SPOON!

Which one flew over the coo-coo's nest?

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Jack Nicholson.

Incestual rape: What is it good for?

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It's grime time.

The economy.

Have you ever started asking a really long question, but then, in mid-sentence, forgot what you were going to ask, so you kept talking in hopes that you'd remember what you really were going to ask, but you ended up not remembering, so you just ended it with "spleen"?

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All the time.

What rhymes with "silver?"

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No, what rhymes with "hut."

Where was Elvis last spotted?

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On Boinky's left testicle.

Why do White Castle burgers always taste like stale monkey urine?

You discovered their secret ingrediant!

What do fiddle sticks and Charleton Heston's manhood have in common?

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They're both flavored with powdered cheese!

Are there any questions and answers that don't involve penises, vaginas, or boinky's ass?

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Yes there are.

Like, why are there always more hot dogs in a package than hot dog buns?

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Because the bun is the lowest form of yummy.

Will it rain Thursday?

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Only if you ask a question that contains penises, vaginas, or Boinky's ass.

Do you eat spare change?

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No, but I've penised quite a few pancakes right into a shitload of stuff in my time.

Are we there yet?

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You missed it. We were there hours ago. We're here now.

Have you stopped beating your wife?

Only with my hands.

Has anyone seen Condoleeza Rice's femininity?

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No, but I'd pay money to.

What's it all about, when you get right down to it?

Spray Cheese.

Is there a hell, and if so, who farted?

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There is, and I believe it was that fat dude with his head down in the corner.

When is it okay for a man to cry?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

When he gets cornholed.

If x = your mother, then what would x + 2y (y = a Chippendale's guy) equal?

I don't know what it equals, but it sure makes a hell of a noise every night.

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

Six. They love chat boards.

Should Satan be allowed to do it in the naughty parts?

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Yes, because it is sinfully sweet.

What time is it?

Time for you to stop stealing my watch.

Bitte, wo ist die Toillette?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ich bin ein toiletter.

Who you gonna call?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The wig store!

Who farted?

Sorry, that was me. Damn cola.

Who is your mommy?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.