Groovy! - Pass the roachie on the left hand side by edoggydog 3-07-16

...and that's why I shot my wife before she could kick my ass again! Groovy! Uh, oh... I think the owner just came home! We better scurry away before he turns on the light! *CLICK* Fucking humans!

Groovy! - "What is kidnapp-ed?" by edoggydog 4-04-16

Sure... I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass again. Groovy! PLANET WTF??? I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL OVER FOR YOU AND I FIND YOU HIDING IN A STINKY GAS STATION REST-ROOM 500 MILES FROM HOME??? IS BEING MARRIED TO ME THAT BAD??? Is that a rhetorical question, or do you really want me to answer that?

Groovy! - BOOM, baby! by edoggydog 10-04-13

?   No, my wife didn't kick my as this time... She booby-trapped the bedroom door. Her boobs blew you up?

RCL no. 5222 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-20-16

Do you see it? Yes... ...but I still can't believe you got your ass kicked by a ladybug. Bitch came out of nowhere!

RCL no. 5245 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-04-16

Oh, shit... Here comes the school bully. I'd better go the other way so I don't get my ass kicked again... C'mon, Chen... MAN UP! You're the teacher here, and she's just a sixth-grader.

Groovy! - Chen saa hänen turpiini UUDELLEEN!! by edoggydog 5-16-16

Sure, I'll tell you how I got my ass kicked... But, this time it wasn't by my wife! Groovy! "I was appearing in another strip by a guy named tero when..." Mä en ole ehtinyt mitenkään viimeiseen puoleen vuoteen käymään sun luona. Mun lapset, ex-mies, avioeroon liittyvät oikeusjutut, tapaamisasiat, omaisuudenjako... mä en vain EHDI! Ei se mitään. Joku muu ehti. I don't understand Finnish, but whatever I said made Phreaky mad enough to tit-slap the shit out of me! And, you're complaining?

RCL no. 5307 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-27-16

Chen gets his ass kicked and dragged off the Hell in 23 seconds. 22... 21... 20... 19... 18... 17... 16... 15... 14... 13... 12... 11... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... And 1. Your tail makes you look extremely queerishy!   !

RCL no. 5313 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-01-16

Hey, Chet... Can you fire up the fryer and make a batch of won tons, please? I know it's after closing time, but I really need you to do this one favor for me, okay? What are you looking at, asshole? HURRY THE FUCK UP!! THIS GUY'S SERIOUS!!!

RCL no. 5318 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-07-16

We've done mountains of research on the subject, Chen... ...but it doesn't take a supergenius to know that if you want your wife to stop kicking your ass... ...you need to keep your damn mouth shut! I know... I just can't help myself.

RCL no. 5328 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-11-16

♫ ♫ Oh, Christmas tree... Oh, Christmas tree ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ Why did you kick my ass like Bruce Lee? ♫ ♫ SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL KICK IT AGAIN!! Okay.

RCL no. 5384 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-12-16

Hloy SHIT!! When those two cars collided, one of the hubcaps came flying off and nailed me right in the nuts! I guess it could have been worse... I could have been in the accident like you, mister. Oh, I wasn't in the accident... My wife kicked my ass for pulling over and giving mouth-to-mouth to that hot blonde with the double D's! Phreaky was in the accident?? No... She was a bystander on the curb watching the firemen work.

RCL no. 5394 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-14-16

Chen gets his ass kicked (again) in 23 seconds... 22... 21... 20... 19... 18... 17... 16... 15... 14... 13...12... Chen..? What are you doing? Thinking... ...11... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... About what? About a time in the past when I still had hopes and dreams for a wonderful life. ...a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-and 1. When was that? The afternoon before I met your ugly, bitch ass!

Potential Cos-play by atomiclunch 8-11-16

*sigh* 3, 2, 1 aaaannnnd GO! We were listening to a Bill Cosby record... Do you think 'Cos would remember taking advantage of me back then? No. See, for that to happen, he would have had to give HIMSELF the roofie...

RCL no. 5446 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-15-16

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Looks like Ted's on another one of his Lunesta® benders. I'll bet I can pants him and draw a fake red beard on his face with a permanent marker, and he wouldn't even know it. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ But, of course, when he finally wakes up, he'll probably kick my ass! Does Chen abstain from following through on his prank or does he get his ass kicked..? Really? Of course, he gets his ass kicked! He's CHEN!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ What to do... What to do...

RCL no. 5467 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-30-16

We now return to Planet When-Will-Chen-Ever-Learn? WTF... Hi-i-i-i-i--i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i- WAIT!! What? Are you sure about this? Do you want that dangling thread near your penis sliced off or not?

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Groovy! - Schizo-CHEN-ia by edoggydog 9-21-16

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass. AGAIN. You know, I just found out your wife left you five years ago... What's your point? Well, first of all you're obviously delusional... And, secondly, who's really been kicking your ass this whole time? QUIT EYEBALLING ME, CHEN, OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!! With what? Your penis? Ha, ha.

RCL no. 5523 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-22-16

I don't mean to always be kicking your ass, Chen, but you keep making insulting remarks that provoke me! Why do you do that? I have Tourette's, you cunt! ANDYOUREFUCKINGFAT! I know you don't mean that... You're just repeating what brycekain wrote down there in the comment section!

RCL no. 5581 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-27-17

You know... You could have simply asked me for extra napkins before slicing me up with your cutlass. Where be the fun is that, matey? I think I may be bleeding to death. Still don't have me napkins. Matey.

RCL no. 5632 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-14-17

What...the... ...FUCK??? *sniff* *sniff* Hey, Randolph... What smells like a grizzly bear taking a victory dump on an ass-kicked Chen?

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RCL no. 5633 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-14-17

...and then the Grizzly bear took a victory dump on you? Yes... And, the bear's shit smelled like used salmon. And corn, oddly enough. Has this strip degraded to the point where we're now desperately using atomiclunch suggestions from the comment section? Apparently, so.

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RCL no. 5646 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-19-17

Were you on that ship that sank? Yes. Please, get me a doctor. And, you swam all the way to shore? Yes. Please, get me a doctor. (Kajun's line of questioning went on for two hours... And, no, he never did get Chen, who subsequently bled out, a doctor.) And, on your way in, you were attacked by a school of rabid baracudas? Yes. Please, get me a doctor.

RCL no. 5683 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-13-17

Let me guess... Chen can't come to work today? He won't be in all week... I thought I should come down and tell you personally. I appreciate that. Sooooo... Why did you kick his ass THIS time? He superglued my hands to my hips. Again.

RCL no. 5690 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-17-17

...and today I kicked his ass for, well, I guess I really didn't have a good reason. Excellent! That's 2,349 days in a row I've kicked Chen's ass per our agreement! So..? So, when do I get that liposuction you promised? Soon.

Honesty: Not always the best policy. by atomiclunch 4-01-17

What now, Chen? Earlier, you asked about my plans for the evening... "I said 'the usual, go home and get fucked up'." Sweetie, do these pants make my butt look big? More like two hippos trying to break out of a pup tent. "Mission accomplished!"

RCL no. 5719 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-05-17

Indy Pete is cold. Cold, cold, COLD! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! He could have simply sent Gabe an email warning him of the new computer virus going around... But, instead, Pete decided to tell Gabe in person. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Then, kicked him in the nuts for no particular reason! Why? WHY??