*sigh*
1. You know the way punchlines usually come last? Well, this time it comes in the first panel.
2. Some kind of weird place to have a, say, hockey game.
This is what happens when you skip school, buddy boy, your brain shrinks to the size of a pea. Next thing you'll be forgetting to wear pants. And then you'll wind up in a library with Boorite. With no pants.
That help?
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Please replace the handset, and try again.