It's a beautiful sunny day here:

I would have held up a newspaper with the date on it so you would know I didn't just pick a picture from before, except the paper wasn't delivered today due to inclement weather.

attitudechickaThe drunkest I've ever been is sober at a San Francisco wedding doing the chicken dance... and it was fucking cold!

--Mark Twain

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what if nigger meant kite

I just now slipped in that snow and bashed my head against a parking meter post on the way down. I chose to respond by stumbling around in a circle saying "motherfucker" and "fuck. Half an hour later, the administration closed the university.

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What others say about boorite!

I hurt my foot kicking a parking metre last Friday. We're like brothers!

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Poop.

Star Wars stamps!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My roommates just told me they're moving out Sunday. Good thing I've got a lot saved up in case of an emergency.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

I would take their stuff as compensation.

ivytheplant

I would take their stuff as compensation.

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If by sundown they haven't moved everything out, whatever's left is going to the pawn shop.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

UnknownEric

That's not exactly the answer I would have thought would be the correct response to "Which came first: the cumstain or the human?"

ivytheplant

It was near 80F here. If we share half of each of our weather we get one good day in March! It's rainy today, so the temperature is a little more tolerable, but we've got some humidity issues. Wanna come for another visit?

HCRoyall

This is why I admire you most today. Keep in mind that until they have left the property there for longer than 30 days after evacuation it's still technically theirs, and they could sue you for the amount of worth. Man I watch a lot of Judge Judy.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Aren't they supposed to give 30 days notice or something?

ivytheplantYes, though their "rental agreement" was purely verbal. Unfortunately for me, in this state it means they can say there was no agreement and they can jet without any warning at all.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Your roommates sound suspiciously like the roommates I had seven years ago. Then again, a douchebag is a douchebag.

Boorite and I officially have a new apartment to live in. And by "new" I mean "just built." It has things like a decent amount of electrical outlets, electrical outlets in places they should be, electrical outlets that are on circuits that make sense, and electrical outlets that actually work. It also has more than one phone jack for the entire apartment, there aren't gaps in windows, doors, and walls big enough for snow drifts to form inside, there's this thing it has called "usable space" and best of all, the plumbing actually works. It also has two full bathrooms, a dining room (which is something I haven't seen since I ate in dorm cafeterias), and places for tenants to park. Imagine that, tenants actually being able to park where they live! There's also closets that can actually support the weight of clothes and a view of the mountains.

Sure, it may be a bit windy and is in a new suburban development that's still under construction, but it has plumbing that works!

I still think this is all a dream and any minute now I'll wake up to find that I'm actually a ghost and my spirit is trapped in our current shithole for all eternity.

Two... full... bathrooms? Is it okay if I love your apartment too?

Congrats, and I'm glad everything worked out!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

ivytheplanthow's the bread situation?

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what if nigger meant kite

in my own announcement, i'm in the worst downturn of my poker career. pros (except helmuth) are supposed to be beyond bad beat stories and caring about short-term results, but goddamn you can only be beat by hands you're a 3 to 1, 5 to 1, 12 to 1 favorite against so many times in a row before you start to think probability is something god created during his college days to make milk come out of his roomate's nose

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what if nigger meant kite

The laws of chance are under severe strain in your vicinity.

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What others say about boorite!

They did that on Star Trek.

ivytheplantwhich is ironic because i also happen to have been fitted for a visor lately. i put mine on the top of my head like a headband, so that god thinks i'm watching him and won't break into my house while i'm away on vacation

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what if nigger meant kite

Hey, that could be your schtick. Like the dude with the funky lizard glasses, and Hellmouth with his stupid Bose headphones and sunglasses. You dress like Geordi LaForge, with the Star Trek uniform and visor. You could even paint yourself black. And make Star Trek references non stop while you play. You might drive everyone nuts and they'll just quit the tournaments.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Forfeit is still a win.

I am going to be out of the picture for a few days come monday, as my roommate's internet will transfer to his new residence and I will need to set up my own. I might be able to get on at work and sometimes I can pick up my neighbor's wireless network, but don't hold your breath waiting for me to show.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

Don't worry.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Seriously though, where do you live? I've got a 1,500 mile CAT5 cable. If you're west of the Mississippi we're golden.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billingsI'm in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere, Virginia. A miserable little county named Gloucester, which is about halfway between Richmond and Virginia Beach. It sucks, but it's a sight better than any of the cities in this god-forsaken state.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.