They set me up the bomb.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Code of the Geeks v3.12
http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html

GMU/GO d- s: a--- C+++ U-- P+L E? W+++ N+ o+++ @ K-? w+ O+ M-- !V PS>@ PE@ Y+> PGP?@ t++@ 5-- X+> R> tv+ b+++ DI+ D++@ G e-> h! !r> z

Geek code is, in my experience, used only by geeks who would stand on street corners nd bellow "I'M A GEEEEEK!" at the sky, if only they weren't so terrified of leaving the house.

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Will this damned thread ever DIE?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It would if you'd stop posting in it, Einstein.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

... he wrote on the 62nd page of the firiggin' I Am a Colossal Geek thread.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Ok, you have done the right thing, your account is cancelled.

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I love the songs of dead Italian opera singers, and know every detail about them.

I am a Caruso geek.

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They must be geniuses if they think cancelling is the right thing to do.

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"If everyone loves winners, I'm freakin' irresistable!"

It's not going away. Ever.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Is there a handy way to lose weight and get fit that doesn't require me to change my diet, exercise, or step away from my PC for longer than it takes to eat, use the toilet, and watch the occasional TV show?

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Got a saw handy?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Silly me - I forgot to mention that "not cutting bits off myself" is also a high priority.

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Big news: Apparently Frank Beard has grown a beard.

...and the late Leo "Rumpole" McKern was an Aussie!

I never knew!

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This thread's been dead too long. Therefore I offer:

Proving I may not be the colossally geekiest, but I have the most colossally dead technology (see also "Look at my 8-inch disk" photo).

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I think I can see up your skirt.

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I think I can see up your skirt.

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....colossally dead technology....

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Gabe sez:

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I think I can see up your skirt.

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I like your glasses. Are those perscription or decorative ones?

>>I think I can see up your skirt.

nice trick, as I'm wearing shorts in that photo.

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Those were still in heavy use at SNCC (remember SNCC?) when I was a Computer Science major (remember the 15 minutes when I was a Computer Science major?).

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yes; barely. They were still using "class cards" at registration in 1988, and possibly beyond. Then they went to phone registration.

I always thought they were more for the university/ office market rather than the home user.

And Nate, thanks for the compliment. They are in fact prescription glasses, made from a pair of my mom's old vintage sunglasses. I get -lots- of comments on them (including the one here about Dame Edna, thanks a lot!)
because they're so shiny and different.

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Dad was flammable

Great punchline!

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I am a colossal geek, therefore I think sites like this are cool:

http://www.obsoletecomputermuseum.org

http://www.old-computers.com

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.