Kids Say the Darndest Things by ragu4u 7-24-11

Well Sir, the country will default in just a few short days. Bah! You worry too much. I've got those tea-baggers right where I want them. I'd consider rephrasing that, sir! Bah! You worry too much. Nobody of ANY importance would make that nasty connection. At Bedtime... Daddy, before bed, tell me if those Congressmen MAKE you gobble their balls or do you offer to do it? Michelle!!! Block that damned FOX News with the V-chip first thing in the morning!

Masters of Disguise by ragu4u 7-24-11

He claims he's a bee keeper. So that's the buzz, huh? Bullshit, he's dirty! Bust him! Assume the position. Damn...nailed by a lousy sting operation.

That's Ches-S (with an "s") by ragu4u 7-25-11

Is the NFL labor dispute finally over? Yeah man! Where you been? I'm, actually, more of a Chess man, myself. I can dig it my brutha man. I like em both. Really? Yep. I watch the games on all the big screen TV's mounted above the stages in them titty bars.

Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness by ragu4u 7-25-11

The Higgs boson could be realized in as soon as 18 months. The wha? You know, my boy..."The God Particle"! Why don't ya just ask God if it exists? Nice comeback, kid but they'll never find the "God Particle". I vacuumed it up with my "Dirt Devil".

Bonfire of the Vanities! by ragu4u 7-26-11

Doctor, here is the Amy Winehouse corpse, ready for cremation. Oh wow! You mean they're gonna do her up like "Gumby" and "Mr. Bill"? I said "cremation", doc, not "Claymation"! Too bad. Oh well, just toss a match on her body. The alcohol in her will burn like a Girl Scout Camp bonfire.

Unknown Quantities by ragu4u 7-27-11

Rachel Madow & MSNBC are sued for 50 Mil by a Christian Rock group! Huh? The Public Responds.... Who the hell is Rachel Madow? What the hell is MSNBC!

Feeling Flushed by ragu4u 7-28-11

Well, ragu4u, here are the results from your colonoscopy. Oh shit! Exactly! Next time use the enema I prescribed BEFORE you have the test. Oh...I thought it was for my own private recreational use.

I can almost understand making all of them. You like to make comics. Sure. I get that. What I don't get is posting them all to the forum. What's the end game, man? WHATS THE FUCKING DEAL!

To My Friends...

To all my comic stripper friends...my cancer has returned. I'll be in the hospital on 8/8/11, for 10 + days, to have it removed. Wish me luck, and for those who pray...please do! Good thing all your "religion" strips were all in jest!

by ragu4u, 8-03-11

He's Baaaack! by ragu4u 9-18-11

Well, ragu4u, we've done all we could. He'res my bill. Um...uh...that's quite a huge number. Is that everything I owe? Not quite. You'll get one more bill. See my associate in the next room. The old "associate in the next room" trick. I hate this! Well, if cheap is all you're after, go with the plain pine box! So I guess my surgery was less than successful, huh?

"Soup's ON!" by ragu4u 9-19-11

What NOW nurse? I have another patient inquiery for you, sir. Ok...be quick about it. Why are the patients meals now being served in bedpans? Ever tasted one of our meals? Why do I bother asking?

Second Chances by ragu4u 9-21-11

So, I gave you some more time to straighten up, ragu4u. Plan to use it wisely. Oh you know I will. Good...good! I've already bought a "Total Gym" a "Solo-flex" an "Ab Rocker" a... Wait a sec. How will those help you correct your spiritual failures? Spiritual failures? I thought you were talking about my posture.

Tryin To Walk the Walk! by ragu4u 9-22-11

"Now I lay me down to sleep..." WAIT! Huh? Praying? YOU? PRAYING? I truly believe I've found the way. Now get thee behind me, Satan! It's about time I get to pitch.... What?!

As Long As You're Healthy..." by ragu4u 9-23-11

So you're the lawyer, what kind of bills did daddyo leave me? I beg your pardon? Fives? Tens? Twenties? Hundreds? Lots of hundreds, I hope. Don't worry boy. You been taken care of in the bill department. Cool beans! I'm rich! You got the gas bill, the electric bill, the trash bill, the water bill, you still owe the mortgage and I could go on. But you're healthy, so you truly ARE rich!

Eye Yi Yi by ragu4u 9-24-11

Hey pirate...I'll let you have your way with me if you can do one thing. And what might that be, me pretty? Just turn toward me but keep that patch on the same eye. I hate it when this happens!

God Works in Mysterious Ways by ragu4u 9-26-11

Wanna share, young Grasshopper? I have a large following. Can you feed them all? Maybe if I add a loaf of of bread. And I suppose you'll have baskets of food left over after all have been fed, huh? I see the Temple has exposed you to the Bible. Nope...I found it in the outhouse.

Paycheck to Paycheck by ragu4u 9-28-11

I was going to can you, but I decided not to. Until he gets a larger can!

Trolling by ragu4u 9-29-11

You out here all alone , lil guy? Yup. So? This place is filled with pervs. You might be ravaged! I can only hope!

Strolling by ragu4u 9-30-11

"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, and if..." Hey! Whoa !?!? That cocain IS a hell of a drug!

Speaks For Itself

It's "Garlic" Mouthwash. Like it?... Well?

by ragu4u, 10-01-11

Pete From Planet "Pasta Puss" by ragu4u 10-03-11

But I've just met you. Nevermind that. Just close your eyes and kiss me, Maura. Hehehe! God! You kiss like you've got a mouth full of Linguini. That's a compliment, I hope!

私がされる英語を読まないでそれを必要がある物語の漫画の設計の多く

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明彦はこちら

Clothes Make the Man by ragu4u 10-04-11

You know, you are a international symbol for Christ? What the...? Wait a sec. So...better with my clothes on?

Pissing Contest (Of Sorts) by ragu4u 10-05-11

Hey...I was about to sit there. You got some balls. Nuts, actually. Oh...I stand corrected. And stand you will, until I get my balls outta here.

The Big Fix by ragu4u 10-06-11

Yo...Steve! Lord, why did you take me so young? I went 100% Apple years ago and there just ain't a soul up here who can work on it all. So you took me to be your private "repair man"? Yeah...so? I'll get my tool pouch.