Skirting the Truth by ragu4u 11-13-09

Are you sure that you can, safely, make my wings smaller? No prob, get in. Moments Later... So how do they look, doc? Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Go ahead...I can take it. The good news is...your wings ARE smaller. The bad news is...your sword didn't make it.

Raising a Stink by ragu4u 11-13-09

Mon ami, zay say you have found ze water on ze moon. Oui? Affirmative, Pierre. But only enough for ze bath. Oui? Maybe so, but you're French. How would you know?

Know Thy Enemy by ragu4u 11-14-09

A Witch, you say? Balderdash! Remove yourself from my estate or I'll have you... Egads! ...or you'll have me, WHAT?

Sol Liebowitz "Talent Scout" by ragu4u 11-14-09

Going for the "Jesus" look, huh? I was thinking more like, Barry Gibb. You know..."Live...live...live..live...staying alive...staying alive." Leave yer number.

Get Thee Behind Me.... by ragu4u 11-14-09

Get your ass moving old man or we'll never get into heaven. Obviously, you didn't recognize me. Oh snap...I'm sorry Santa. I do hope he packed for warm weather.

The Medium At Large by ragu4u 11-14-09

Sure, mister, I'd be glad to read your palm. OK...Let's sit down over here, then. Naw...you can just mail it to me sometime.   ?

The Odder Couple

Jesus H. Oden, woman. Cover your mouth! Buuuurp!

by ragu4u, 11-14-09

An Awkward Moment

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. uh...I mean your feet. I mean your ears. I mean.... Just get on with it.

by ragu4u, 11-14-09

Bird Brain by ragu4u 11-15-09

C'mon baby, why not? Control yourself would you? You know what they say..."Birds of a feather fuck together." That's FLOCK, you lliterate, moron. Rub my pecker, then? Why me?

Last Call by ragu4u 11-15-09

At Closing Time... I live with a room mate but you seem like a nice guy. OK..Come to my place for a night cap. Ooh baby...I'm in. Next Morning... He left me this note saying, "Thanks for the sex. Catch ya on the rebound, bitch." Why do you insist upon hooking up with these fly by night bums?

Uniform of the Day

At the Army Recruiter No...our daily uniform has no vest. Cargo pants will do.

by ragu4u, 11-15-09

Apathy of the 3rd Kind by ragu4u 11-15-09

He said he'd take over my body. He was green & had a claw comin out his head & a bunch a noodles fer a nose. Uh huh. Go on...what else. Why won't you look at me? You don't seem to believe me, officer. You been hittin the moonshine, old timer? Actually, moonshine is what causes this claw to form on my head. Oh you gonna have a claw on yer head alright...the business end of a claw hammer, that is.

Asked & Answered

You never talk anymore. Why? I just don't give a hoot.

by ragu4u, 11-15-09

How "Donkey Kong" Got It's Name

What do you wanna call it? I dunno. What do YOU wanna call it?

by ragu4u, 11-16-09

randomcomic layout gut is the only person whos comics matter

Ass To Mouth by ragu4u 11-16-09

Sadly for you, that fella with no mouth had his temp taken first.

Mental Lapse by ragu4u 11-16-09

Let's see if I can borrow a cup of sugar, here. Yeah...whadya want? Uh...Can I borrow...um...2 cups of... hair?

Tis the Season by ragu4u 11-17-09

Hi. I'm collecting Toys for Tots. Care to share? Hmm...you do have some nice items in there. Sure, come in while I gather some toys for you. One Hour Later... Not only did he get my Rolex and Plasma TV, he refused to give me a tax receipt. Some nerve, huh?

ragu4u

i like that one, the rest can fuck off.

A Date With Karl Childers

Karl, must you always order mustard & bisquits for dinner? Uhm-hmm. Or french fries, I reckon. Uhm-hmm

by ragu4u, 11-17-09

Nightmare by ragu4u 11-18-09

Crap! How did I get stuck in this waistland?

The First Time Jitters by ragu4u 11-18-09

Hey, what took you so long? I tried to get in but the door was locked. The front was unlocked. I'm sure. The front? You told me you prefer guys who like to come in the back door. You're new at this, aren't ya? So should I go back outside and use the front door?

Street Smart by ragu4u 11-18-09

OK ladies, who can finish this ditty? "Oh sing me a song, a good song of the sea. Weigh hay and...". I dunno. Me neither. That's to difficult. Oh, Oh! "BLOW THE MAN DOWN"! "BLOW THE MAN DOWN"! It took a seaman expert!

The Plot Clots by ragu4u 11-19-09

So Rahm, I hear it will take our learned Senators 34 hours to read their health care bill. That's correct, Mr. President. That means it will take the average citizen forever to read it. And they probably won't understand a word of it, sir. We couldn't have asked for a better scenario, Rahm. I agree sir. You've orchestrated a bill written by dummies for dummies.

Mourning the Loss by ragu4u 11-19-09

Oprah will be quitting her show in 2011. No! Oh my God! Say it ain't so. The void she leaves behind will be a huge black hole. Uh...need I rephrase that? You best be rephrasing that, cracker.