escape route. Room for one more? But then your technolust kicks in and you die doing donuts.

Player 3, The Game is yours.

Could someone translate this into English?

You show Mr. Deep Bellows he ain't the boss of you by Game_Master 7-02-02

You take off the blindfold and see that Mr. Deep Bellows is none other than Psychotic-Evil-Lava-Pouring-Masturbating Genius. He's eyeing you intently while masturbating on his Segway a mere feet away. It all adds up now! Looking up higher, you see Hench Wench One head wrestling Hench Wench Two on a tall scaffold. Your head too big. Not fair fight. Your head not exacree grape size you know. Looking up higher still, you see a large cauldron of lava directly above you. And it's starting to tip! --Leap towards PELP MG --Run up the scaffold --Rethink your past assumptions about lava

up the scaffold I go.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Could someone translate this into English?

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"...but you are suddenly overcome by your love for technological devices, and you die (presumably because of exposure to lava) while riding the Segway and deliberately making it skid in a broad, constant circle."

Clear enough?

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Could someone translate this into English?

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"...but you are suddenly overcome by your love for technological devices, and you die (presumably because of exposure to lava) while riding the Segway and deliberately making it skid in a broad, constant circle."

Clear enough?

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Yeah. It would have helped if I knew that a what the fuck a "Segway" was, and that it was a vehicle capable of being ridden around on.

Does the word "it" ring a bell? Or "Ginger"? A Segway is that revolutionary, new scooter-like invention.

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Does the word "it" ring a bell? Or "Ginger"? A Segway is that revolutionary, new scooter-like invention.

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North Carolina is about a century behind the rest of the states. They're still trying to get used to that "horseless carriage" contraption.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You run up the scaffold by Game_Master 7-04-02

You run up the scaffold handcuffed, barely maintaining your balance. As you gain altitude, you see that the Hench Wenches have left their guns off to the side as they head wrestle. I too strong. Victory will be mine! Over the top! You get within 10 feet of the guns, when Hench Wench Two performs a devastating maneuver on Hench Wench One, slamming her head into the table, and putting you directly in her line of site. Look who here! Mr. I Whoop Your Ass Good? Already pissed about losing, Hench Wench One grabs her gun and fires without a word.

And then by Game_Master 7-04-02

You look down and see blood pouring from your belly. Though you're not sure why, your last thought before dying is BRANF

Player 4, The Game is yours.

Does the word "it" ring a bell? Or "Ginger"? A Segway is that revolutionary, new scooter-like invention.

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I have heard of "It." That's the only name I knew "It" by.

Naw, you're thinking of South Carolina... but looky here at this here brand new 8-track tape player I got!!! It's the future of music entertainment!

Now that we have done this for a while, I think we can safely say the answer to Bazilla's question is "Yes."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You leave the light off and try to sneak away by Game_Master 6-10-02

You leave the light off, push the blankets away, and gently start to rise from your bed, doing your best to keep quiet. SCREEEECH Unfortunately, your old box spring doesn't cooperate. You hear shuffling behind you and the next thing you know, your light is on. A bullet tears off an unimportant part of your ear. Your eyes scan frantically. The bathroom is 10 feet away, but has no other exit. The hallway is 20 feet away. --Which do you make a run for?

Let's try the hallway, as if it matters.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You run for the hallway by Game_Master 7-05-02

You make a run for the hallway, knowing it's your only escape. But, rather inconveniently, your escape is interrupted by your death.

Player 5, The Game is yours.

You look for something to defend yourself with by Game_Master 6-15-02

You look around, desperate to find anything of assistance in your sparse bathroom. Only three things jump out: a small shoebox-size window, a glob of shaving cream in the sink, and your pet priest, Tooshy McFinklebee. --Use the window.................... --Use the shaving cream.......... --Use Tooshy........................... --Use some combination.......... **scratch scratch scratch**

Use the shaving cream. Only.

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This is stupid. Everyone is dying.

/\ says captian obvious.

What's going on with Game_Slacker, anyway?

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You use the shaving cream by Game_Master 7-10-02

You grab the shaving cream just as the door bursts open. COME ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER! You scream like an animal, the power of the cream surging through you. But you suddenly stop, amazed to see two asian girls walk in. Now remember don't shoot him. I will not shoot if he turn around. Hench Wench Two raises her gun at you.............................. --Turn around.......................... --Show them the true power of the cream You need ask yourself: she use 79 bullets or 80? You feel lucky punk?

Looks like a dead end either way. So... I cream, you cream, we all cream for my cream!

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