ragu4u vs. The "BIG" Guns by ragu4u 1-11-11

Wow! Arbi, dcomposed, choadwarrior, Mandingo...they're all back one right after another. This can't be good. I need to sharpen up my game and get to the point faster. Curses! Run, run as fast as you can. You'll never catch up to the pencil point, man!

Give Till It Hurts by ragu4u 1-11-11

So, you want me to give to "Jerry's Kids", huh? Oh, no no no. What then? "Jerry's Kids" in box. Wanna buy a chunk?

"Healed" or "Feeled"? by ragu4u 1-11-11

Did you hear Father? Benny Hinn is going to lay Zsa Zsa Gabor! I believe he's going to lay 'hands" on Zsa Zsa Gabor. THEN he'll fuck her, right? Yep, that's pretty much what he does!

Anything with my name in it, I approve.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Practice Run by ragu4u 1-12-11

"...able to leap tall buildings with a single bound "...I'm up, up and awaaay!" Ouch! That has to hurt. Not quite enough "UP".

But, Who's Counting? by ragu4u 1-12-11

Taste my "Cat-o-Nine Tails", slave. But THAT'S only a "Cat-o-Six Tails", my lady. Exit, stage left!

In A Pinch!

OUCH! Serves ya right for going in the house!

by ragu4u, 1-12-11

Eatin Out by ragu4u 1-12-11

Where's my fark? You mean a fork. Hey pal, I'm from Missouri and I want my fark! Missouri? How goshe. I should have known. I'll get you your "fark". Hey...never mind. I'll just eat the peas so all I need is a knife. How quaintly midwestern of you.

Brains vs. Brawn by ragu4u 1-12-11

Fighting for money? But I don't wish to harm you. Ha. That'll be the day, you slimy piece o Gumby snot. Bring it. Here! Oooofff! YES! $Ka-Ching$ I wasn't ready. Double or nuthin...OK?

Walking the Talk by ragu4u 1-13-11

Re: Arizona Shootings So what did you get from the speech from Pres. Barry "Cool" Obama, here in Arizona today? He basically said for America to just, "CHILL"! Will you follow your leader like a thoughtless liberal automoton? Well... ...I'm trying.

"In a Pinch" and "Walking the Talk" were brilliant, and a good use of the characters!

Discipline is the Key! by ragu4u 1-14-11

Did you realize that Pope John Paul II will be beatified on May 1st? Why's that, Father Joe? Ain't he beatiful enough? You need a good spanking, young lady, so go get my bullwhip. I better get his hat, chaps & spurs, too.

Guilty Conscience by ragu4u 1-14-11

Cheep!   ?   How would you know?

Hey, it got a laugh at work! by ragu4u 1-14-11

The Child Abuse Relief Banquet So what does a 14 year old Jersey girl say to her dad when she's no longer a virgin? "Roll offa me. Yous crushin my Marlboros." What? Get him off.

Mama Knows Best by ragu4u 1-15-11

I told you not to eat so fast. Now that turkey went straight to your waist line. Aw, Ma!

Working From Home by ragu4u 1-15-11

Brrng....Brrrng! This is just like dating long distance but I gotta stop. Brrng....Brrrng! It's just that the sex is so darned good. C'mon, pick up the phone. My monkey needs spanking to the sound of your voice. Billy...is that you in the basement? Pick up the phone, sis, and start from where ya left off last time, when my big schlong eased up your backside.

In the Pink by ragu4u 1-15-11

I'll eat up this Sheriff Joe Arpaio and spit him out. Quite the tough guy, huh? I'm bad to the bone, ya screw. We'll see. First, put on your prison duds. OK, let's go meet Sheriff Joe, tough guy!

Healthcare Costs by ragu4u 1-16-11

Count Von A-Hole has reported that doctors are amputating Zsa Zsa Gabor's right leg. How awful. But when the bill comes, she'll find out what they try to take next.

Get A Grip!

Starched hankies hurt, don't they?

by ragu4u, 1-16-11

Cutting To the Chase by ragu4u 1-16-11

Do you think I'm in the least bit afraid of your idle threats? No? Ugh! How bout now?

Relentless by ragu4u 1-16-11

It's "Girl Scout Cookie Time"! Wanna buy some? No way. Every year you get less cookies per box and they cost more. You know what happens if you turn me down? I do now!

Employees Point Out Embezzeler! by ragu4u 1-17-11

Hey...No fair!

What Gas Crisis? by ragu4u 1-17-11

So I guess you Amish feel you have the gas crisis pretty much beaten, right? Ya, that vee do, sure ting. In a word, what's the secret? "Beano"! What?

Tha Man...The Myth by ragu4u 1-18-11

2001 Mr. Jobs, your company, "Apple" just keeps growing & growing. Cool, ain't it? But I gotta go. Gotta see my doc today...but I'm not sick, mind you. 2011 Mr. Jobs, you don't look well. You need a sandwich? Nah....I'd just puke it up................but I'm not sick, mind you. The Future Steve Jobs...may he rest in peace. I wasn't sick, mind you!

A Cut Above the Rest by ragu4u 1-18-11

Hello, Village Blacksmith. Oh, a shit disturber, huh? May it never be, kind Smithy. I only need my chastity visor sharpened. You mean somebody actually attempted to stick his "JUNK" in there? On many occasions, kind Smithy. So YOU'RE the bar mitzvah guy, huh?