Adding to the hilarity of working on a campus, I received this gem in an incident report:

"Chris came into the room and got a water Bottle Out of the Frizer and He needed it to Be Broke up so Then He went over to the window and Dectied to Hit it on the window."

Before anyone makes a Wyoming joke, this guy is from Missouri.

That made me think of my favorite TV quote from a public access show many years ago:

"I axed him to leave an' he wouldn't leave an' then he putted me on fire"

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Hahaha, get a brain, MORANS!

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ivytheplant

You know first hand we're not all that retarded. Just anyone who lives between KC and St. Louis.

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ivytheplant

Ahh, I was going to make like a Malaysia joke, or maybe Borneo. That is terrible.

One time I got my Meat out of may pnats and Dectied to Hit it aginsat the window

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attitudechicka

He's from Willow Springs, if that helps.

If you'd like to read this interview that I just did with myself, go HERE.

If you don't, then this will happen:

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awesome.

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damn those birds and their getting hurt in space!

*shakes fist*

Some random girl who added me on MSN via myspace told me she walked down my street screaming my name last night.

I've never had a stalker before!

... Hold me

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The_young_scotshe's more than a stalker, she's your number 1 fan

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Michale Vick entered his guilty plea, and the owner of the Falcons just told the press that it wasn't in the long-term interests of the team and the NFL to cut Vick from the roster.

Now I have another reason to hate American football, besides the fact that half the people who play it half IQ's lower than their shoe size and the fact that if I want to watch big men beat the shit out of each other I could just change the channel to Wrestling.

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HCRoyall

You mean if you want to watch big men fuck the shit out of each other...

Oh wait, you meant wrestling, not wrestling.

Carry on.

HCRoyallwhat pisses me off is all these fuckers saying "he realizes he's made a mistake and i just hope he can move on with his life" or "he's trying to turn his life around and i wish him the best."

fuck that noise. he brutally killed a bunch of dogs by hanging, drowning, and electrocution. i don't give a FUCK what he realizes or if he is all of a sudden trying to turn his life around now that he's been caught. to me it's as asinine as hearing someone say "he butchered those kids but he realizes he made a mistake and i hope he can move on with his life." too late, fucktard. he's beyond redemption in my book. i hope he gets gangraped in prison like the heartless wannabe O.G. he is

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I hope he gets drowned, electrocuted, and hanged.

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w0rd. instead he'll be back in the NFL within 5 years i bet. hope i'm wrong

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mandingoI'm waiting for the Falcons' defensive line to just part like the Red Sea once the ball is hiked and let the other team have their way with Vick.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I am currently downloading the beta for The Settlers: Rise of an Empire. Having just played the demo for three hours straight, I thought I would come by and bid you all adieu.

Don't cry for me, Stripcreator!

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mandingo

If not, he can always join his pal Ricky Williams in the CFL!

Vick will be cut from the Falcons' roster as sure as sunrise. The reason they haven't done it yet is that keeping him on, on paper, is the only way they can go after $22 million worth of signing bonuses they paid him. The franchise needs that money back or else a lot of people's careers basically go into the toilet.

The Falcons want no part of Michael Vick. They just need some of that $22 mil back. As it is, they've pinned much of their hopes on one guy who turned out to be a criminal, and they are taking a huge beating on it. The fortunes of many human beings were riding on Vick's shoulders. That's what they paid him all that money for. And he screwed them all.

Vick won't play in the NFL again. Imagine trying to sell Vick jerseys. He will never get another dollar of endorsement money because no corporation will touch him again, ever. No player or manager will trust him or stand behind him after he singlehandedly tanked the Falcons. No one who matters will forget this in Vick's lifetime-- not one player, manager, sponsor, or fan. Don't anyone worry. Vick is hosed.

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i agree. but i bet Vick jerseys will become ridicously popular with certain segments of 'urban' culture as criminal worship seems to be a way of life for some of those 'people'.

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AngryAmerican

I imagine you're right. I think it's a good thing. Makes it easy to tell who's a scumbag.

What do you call someone who wears a Michael Vick jersey? "The suspect."

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From IMDb:

Animal Rights Activists Bark at Foxx Over Dogfigthing Comments

Animal rights activists have lashed out at Oscar winner Jamie Foxx after he spoke out in defense of dog fighting ring leader Michael Vick on TV. The American football star has admitted to funding a dogfighting operation as part of a plea agreement to lighten a possible prison sentence. The disgraced Atlanta Falcons quarterback has also revealed that "collective efforts" by him and two others caused the deaths of at least six dogs. News of Vick's plea agreement, which he will officially file in a Virginia court on Monday came a day after Miami Vice star Foxx's ill-advised comments about the controversy. The actor told U.S. TV news show Access Hollywood, "It's a cultural thing... I used to see dogs fighting in the neighborhood all the time... Mike probably just didn't read his handbook on what not to do as a black star. I know that cruelty to animals is bad, but sometimes people shoot people and kill people and don't get time... I give Mike the benefit of the doubt." Foxx's comments have enraged People for The Ethical Treatment of Animals president Ingrid Newkirk, who has blasted the actor for attempting to justify Vick's sordid secret life. She fumes, "It is cheap and dirty and wrong to call this a cultural thing, unless Foxx believes that cruelty is a black thing - when it isn't. It may be his thing, but it is not a black thing." Vick, who was bombarded by animal right protestors when he arrived in court on Friday, faces 12 to 18 months in prison for his part in the illegal dogfighting ring.

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HCRoyall

I want to hate football so badly I can taste it.  The players are criminals and scumbags.  The league is so arrogant, it's staggering.  Yet every year, I tune in.  Why?  I don't know.  I don't know what draws me to football.  If I was ranking my favorite sports, I'd probably put it at 4 or 5.  Yet I could probably divorce myself from baseball (2), soccer (3), and tennis (4 or 5) easier than football.  It's bizarre and I have no answer for it.  But I guarantee on more than one Sunday afternoon this fall, I'll be screaming obscenities at some referee who blew an obvious call.  And I just can't help myself.

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I has a flavor!