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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - More Political Cat and Mouse by edoggydog
9-30-10

So, what's your opinion on building the mosque near Ground Zero in New York?

I'm all for it!

Don't you think it's a little insensitive to the families of the victims of 9/11?

Why on Earth would they be offended?

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO!!

Oh. I thought you said, "mousque"...

9-30-10 8:35pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Political Cat and Mouse by edoggydog
9-30-10

So, China refused to stop devaluing their currency, and the U.S. responded by placing a tariff on certain Chinese imports...

And..?

And, this could set off a trade war that could cripple an already fragile American economy!

Will this affect the price of cheese?

Probably not since most of our cheese comes from Wisconsin.

Then, who gives a cat's ass?

9-30-10 9:07pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog
10-14-10

Last year, when President Obama promoted the $700 billion American Recovery Act, he said it would create millions of "shovel-ready" jobs...

However, today, the President admitted that there really were no such thing as shovel-ready jobs...

Apparently. the only thing that was "shovel-ready" is the bullshit he fed us on the greatness of the recovery act...

12-07-10 7:13pm (new)

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RCL no. 316 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-29-05

Cool! My owner's on vacation, and I've got the house all to myself!

What to do...What to do... There's so many things, I don't know where to begin!

I know... I'll go stare out the living room window for the next eight hours!

1-06-11 2:33pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Cat by edoggydog
1-17-11

So, the show, Glee, won the Golden Globe for best TV comedy series...

When I saw the cast up on stage accepting the award, all I could think was...

...what a bunch of GLEEKS!

1-17-11 4:46pm (new)

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Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Stupid Fucking Cat by edoggydog
3-04-11

My owner's girlfriend asked him if there was such thing as a "cat heaven"...

Well, me being an indoor cat, I submit I'm already in heaven! I sleep all day and night, I don't have to hunt for my meals, and when I take a dump, someone else cleans it up!

I only pray that if there really is a cat heaven, that it is pretty much a continuation of the same of what I have here on Earth. Except, maybe they'll give me my balls back...

3-04-11 6:28pm (new)

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RCL no. 2499 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-24-11

Lady J vacations in Dubai with her cat, Fluffy...

Well, Fluffy..?

Wow.

Are you going to take a shit or not?

I've never seen so much sand before in my life!

So..?

So, this place looks like one giant litter box, and I can't decide WHERE to take a shit...

3-24-11 4:40pm (new)

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Groovy! - The Return of Dr. Pembroke, Sexual Veterinarian by edoggydog
5-09-11

Dr. Pembroke will meet with you once he's done oper-ating on your cat, you sick bastard!

Groovy!

Meeee-OUCH!! Meeee-OUCH!! Meeee-OUCH!! Meeee-OUCH!! Meeee-OUCH!! Meeee-OUCH!!

This will numb the pain while your sphincter heals, and then I'll remove the stitches in a week or so...

That'll be $450... Y'know, it would be a lot less expen-sive if you got married, instead of constantly butt-fucking your cat!

True, but at least the cat doesn't give me any shit if I spend the weekend lying on the couch watching TV!

5-09-11 9:27pm (new)

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Groovy! - My Stupid Fucking Gross Cat by edoggydog
7-03-11

I don't why, but everything I eat turns to SHIT!

Even those brown sausages I eat from my litter box...

Are you consti-pated, kitty? It's been a week since I've had to clean out you litter box...

*BUUUUUURRRP*

...unless, you're eating your- Oh, my GOD!! YOU'RE EATING YOUR OWN SHIT, AREN'T YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT??

7-03-11 2:26pm (new)

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Groovy! - An Old 'Garfield' Comic Re-Imagined by edoggydog
8-20-11

[ *fweep* ]

OMG! Did you just fart?

Sorry, Jon... I guess the tuna pate I ate didn't agree with-

THAT IS SO RUDE, YOU STUPID, FUCKING CAT!!

Fuck off, loser![ *BRAAAAAAAAAAP* ]

!

8-20-11 11:44am (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 2640 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-29-11

[ puff, puff ]

*HAAAAAAAAACK*

*HAAAAACK* *HAAAAACK* *COUGH* *COUGH* *HAAAAAAAAACK*

My turn.

10-29-11 3:04pm (new)

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Groovy! 435 by edoggydog
6-30-05

Dude... I'm tired from sleeping all day! Since, you say there isn't giant octopus in there, I'm going to go nap in the closet...

Groovy!

Come back and wake me in twenty...

Cool...

Twenty minutes later...

BURP!

Kitty?

10-31-11 12:16pm (new)

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Groovy! 436 by edoggydog
6-30-05

That twenty minute nap was just what I needed! [*YAWN*] Now, I'm all rested up to go to bed...

Groovy!

Oh... Sorry about belching earlier. I guess it was the sardine sandwich I ate for lunch...

That's cool. I'm just glad that you're okay. For a minute there I thought you were eaten by the imaginary giant octopus in my closet, but, of course, it doesn't exist! Nighty-night...

Is he gone?

Dude... Keep it down! He might hear you...

10-31-11 12:16pm (new)

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RCL no. 689 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-21-05

Hi... I'd like a large, double-shot latte with 1% milk.

Sorry, but we're all out of milk! I just lapped up the last saucerful...

Okayyy. I guess you can use cream instead...

No can do! I drank the last of that two days ago. All we have left is a shitload "Silk"...

Silk? Isn't that made from soy? That couldn't possibly taste good, could it?

Well, I hear it's the "cat's meow"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

11-01-11 4:56pm (new)

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My cat is blacklisted. by seanator
12-22-09

One fine day...

No cat, I don't think that it would work that way.

Meow

I know it seems like it works out on paper, but complete financial equality is just bad for business.

Meow

Where the hell did you get that idea?

Mao

11-04-11 11:47am (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 2654 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-21-11

As Rhonda was talking to her neighbor about last night's episode of "The Jersey Shore"...

...and how Christina Aguilera is starting to look like a blonde Snookie...

...there was only one thing that went through Kimba's mind:

When am I going to get some eats up in this bitch?

11-21-11 10:10pm (new)

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RCL no. 2675 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-03-11

I just love the desert! The blue skies, the scenic views, the fresh air!

So, what do you think of the "great outdoors", Felix?

Did you remember to bring my cat bed? The ground looks awfully hard... And, where's the nearest litter box up in this bitch? I gotta take a MAJOR dump...

I never should have let that limp-wristed faggot at the pet store talk me into buying a fucking cat instead of that black labrador I really wanted...

12-04-11 4:21pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Doggie Doored Requiem by edoggydog
12-08-11

GO FOR A WALK, KITTY??

GO FOR A WALK, KITTY??

Cat's are fucking USELESS!

Groovy!

12-08-11 9:43pm (new)

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cc 353: Star Paws by TheGovernor
4-26-07

I felt a great disturbance in my paws, as if millions of cats suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened

See thomas, being neutered wasn't that painful now was it?

I find your lack of nuts disturbing

12-16-11 3:03pm (new)

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RCL no. 1166 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-24-06

I just love sticking my finger in his ear and watch him shake his head violently like a young girl does when she gets spooged in the face for the first time!

Steady... Steady...

If, you stick your fucking finger in my ear, again, I'm going to claw your nuts and make you scream like a new convict does when he's being gang-raped in the ass for the first time!

Well, FUCK YOU AND-

...and the horse I rode in on! I know. Weak.

1-31-12 10:57am (new)

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RCL no. 1936 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-11-09

My mom only had sex with my dad on a dare. Besides, she was positive she couldn't get pregnant. Well, oops, I was born nine months later ...

I'm really nervous meeting your parents tonight...

Don't worry. Just bring my mom a box of chocolates and she'll love you forever!

And, your dad?

A saucer of warm milk.

2-03-12 10:07am (new)

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RCL no. 2800 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-07-12

When I die, I'm not going to give my fortune to my ungrateful, bastard children...

Really?

I'm going to give it all to you, cat.

Cool!

Now, before you get any bright ideas about blowing it all on cat nip and warm milk, I've pre-assigned a trustee who'll manage the money per my strict instructions.

Uncool!

2-07-12 7:33pm (new)

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RCL no. 2819 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-14-12

Here, kitty-kitty...

Sounds like my owner, Michelle Obama, is calling me, but there's no way I'm ever going back to that place!

Here, kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...

Ever since the First Lady went on her health kick and became a "nutrition Nazi", life has become unbearable for me.

Here, kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...

I used to get cream for dinner, but now she gives me nonfat Silk Soymilk. Yecccchhh!

2-14-12 10:26am (new)

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RCL no. 2836 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-20-12

What's your plans for today, cat?

First, I'm going to run five miles. Then, I'm going to go online and look for a job...

After that, I'm going to volunteer over at the local food kitchen and ladle out soup to the homeless.

You're actually going do that today?

Nahhh... I'll probably just sleep on the window sill for the next twelve hours.

2-20-12 1:00pm (new)

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RCL no. 2912 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-31-12

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Try to relax, Gumby!

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

You must use your mind to block out the pain coming from the soles of your feet.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

In retrospect, it was a bad idea to bring Gumby to one of these Tony Robbins fire-walking events...

3-31-12 1:50pm (new)

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