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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Okay, let's do it. Let's build a new understanding that can transport us to tomorrow. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, I do not appreciate being labeled. No one does. Nevertheless, those of us who are still sane, those of us who still have a firm grip on reality, those of us who still claim that Mr. ObiJo's conclusions stink, have an obligation to do more than just observe what Mr. ObiJo is doing from a safe distance. We have an obligation to carry out the famous French admonition, écrasez l'infâme!, against Mr. ObiJo's tracts. We have an obligation to suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate. And we have an obligation to address the continued social injustice shown by obscene junkies. It's somewhat tricky to raise issues, as opposed to guns or knives, especially since the media in this country tend to ignore historical connections and are reluctant to analyze ideological positions or treat a fringe political group seriously. The last time I told Mr. ObiJo's representatives that I want to speak up and speak out against Mr. ObiJo, they declared in response, "But cultural tradition has never contributed a single thing to the advancement of knowledge or understanding." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. This raises the question: What exactly is he trying to hide? That is, why is it that 99 times out of 100, this is no time to be soulless and no time to be jealous? The answer is obvious if you understand that he labels anyone he doesn't like as "biased". That might well be a better description of Mr. ObiJo.

Is there a chance that he isn't heinous, snivelling, and untrustworthy? From what I've seen, I doubt it. People who are attacked by pusillanimous rabble-rousers basically have three options. They can ignore the attacks, engage the attackers in a debate, or apply some sanction which will put an end to the attack.

Mr. ObiJo can't attack my ideas, so he attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. He could use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to make us all miserable. If you've read this far, then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me. Is there, or is there not, a coldhearted plot to threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet, organized through the years by the worst classes of recalcitrant sluggards there are? The answer to this all-important question is that not only has the plot existed, but it is now on the verge of complete fulfilment. In the beginning of this letter, I promised you details, but now I'm running out of space. So here's one detail to end with: Unravelling the Gordian Knot that is Mr. ObiJo is not difficult when you realize the multifaceted nature of Mr. ObiJo and his fans.

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8-27-02 9:43am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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boorite like used big words and stuff. I think I'll wait for the USA Today version which will sum it all up with a pretty, multi-colored pie chart.

Mmmmm....pie.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

8-27-02 9:48am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Not one mention of poop. Not one mention of breath. Yet still...somehow...someway...you manage to insult me. Witchery I say!

Pooped-breath witchery!

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8-27-02 9:54am (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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Spot is a bad puppy. He make poop. OUT!

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8-27-02 10:33am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I think ObiJo has made me see the light of day. How could I have been so deceived? Thanks, ObiJo!

(Sorry I called you Satan and all that.... water under the bridge, hey?)

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8-27-02 10:36am (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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I might as well post these shitz comics here at this point. I made both of them a few days ago, before I saw the comic in this thread by Wirthling.

I know... I'm a bad man.

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8-27-02 11:34am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Some of you need a good does of Godsmack.

Mainly, Jesus smacking you upside the head with a cross.


Isn't that kind of like the Rosenbergs smacking you upside the head with an electric chair? I thought Jesus brought a sword? WTF?

And I guess I can't attack newbies anymore because they are protected by Obi, that walking, talking hazardous waste facility.


I was making a wonderfully clever pun about God smacking you and the band Godsmack. But now you've gone and ruined it, you Puddle of Mudd! You've insulted my Creed and made me feel like a Fishbone. I'm going to play my Ataris now, you Incubus.

Wait a minitue, this thread isn't about punning, its about newbie bashing!

God blast you.

8-27-02 12:59pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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He's speaking in tongues! Run for it!

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8-27-02 1:32pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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Not all actors are homosexual, and so what if some are? Do we have bigots in the room? If you want the Roles I have REALLY played, you can have them. Oh wait, no you can't because I don't value your opinion. Also, is there any particular reason all my statements are THOUGHTS and not STATEMENTS at all? I think there is, you apparently haven't grasped the concept of clicking the mouse in the correct little circle. By doing this, a little dot will appear in the circle and you will then get a statement rather than a thought.

Maybe my lack of paragraphs was all just a ploy to tick you off. Que evil music...DUN DUN DUN.

As far as Boinky is concerned, well, his site was good...but the more and more I look at space moose, I see the STRIKING similarities. Oh well, live and learn. I think even I've learned that Boinky is a schmuck. If I didn't know before, I sure did when he posted an entry in this competition that could not happen.

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8-28-02 12:10am (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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and by the way, I am 18, not 12. To be perfectly honest I hadn't read any of kaufman's comics until I was pointed that way in the beginning of this thread. Hence the "point taken" reply. Apparently some people are too busy thinking up "clever" ways to insult me rather than actually reading the thread. :)

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8-28-02 12:18am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Shhhh... settle.

Skab (sorry, I'm in the habit of calling you that now) I think it's time for you to just settle back and ignore the insults. Join in on the contests, read the archives of people whose strips you have enjoyed... just be part of the group, without worrying about whether you ARE part of the group.

I must have said this fifty times... it's only when you stop worrying about whether you fit in or not that you can actually start fitting in.

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8-28-02 12:40am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Or maybe people have read the thread and are just enjoying repeatedly kicking you in the nuts.

By the way, I no longer need to waste valuable time coming up with "clever" insults, thanks to the Insultamatic 5000 (which cannot be plugged often enough, in my opinion).

punkrockskaboy is a spoogehoover.

Hurray for technology!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

8-28-02 1:00am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I hate faggots! They always steal my boyfriends!

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8-28-02 7:51am (new)
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Shadow_Artist
Do geese see God?

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With insults like spunkdriver I couldn't agree more!

Where has this website been all my life? It would have made witty responses so much easier...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

8-28-02 10:25am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Skab, shut your cock-holster.

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8-28-02 2:02pm (new)
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il_schmucko
needs money.

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habnem is a rectumjacker.
MENBAH is a boybandjuggler.
il_schmucko is a spoogebanger.
Aaron Neville is an aardvarkspanker.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

8-28-02 4:56pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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I'd rather have a cock-holster for a mouth than a cum dumpster for a stomach. I suppose the dumpster would imply the holster, but not vice versa.

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8-28-02 5:00pm (new)
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