I guess I haven't given up hope yet. Also, I like rating them bad.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks Kitty. :)

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I guess I haven't given up hope yet.

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Yeah. One of these days out of fairness, I just might make a comic that extolls the virtues of the Bush administration and neocons in general. Don't hold your breath though.

Any specific reason why you are rating them bad, or are you just doing it out of spite? Either way, I don't care...I'm just curious. You've got your opinion, I've got mine.

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I don't know where you got the impression I don't like these because they blast the Bush folks. I don't like them because they're not funny. I don't like the Bushies any more than you do, but at least when I lambast them it's amusing.

Any specific reason why you are rating them bad, or are you just doing it out of spite?

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As above... I like rating them bad becaue they're not funny. I was hoping maybe a sort of stimulus-response thing would make y'all make funnier comics.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'm not going to bother with the rest of your post, because like I said before, it's your opinion. However...

I'd like to see proof of this.

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Given my distaste for political comics, I doubt I have any. This is the closest thing I could find in under a minute:

WAD by not_Scyess 10-28-05

Meanwhile, somewhere in Iraq... What happened? Are the men okay? It looks like the men and the equipment are just fine, but every single one of our donkeys has been completely obliterated! A few days later, Washington, DC We've found the problem, sir. It seems Saddam Hussein was hoarding weapons of ass destruction. I can totally spin this.

You're welcome to look through my remaining 236 comics to find more.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/not_Scyess/

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

See, now this is what I don't understand. You just stated that you don't like political comics, so (once again) why are you bothering with this thread? It's akin to saying you hate Britney Spears, yet buying her CDs and going to her concerts. It just doesn't make sense. And please, just leave the "stimulus-response" and "I keep hoping they'll get better" stuff alone. I'm not a mind reader, so I don't know what makes a comic funny to you.

The comic is ok. Certainly not the ultra-amusing political lambasting you projected in your earlier post though.

To be brutally honest, I'm sick of seeing these pathetic "my comics are better than yours" pissing contests of yours while you gangsta lean on the couch playing Monday Morning Quarterback. I'm also tired of being nice, so I'm calling you out, Mr. Critic:

Why don't you hop on the horse and show us how it's done? At least dcom had the balls to ante up after providing an opinion earlier in this thread.

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Of mine? You're the one who challenged me to make a better comic.

See?

If you want to see how it's done, I'll repeat my earlier invitation:

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You're welcome to look through my remaining 236 comics to find more.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/not_Scyess/

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That's right...I challenged you after you said this: I don't like the Bushies any more than you do, but at least when I lambast them it's amusing.

quote:

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See?

If you want to see how it's done, I'll repeat my earlier invitation:

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You're welcome to look through my remaining 236 comics to find more.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/not_Scyess/

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It's all fine and good to post a link to your regular comics, but this thread is called "Desert Island Commentary". Maybe you should start your own thread instead of hijacking this one.

Maybe I should be more direct, since you're not getting it...I challenge you to make a better [u]DIC[/u] comic.

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DIC: Always Low Prices

Walmart has some special plans for Black History Month next month. The original King Kong DVD will be on sale for only $9.99!

by niteowl, 1-06-06

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DIC: Pretty and Witty and Gay

Genetic tags for homosexuality found. Baptists make a 180 and say abortion is cool, but only gay babies.

by HCRoyall, 1-06-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Desert Island Commentary

I could have sworn this woman's baby crapped itself today on the bus. But then I remembered that golden rule of thumb: The city bus will always smell like ripe babyshit.

by cpausti, 1-12-06

Desert Island Commentary

Blowing kisses is retarded. Girls need to think up a way to blow sex. Then, when they think they're geniuses, I'll come from behind and air rape them.

by cpausti, 1-12-06

Desert Island Commentary

Today I saw the headline, "U.S. expects more violence across Iraq." Yahoo! News has always been known for it's brilliant insight.

by cpausti, 1-12-06

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

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Desert Island Commentary

Blowing kisses is retarded. Girls need to think up a way to blow sex. Then, when they think they're geniuses, I'll come from behind and air rape them.

by cpausti, 1-12-06

Desert Island Commentary

Today I saw the headline, "U.S. expects more violence across Iraq." Yahoo! News has always been known for it's brilliant insight.

by cpausti, 1-12-06

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Ha!
Especially the blowing kisses one.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

DIC: Uh Oh

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by niteowl, 1-13-06

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DIC: Anacomical info

Every smartass has a wisecrack.

by lukket, 1-15-06

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Desert Island Commentary by HCRoyall 2-10-09

Ahmadinejad says Iran is the biggest victim of terrorism. Did I fucking miss something in the last ten years?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.