I love American football as much as Europeans love going to the stadium and ganging up on lone soccer fans and kicking the shit out of them until the police hit everyone with sticks.

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bipedunfortunately defending Vick IS turning into a race issue as just about every black announcer i've seen on ESPN seems to be doing so. then there's the NAACP backing Vick saying he's been the victim of negative press and that he should be allowed back in the NFL, further proving that the NAACP's opinion should be taken about as seriously as the Klan's. there's a good chunk of the black community that needs to learn not to automatically defend black celebrities that get into trouble

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I has teh intranets again!!1!!

My friend Phil came over last night to help me with my router issues, and all he did was hook up the router and the damn thing fixed itself before he even started working.

I hate technology sometimes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

We call it FM (Fucking Magic).

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What others say about boorite!

Ever want to blow Aunt Bee's head off with a shotgun?  Me, too!

PORFLE VS. AUNT BEE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

On Tuesday, we're going to start towing unregistered vehicles from the campus housing lot. There's going to be a lot of unhappy students in my office that day. I am so looking forward to that because I can take my pent-up frustration over the neighbors parking up our lot out on the students. I get to tell them "tough shit, fuckhead."

Besides, the whiny little bastards have had two months and repeated notices plastered everywhere to tell them to do it. We've even been ticketing the bastards.

Mwah ha ha ha haaa!

bipedoh, Andy.

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mandingooh, Andy.

Luckily, the one bullet in Barney Fife's pocket turned out to be silver.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Hey, no fair.  Here I go to all this trouble to devise a horrible death for Aunt Bee, and you have to come up with a possible solution.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

He could be wearing a silver bulletproof vest

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Or a silver silver bulletproof vest.

Or Aunt Bee, figuring that she was a better shot than Barney, could grab the gun and fire, little realizing that it had rusted up from lack of use, and it would blow up in her hand.  This, plus the blood gushing from her stump, would just make the Wolf Man more agitated and he would tear her apart.  A news crew from Mt. Pilot would capture the grisly scene on film and replay it over and over in slow motion.  The next day, the Wolf Man would be the guest of honor in the Mayberry Founders Day parade, but they would have to have it at night so he could still be the Wolf Man.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And then he sold the movie rights to the SciFi channel for one of their "original" movies, thus finally making good on their promise to show something that isn't wrestling.

biped

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I was kind of hoping she'd get it in a shower scene.

i pooped in an ice cream container once.

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Kill Whitey.

biped

With Jerry Mathers as "The Beaver!"

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I had to turn someone in for child pornography. It also included child rape porn and child bestiality porn.

Look, if you're going to download skeads of child porn, don't fucking turn on file sharing across the network! Morons.

Kaenash goes to that school?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

It does kind of look like that guy is fucking the horse...

That's the university's logo. They just fuck horses themselves. I work for the tech college which is apparently filled people who want horses to rape children.

Slight difference. 

ivytheplant

I saw a story like this on FoxNews (I caption it, I have to research it). Is this the Tony Guerra guy?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

I saw a story like this on FoxNews (I caption it, I have to research it). Is this the Tony Guerra guy?

No, never mind, that Guerra guy was working for Disney in Florida.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's true that Dave Foley always made the hottest "woman" on Kids in the Hall.  Especially in the "Kangaroo on My Balcony" skit.

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