Promotion by Beeko180 7-05-09

GUESS WHAT, I JUST GOT PROMOTED!!!!! Wow! This is more exciting than the time we read books about obesity in front of fat people in the local library! Obesity... A medical condition in which body fat is stored to the extent that it may have a bad effect on health, reducing life expectancy.

Relationships

Honey, when I said you needed to change, this isn't what I had in mind.

by Beeko180, 7-06-09

Upsetting by Beeko180 7-07-09

Sometimes you really upset me. Oh cry me a river! Can it have a bridge? Shut up and stop mocking me.

Dealing with Emotions by Beeko180 7-07-09

Daddy, why did farmer Billy strangle his wife to death with a rope and dump her body in a ditch? Well, everybody has ways of dealing with their emotions son. Like that guy down the road who starts singing when he gets excited... ♫ JOY TO THE WORLD, I'M GETTING LAID! ♫ ....

Hippie Logic by Beeko180 7-09-09

I've thought this over and it sounds funny, but if smokers produce a large amount of gases that go up into the ozone layer, and Hippies are trying to save the earth... Why do they smoke pot? That's not funny, it's just ironic.

[Click to view comic: 'Dat's how Pops Says it']

[Click to view comic: 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T']

[Click to view comic: 'Detective Clueless and the Diamond Heist']

Also, due to me fogetting to make one episode of the Friday Night Blockbuster series, I've cancelled it, here are the final two episodes:

[Click to view comic: 'Friday Night Blockbuster']

[Click to view comic: 'Friday Night Blockbuster- Series Cancelled']

And a mini series:

Door Troll

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FTC: 146 by Beeko180 7-11-09

I brought you here Son to learn a lesson on how to treat a woman. How is a morgue going to teach me on how to treat a woman? Well you treat a woman with respect and kindness. But why are we in a morgue? To show you what you're better off being when you're married.

Mirror-age by Beeko180 7-11-09

I dare you to say "I do" in the mirror. Deal. I do. You may kiss the bride!

Names and Insults by Beeko180 7-11-09

Hey Neal, Is there a name for a guy who's a complete tool? Like a real name? Like George for eample? Yeah, is there a name for a guy who is a complete tool? I know a guy called Timothy, he's a complete tool. Thanks for the help Timothy!

The Fabulous Detective Jones! by Beeko180 7-12-09

DETECTIVE, SOMEONE STOLE MY PURSE!!!!! Haven't you found it yet? I'm busy. You're the biggest jackass I've ever met. Then my work here is done...

Silent Fridays by Beeko180 7-12-09

It was always quiet on Fridays... Perhaps a little too quiet...

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First off:

Season 3 of Black Ice is finished, I won't bother posting all 20 episodes of the season, so I'll just post the link to the set which contains all the Black Ice comics:

Black Ice

And last are the RCL comics:

Active Volcanoes by Beeko180 7-13-09

You know, I discovered something quite remarkable the other day... Oh? Yeah, remember that volcano that errupted a few years back, it was active for like two years, having minor erruptions every so often until it finally errupted? Yeah, what about it? It was constipated.

What held the Beatles back by Beeko180 7-13-09

♫ When I find myself in times of trouble, mother mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom. Let it be. ♫ ♫ And in my hour of darkness she is standing, right in front of me, speaking words of wisdom. Let it be. ♫ ♫ Stick a finger in her slot and call it macaroni ♫ Why do all your songs have to end like that?

Troubles in the Morning (True Story) by Beeko180 7-14-09

So our family car wouldn't start this morning. Seems the RACQ was one nut short.

Height by Beeko180 7-14-09

You remember that really tall basketball player? I'm not sure, which one do you mean? You know the one who went insane after finding out that farrah faucett hadn't drunk an everlasting youth potion, and shot 50 people in a local primary school? Yeah, what about him? He was a NUT too short.

Life's Philosophy by Beeko180 7-12-09

My Sensei used to say that "Life only comes in three flavours.... Life's Treat, Life's Bitch and Life Itself. Now I scrape the remains of that bullshit off the deep fryer at work.

Also there is a new series I've been working on. It's similar to Roger and Neal, meaning it just helps me get rid of some comic ideas. Sort of an RCL series. Here's the link:

Flying Fables

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Haven't posted in a while, here's the latest:

Awkward Conversations to Walk in on

Kids? 60.

by Beeko180, 7-15-09

Ideas by Beeko180 7-15-09

But what if I don't like that idea? Well, we'll just combine what you don't like with what you do like. But what if I don't like that idea??? We'll just combine them again. But what if I don't- SHUT UP YOU STUPID PRICK!!!!!!!

Of course it Would by Beeko180 7-15-09

My niece is having a birthday this weekend, and I don't know what to get her. Can I ask you a question? Sure, ask away. Ok, imagine you were a 15 year old girl, what would you want for your birthday party. ARE YOU ASKING ME TO IMAGINE MYSELF WITH BOOBS?! It would be an improvement.

Accuracy by Beeko180 7-16-09

I SHOOTS YOU!!!!! Yeah, it's called a target.

Relationship Logic by Beeko180 7-16-09

Am I doomed to be alone forever? Nah. Really? Just until you're dead.

[Click to view comic: 'Police-Sketch Art']

[Click to view comic: 'Mistakes Can Be Funny']

[Click to view comic: 'Tribute']

[Click to view comic: 'Divorce']

[Click to view comic: 'The Coffee Shack']

[Click to view comic: 'Art Comic']

[Click to view comic: 'Spider-Baby']

[Click to view comic: 'Harry Potter Parody']

[Click to view comic: 'Harry Potter Parody- (2)']

[Click to view comic: 'Harry Potter Parody- (3)']

[Click to view comic: 'Great Grating (True Story)']

[Click to view comic: 'Neighbours']

[Click to view comic: 'Drawing Inspiration']

[Click to view comic: 'It's a Zombie-cation']

[Click to view comic: 'Contradiction Comic']

[Click to view comic: 'Captain Obvious!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'Captain Obvious!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'Captain Obvious!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'Captain Obvious!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'Weird Conversations (True Story)']

[Click to view comic: 'Captain Obvious!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'Insults, The God of Cruelty']

[Click to view comic: 'He's an Idiot']

[Click to view comic: 'Gameyard']

[Click to view comic: 'Logically Challenging']

[Click to view comic: 'CC: 430']

[Click to view comic: 'Point of No Return']

[Click to view comic: 'Young Love']

[Click to view comic: 'Family Chat']

[Click to view comic: 'Stickman Standup: LIVE']

[Click to view comic: 'Public Holidays']

[Click to view comic: 'Think a Little, Drink a Little']

[Click to view comic: 'Logically Logical']

[Click to view comic: 'Issues']

[Click to view comic: 'The Problem (1)']

[Click to view comic: 'The Problem (2)']

[Click to view comic: 'We're out of Milk']

[Click to view comic: 'The Box']

[Click to view comic: 'Rock Star']

[Click to view comic: 'Big Star']

[Click to view comic: 'Hide and Seek Again']

[Click to view comic: 'A Series of Unfortunate Events- Slow-Mo']

[Click to view comic: 'Tips']

[Click to view comic: 'Excuses That Never Work']

[Click to view comic: 'I had a Dream, No seriously.']

[Click to view comic: 'Inspired By My Dream']

[Click to view comic: 'The Government's Aid']

[Click to view comic: 'The Government's Bribe']

[Click to view comic: 'Cafe Employee']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Joke Jailbreak- Criminal A']

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Joke Jailbreak- Criminal B']

[Click to view comic: 'Blindfolded']

[Click to view comic: 'Die Without a Cause']

[Click to view comic: 'Makes Sense']

[Click to view comic: 'Mocking Philosophy']

[Click to view comic: 'Dear God!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'Crazy guy']

[Click to view comic: 'Dancing with the Stars']

[Click to view comic: 'First Aid Kit-ty']

Season 4 of Black Ice is in progress. I'll post it when it's finished.....

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Again, I haven't been on much lately, here are the most recent comics:

The Title Was Too Long so I gave it another one twice as.... by Beeko180 9-09-09

Krillan. I think I know how to stop the Demon-boys once and for all. I will use you to pose as a decoy, leaving me to jump on them unexpectedly, it's a brilliant plan! In fact, for once in my life I feel smart Your decoy was a mirror???

Crazy Sayings by Beeko180 9-09-09

I think flu shots are needles filled with seditives so that you glow in the dark. What the hell drew itself through your skull today? Lonliness...

Bin Hoggers by Beeko180 9-09-09

Who invented the bin anyway? I don't know, better yet, WHY did they invent the bin? So they could dish out food to poor people? Maybe so they could dish out you.

SUPER ZING! by Beeko180 9-09-09

My friend thinks I'm an arse. No wonder. Why? You smell like one.

He Should get Promoted!!! by Beeko180 9-09-09

That poor soul... Burn the remains.

[Click to view comic: 'Meeting the New Folks']

[Click to view comic: 'News-Week']

[Click to view comic: 'Packages']

[Click to view comic: 'That's why I wait...']

[Click to view comic: 'I'll title this later']

[Click to view comic: 'Stupid Poem...']

[Click to view comic: 'Boiling Self E"steam"']

[Click to view comic: 'Why I wait longer...']

[Click to view comic: 'Uh oh.']

[Click to view comic: 'Scary Insurance-Network Employee']

[Click to view comic: 'Music']

[Click to view comic: 'What Distracts a cow in the Slaughter House']

[Click to view comic: 'Special Effects']

[Click to view comic: 'Secret Recipe']

[Click to view comic: 'Pets']

[Click to view comic: 'Dog Troubles']

[Click to view comic: 'It's a Comic, go figure...']

[Click to view comic: 'Barry the Talking Goat']

[Click to view comic: 'Talking about my generation']

[Click to view comic: 'Comforting News']

[Click to view comic: 'Last Term']

[Click to view comic: 'CC:435']

[Click to view comic: 'Stupid Cow']

[Click to view comic: 'Programmable Radar']

[Click to view comic: 'Poor Ted']

[Click to view comic: 'Miniature Lifestyles']

Also, check out Season 4 of Black Ice, I've put all of season 4 into the new set, I shall provide the link below:

Black Ice- II

I've also updated my profile so that when you click on Black Ice, it will go to the latest set. (but then again, I always do that)

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Your comics, for the most part, suck.  It would take the amount of funny in about 20 of your comics to make up the funny of one single strip of "Drabble."  However, occasionally you have one that's absolutely (accidentally?) brillant, and that was certainly the case this time:

Beeko180

Love that one.  How's that for a backhanded compliment?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Not very insulting seeming I don't give a crap.

More "drabble":

Gassy Meadows by Beeko180 10-08-09

I'm sorry but you can't frolic in the meadows. Why not? Because there has been a mass evacuation of this vicinity. Why so? Someone let out a stinker a while back and ever since then, the environment hasn't coped well.

"Happy" Days by Beeko180 10-08-09

What's up Donald? I just can't do it Bugs. Sure you can Donald! All you have to do is go with the flow. But I really like this boy. He's cute and funny and he has the most adorable pimple on his...

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First of all, an announcement:

Return of the Beak! by Beeko180 11-25-09

I'm back after a very long break, here's an opening... I think I found religion. Is that the same as finding what you're good at? Because I can totally guess what that is. No I mean religion, as in a subject based on a god who says what's good or bad and judges you as to wether you go to heaven or hell, or something along those lines. What's the religion? Have you ever seen the movie Die Hard'? Yes, but this time can you land on the mattress when you jump off?

And last of all: Continuing with comics

Rules Apply by Beeko180 11-24-09

People people, step up and see the most amazing piece of trash this country will ever see in a lifetime! Must you keep calling me that? Gee, well I suppose as long as you keep wearing that there platypus tail I suppose I have no choice. For the last time it's not a platypus tail. It's a tie. So we BOTH win!

Oh No, It's the Fuzz!!! by Beeko180 11-24-09

I think that the working class person should be aloud to have less work and more play. But isn't the working class person an adult. Who said drugging isn't an option. Fuck.