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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Aren\\\'t these things suppose to be gone?
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5-23-02 6:15pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Here is a time drain.

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5-31-02 9:58pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Where the fuck is that leering bald-headed ox?

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6-07-02 1:51pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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He may have got a life. If so, round up the others and prepare the ceremonial carp.

No one leaves us.

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6-07-02 2:42pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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[Click to view comic: 'Bloody hell']

Does nobody care anymore?

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6-07-02 5:35pm (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

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We kind of gave up after [Click to view comic: 'Why I Hate Comic #50,000']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

6-07-02 5:49pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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yep, I sure fucked it all up.

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6-07-02 7:08pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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I care but what's the point if no one else does?

6-07-02 9:53pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I finally have all the bits and pieces necessary to use my four-track. Despite my almost non-existent guitar skills, my first solo project is going to be a cover of R.E.M.'s It's the End of the World As We Know It.

If I manage to get it right, be assured that the very fabric of timespace will rupture, and life as we know it will abruptly become something else entirely.

Either way, you guys are unlikely to hear it.

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6-08-02 8:19am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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What I want to know is what kind of a welcome home is this? I go away for a week, in the meantime I get honerable mentions, and discussions ensue about t-shirts, a mysterious game master and all kinds of stuff and when I get back no one bats an eye!

And when did kaufman say that?

6-08-02 8:47am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Not true at all... I always develop a nervous tic in my eyelid whenever you're around...

It's even funnier when you read the posting that he is replying to. Ken Kaufman is a magnificent bastard.

...but you knew that.

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6-08-02 8:51am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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And I missed it all... sob.

Well I had 561 points in R* game after coming back... truly exciting. I've released an album in XK and a single and album in EP... And I will reclaim my glory faster than fuzzyman in the PS contests to come!

Anyway I'm back and I have to update my site.

6-08-02 9:02am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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How interesting that I got 1500 without thinking about it...

anyway I've got my pic's stuffed onto my computer from the trip and here's one of the things I saw on the way for your viewing enjoyment.

6-08-02 10:10am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Check out the "It's funny the things you find at random" thread, top of page 9.

Start your reading in the middle of page 8 for the context.

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6-08-02 6:32pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I finally have all the bits and pieces necessary to use my four-track. Despite my almost non-existent guitar skills, my first solo project is going to be a cover of R.E.M.'s It's the End of the World As We Know It.

Fuck you, asshole! I can cover that shit drunk and with one eye closed so that I can see straight to reset the breaker that my amp keeps tripping! And I've done it many times! So we should collaborate. I have a four-track, too, and a groovy new place to put it.

And if you and I don't collaborate, here's what we always did, in case you give a fuck: In those rapid-fire verses, one person sings Stipe's high part and the other sings the same lyrics on the roots of the chords. Make sense? It actually works.

You also switch parts when you get to "time I had some time alone." At first, one person sings "it's the end of the world as we know it" descending, and the other sings the melody. Then the descending person takes the main part so the other can do the "time part," or vice versa. You can make a huge deal of it at the coda. Seriously.

"Stand" is another one where you can switch off parts and keep climbing until the audience throws cabbages at you. That thing is ALL mix and arrangement, a dumb, annoying little song that they somehow made into a magnum opus.

(ducks a cabbage)

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6-10-02 7:59am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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If you have an MP3 sharing utility, see if you can find a version of Stand done by Tony Martin on D-Generation's The Late Show, an Australian sketch comedy TV show in the early nineties. He introduces it with something to the effect of "Michael Stipe... what is he on about? I reckon he could write just about anything..." and proceeds to performit with some alternative lyrics. Very funny gibberish.

I can't remember all of them, but it starts:

Stand on your head in the sink,
Now face west,
Sing the Lord's Prayer while you force a strawb'ry slurpee up your nose.
Set your trousers on fire,
Now face north,
Buy twelve safari suits and wonder why you haven't before.

As for collaboration, we face the sames problems I have with my musical Scottish friend. If we do it on four-track, we have to keep posting the same tape back and forth. If we want to do it digitally, we need to get hold of suitable software, and then we will be shooting huge raw audio files back and forth.

Still... I'm up for it. :)

Oh, and as for parts, I was planning to either do them all myself in mutiple takes or get Bec to do some high stuff (she sings too - very pretty soprano, clear as a bell when she's been practicing).

My main problem is that, while I am reasonably good on piano/keyboard and have basic guitar skills, I have no piano, but have a guitar.

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6-10-02 9:19am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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There are lyrics to "Stand?" I thought it was all mix.

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6-10-02 9:53am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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And of course there are also Weird Al's Lyrics.

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6-10-02 9:56am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Speaking as a person who hates Weird Al very much, I still like those lyrics. His other best is "My Bologna." Somehow, Weird Al shines when it comes to lunchmeat.

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6-10-02 10:02am (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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Were all of Wierd Al Yankovic's songs parodies? Being the young kid I am, I'm noyl aware of him doing "Eat it" and "Fat", both classic songs with great videos.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

6-10-02 12:35pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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It's ok Bazilla, I think it's still 1987 as far as Wales in concerned.

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6-11-02 7:48am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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watch this suckaaa

http://www.thepentiums.com/

6-11-02 8:45am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Damn virus had me down. But a MS buddy got me a cheap XP Pro and I'm up but I can no longer shop happily. This is going to take some getting used to.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

6-13-02 8:32pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Hmmm, Audiogalaxy is down. This means I can no longer download Brad Sucks Mp3s for "copyright reasons".

6-18-02 2:08am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Where is the bald coot?

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6-18-02 6:48am (new)
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