ivy you rule i'm drunk

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Boorite and I will be in school til roughly May 5. Spring break is March 13-17. So, unless something is spring break or after May 5, we're out.

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correction:
http://www.mvor.org sorry bout that.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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If anyone is interested, let me know. If someone makes plans with me, I'll make this a definite plan, otherwise I won't feel so bad if I have to cancel.

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I loves me some spelunking. You know what I mean.

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http://www.club69norules.com/

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Those are the biggest dorks on the internet next to the sweater lady. However, caves are a good time.

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You've got a lot of room to be judging, don't you?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My comments are all in good fun at all times. Sheathe those claws, lady. Mrrow hiss!

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Good ol' Rev.

Hello.

Can we just fucking do this already?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I'm not going if the Rev goes, not just because he looks like a loser, but I bet he's just as big of a moron in real life.

If crabby's there, can we gag him?

I'm drawing up blueprints for my next invasion, and wiring up my exploding shoes.

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Dad was flammable

Everytime he talks, we can all yell "Banned."

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

This sexual tension is spiraling out of control.

Fuckerbitchcockassshitcuntdouchetwatpoopdick.

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I think crabby would actually MAKE Stripperfest.

imho.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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I think crabby would actually MAKE Stripperfest.

imho.

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And bind him and whip him and tar & feather him?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I see how it is.

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Boorite and I will be in school til roughly May 5. Spring break is March 13-17. So, unless something is spring break or after May 5, we're out.

Jes, any chance we could entice you and Kajun out here for a fun-filled visit of the American west?

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I will start sorting out dates to come over but it'll be well after May - I'm thinking late June or possibly early September. Definite points of call are Chicago and St. Lois, and possibly one or other places along the way. Denver and the Mid-West is possible.

Gotta run.

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So update: Boorite and I are spending spring break taking a fabulous field trip with the geology department to New Mexico. He's hoping we'll get to stop in Roswell, I'm hoping for Alamogordo.

So, unless it's after school is over, we're out. Of course, I'm going to attempt to take classes this summer, so that might cut things a bit. We'll see.

Jes, the Midwest is okay and all, but they don't have a giant pyramid out in the middle of nowhere, Carhenge, or the Giant Lincoln Head. You can stay in the guest house. That way we won't drive you nuts with our noisy sex. ;)

The invitation extends to other fabulous strippers, of course. I just enjoy showing people around the west. We have neat things. And dinosaurs.

Roswell's good. Along with Hershey, PA, it's an essential stop on the "Places with Amusing Streetlights" tour.

No idea if Alamagordo's got 'shroom-shaped ones.

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Okay, so I'm heading off to Chi-town to scope stuff out. Gotta make sure there's enough bars and mini golfs.

Tour dates: February 18th (arrive either minutes before midnight on the 17th or after midnight on the 18th) to February 20th noonish. I'll have little to do on the 18th other than the all necessary sleep. I'm staying with a friend outside Chi-town city limits.

Anyone want to meet up with the Chicka?

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Mediocrity at its most average.