Feel free to ass fuck my ex-girlfriend.

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I don't believe we need your permission to violate your exes.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

FinnNYC

That's okay, what MSOE has in radio awesomeness, Marquette makes up with a higher percentage of females. Hot females. And the only MSOE party I ever went to, I stole a bottle of tequila. Woo!

BigFrank105

That's okay, what MSOE has in radio awesomeness, Marquette makes up with a higher percentage of females. Hot females. And the only MSOE party I ever went to, I stole a bottle of tequila. Woo!

That's nothing. In college, my roommate stole an entire cooler full of freshly cooked crawfish from the football fraternity. He and a pal of his sat in the room sucking the heads, while the football team pounded up and down the halls of our dorm, swearing vengance. He never got caught.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

Until now D00D!! OMG, you are so fuckin DEAD. You want a prediction? PAIN!

GO TIGERS!!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

FIND OUT WHY OCCAM'S RAZOR FILLS ME WITH AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO KILL!!!  READ "PORFLE VS. OCCAM'S RAZOR" HERE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

umfumdisi

Until now D00D!! OMG, you are so fuckin DEAD. You want a prediction? PAIN!

GO TIGERS!!

Buh.

How did you know I went to Millsaps College?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

THERE ARE CERTAIN WORDS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO HURL MY COMPUTER MONITOR OUT THE WINDOW AND BECOME A LUMBERJACK!!!  FIND OUT WHY HERE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My wife and I have found a house. Let the financing begin!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall We have a house! We're hoping to close by the end of the year.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

hey, congratulations. hope it isn't built over any dead brown people though. that usually turns out poorly

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what if nigger meant kite

Well, we don't have any kids, so the poltergeists in the tv should leave us alone.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

They only moved the tombstones!

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

WHY???

FIND OUT HERE:  PORFLE VS. WRITER'S BLOCK!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

THAT'S RIGHT--DISEASED BATS.

PORFLE VS. FATE

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I raped the living shit out of my Finance exam today. That is all.

Im a pink donkey wrangler. Gonna make a comic about one too!

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor: Pink Donkey Wrangler']

I told you I was making one

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

Oh forgot to post this comic celebrating my 200th comic!

[Click to view comic: '200th!!! Milestone Blowout (Literally)']

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

holy jesus are you the worst

I've not even made 200 comics yet :(

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Slacker.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I! But!

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srsly guise, why does everyone take drugs at parties?

BigFrank105LOL WUT

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.