CC142: The Esctacy of Climax and the Agony of Soggy Biscuits by DH-01 9-19-02

... the 'biscuit game'? Sure, I'll play anything with you guys!

I suck.

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CC142: The Esctacy of Climax and the Agony of Soggy Biscuits by DH-01 9-19-02

... the 'biscuit game'? Sure, I'll play anything with you guys!

I suck.

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CC 142 - Party On! by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 9-19-02

Perm , you cant be leaving yet. My chatbots are about to jump through flaming hoops. Sub , i was lured to this party by some letter which promised me "10 free punches to Andy Dougan's face". Clearly thats not going to happen. Well , why not just go sit with the other party guests and we can chat about my uber1337 w3b51t35. Christ , you do actually talk in leetspeak.Do you have any idea how bizarre that sounds in real life? Ive never really contemplated it. Turn on your radio , find static , crank it up to 10 , and turn up the Sub-woofers , and youve got a good idea.

I wish to make an entry , as this has been one of the most popular CC's ever , and as such , i must participate.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

It's sub_m7, naturally. I'm sure he's the type that likes to play the biscuit game just to either lose or see other men in 'action'. Probably both! =D

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Needs more sodomy.

Have fun judging all these entries Gabe! Well, I suppose you must have been prepared for this as you opened this incredibly entertaining can of worms.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

CC 142 ...no title ideas by NeoVid 9-19-02

I advertise my party for weeks straight.... I even take out that full page ad and make that infomercial... And the only one to show up is Andy's maw. You lost. Now eat yer damn biscuit.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

It's sub_m7, naturally. I'm sure he's the type that likes to play the biscuit game just to either lose or see other men in 'action'. Probably both! =D

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I think we're all comicked out... luckily the judging will be soon.

P.S. - Sorry for disappointing people who checked out this thread in the hopes that someone actually posted an entry.

CC 142: My Big Fat Geek Wedding by BigEvilDan 9-21-02

Lara ! I am glad you have come to my party. Now we can get married !!! Back up there, slick. What's this about getting married? In Austria, "www.sub-m7.official.ws" means "Will you marry me? If you want to, say nothing". I'm sorry, sub_m7. If you have to trick me in to marrying you, it's not really meaningful. Plus, you're a dork. I think I'll go home now. I understood what you meant... What the hell. It's not like I was going to touch a boobie anyway.

My apologies to wirthling.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC142 – Par-Tay! Entry 1: Practise Makes Perfect by Shadow_Artist 9-22-02

What are you looking for dear? A pack of digestive biscuits. I’ll need them for my non web-based party. But sunflower, your party isn’t for another week yet. I know, but I want to get some practise in before then.

CC142 – Par-Tay! Entry 2: Age AND Beauty by Shadow_Artist 9-22-02

…if you’re not doing anything later on, I’d be glad to show you… *Giggle* I’ll get my sewing needle! Hey man, stop chatting up my Grandma! Grandma? Ewwww! Sorry sub_m7, I thought she was your mother.

CC142 – Par-Tay! Entry 3: Fishing for Love by Shadow_Artist 9-22-02

So, what do you think of my party? It's shit. If I were you I'd give up. You're never going to amount to anything. Go and take up fishing or something. Fishing, hey… Later that party... I fail to see what cornholing that chimpanzee has to do with fishing. I go ape every time I hear you squeal…

CC142 – Par-Tay! Entry 4: Party Trick by Shadow_Artist 9-22-02

I don’t get it! This is funny, witty and subtle. Why isn’t anyone responding? Sub_m7. Painting your exposed, erect penis like a Dalmatian dog and hanging a sign from the end with ‘WOOF’ written on it isn’t funny, witty or subtle. Well, that’s YOUR opinion…

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

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CC142 – Par-Tay! Entry 4: Party Trick by Shadow_Artist 9-22-02

I don’t get it! This is funny, witty and subtle. Why isn’t anyone responding? Sub_m7. Painting your exposed, erect penis like a Dalmatian dog and hanging a sign from the end with ‘WOOF’ written on it isn’t funny, witty or subtle. Well, that’s YOUR opinion…

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Sub Snub by kaufman 9-22-02

The Aftermath So he didn't invite me. I'll still get my snacks, drinks, drugs and condoms ... Laat guest left an hour ago ... It's time to hide.. Don't notice me. Don't notice me ... These people really made a mess. See if I invite them again. SCROE! *SLAM*

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Blech. Sorry about being late. I was watching a movie and forgot I had a contest to judge. I was thinking about putting it off until next Sunday in honor of ObiJo, then I decided against it.

I fought the urge to look at these comics until today, as I wanted them all on a level playing field. I've now spent the last 20 minutes or so browsing through all of them. Here's a list of the ones that gave me a good chuckle:

Namgubed Par-tay
dcomposed http://blackpunks.tk
vichyssoisegirl Dance the Night Away
Big Evil Dan Where Everybody Knows Your Name
ObiJo You would cry to if it happened to you
akirajim Wilkommen!
fuzzyman The Hills Are Alive
DexX Bazilla's bad trip...
the_rew Just what sort of party is this anyway?
kaufman Eqwhine
boinky33 Sub_m7's gay ass party 2
evil_d A real live woman!
evil_d Shave and a haircut
deucepm Ah, '80s Nostalgia

That pared it down to a reasonable amount. So I ran through my favorites again. I was still tickled pink by these:

fuzzyman The Hills Are Alive - A glorious homage to the Sound of Music
DexX Bazilla's bad trip... - The beauty of writer's block
deucepm Ah, '80s Nostalgia - Greatest. Song. Ever.

But I have to give the blue ribbon to...

CC142: The Hills Are Alive by fuzzyman 9-16-02

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens! Warm vaseline and a some tight nipple strings! These are a few of my favorite things!

This comic was simple and elegant and almost made me wet my pants giggling the first time I saw it. Well done, Fuzzy.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Agreed.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Holy shit. I didn't think I had a chance.

New contest some time tonight.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

ahh. so there is no award for research after all.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

DAMN IT! I didn't even get an honorable mention! This competition is fixed!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Oh wait, I didn't even submit anything for this competition. Never mind.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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Get it right!

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